I’ve lost 40 pounds since June and men online are still calling me fat 💅✨ nasty comments used to fuel my self loathing, but I was hot before and I’m hot now. I have a cool job that I’m great at. I have an awesome fiancé that loves me. Only miserable losers tear others down

We bought the most expensive drink from Starbucks

NEW SHOW! Welcome to CRINGE LORDS, a series where the Mega64 crew goes deep on various curiosities no matter how cringe. This time, we’re sampling all the most expensive items possible from our local drive-thru joints youtu.be/nU0mlrwLCvQ?...

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

I’m like the dark souls of women

She’s done!!! I need to get her a stand, but I’m already too excited to start my next endeavor 👀

About to start my first model kit!

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Have you ever wondered what the GREATEST MOMENT of the Mega64 Podcast was? We’re pitting 64 of the funniest podcast clips against one another to determine exactly which one has been the most iconic. Vote on Round 1 here: www.instagram.com/p/DM-6XURvWI...

News broke last week that a new Bioshock game was secretly cancelled. This is the only clip of it that was released

Missed out on winning a copy of Donkey Kong Bananza from us? We’re giving a SECOND copy away! Visit bit.ly/mega64bananza to enter before we draw the winner at 11am PST on 8/8. Good luck everyone!

When your custom character enters the cutscene

Continuing Alan Wake II today, so keep me company as I take on a corpse in the upside down. I could use all the help I can get in the Dead Zone at 12pm PST over on twitch: twitch.tv/xdeadwillowx

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The giveaways keep on rolling because we’re giving away a copy of DONKEY KONG BANANZA! Head over to bit.ly/mega64DKgiveaway and get your entries in before 7/25. Good luck!

Does anyone have any tips for getting through a bad case of food poisoning? I’ve been so sick all day and can barely keep anything down 🥴 even the thought of eating makes me wanna barf

More hair than girl

Stabbin Practice

At 2:30pm PST today, I’ll be streaming some Portal 2 co-op with @mattdeadwillow.bsky.social ! Come hang while we be bad at solving puzzles. twitch.tv/xdeadwillowx

FrameRate Warehouse Sale is Live! www.frameratemerch.com

Now that AX is over, we turn our attention to San Diego Comic Con! And you better believe we’re BACK at it! Come see us on the SDCC show floor all weekend in Booth 1435 (same spot as usual) with a ton of exclusive stuff! And stay tuned for news on our panel at the show too!

Actually gonna have to postpone today - sorry y’all! We’ll be back next Saturday with either Mario Kart or something else (suggest any co-op or games we can play with chat that you’d want to watch), so we’ll see you then 💖

We’re doing one more open lobby Mario Kart World stream at 2:30pm PST today! Join me and @mattdeadwillow.bsky.social and see if Dry Bones can finally pull a win 💀 twitch.tv/xdeadwillowx

Was that supposed to happen?

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It’s another Mario Kart World Saturday! @mattdeadwillow.bsky.social and I will be checking out the new (bad?) update and taking on racers from chat. See you at 2:30pm PST over at twitch.tv/xdeadwillowx 🏁

Just found out I can do a spot on Toad impression

about to have a woman moment✨

When your fiancé’s behind you in Mario Kart. Featuring @megturner.bsky.social

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Going live now! Come by and do a race or two with us! twitch.tv/xdeadwillowx

At 2:30pm PST, @mattdeadwillow.bsky.social and I are streaming more Mario Kart World! We’ll be racing against chat, so come by and play some games with us this afternoon! 🏁 twitch.tv/xdeadwillowx

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

MASSIVE good news for trans people in the United States. A federal judge has just granted class action status to transgender people looking to update their passports. This means that very shorty, the window will open to update your passports with the correct gender marker.

No one wished ME a happy father’s day

I had so many cool plans today and my body decided to cancel them all by getting sick 🥴 gonna have to call of today’s Mario Kart stream with @mattdeadwillow.bsky.social too. We’ll be back next Saturday and taking on challengers from chat once more, so see you next week! 💕

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I am in downtown Los Angeles right now and it is completely surreal to hear that Trump is sending Marines here. We are listening to mariachi music. People have dogs. There are teenagers here. It is utterly and completely peaceful. Please tell your friends.

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

Mario’s had enough Featuring: @megturner.bsky.social

We’re taking a break from Split Fiction this week to play Mario Kart World with chat! Join me and @mattdeadwillow.bsky.social on the track at 2:00pm PST on twitch and get ready to eat my dust (I’m bad at this game) twitch.tv/xdeadwillowx

I think I could take Geoff Keighley in a fight

Next week I’ll be doing a streamathon playing Pokémon Black to raise money for my cat’s medical bills! Whether you can donate or just watch/share, I will be so appreciative! You can see more info and get a headstart on donating here (it all counts towards the goals): gofund.me/8aa40856

Dropped and spilled this entire 4 pound bag on the floor of my kitchen and started crying

Our auditions to be voice actors Featuring: @megturner.bsky.social

Happy 22 YEARS of MEGA64. We are still here because of you. Thank you for all your support, and let us entertain you all day for MEGA64 DAY 2025, live NOW twitch.tv/mega64podcast

Desperately looking for someone who can take this little guy. Shelters have told me they are full and every rescue I've managed to contact is at capacity. I *cannot* safely keep him given Tucker's health. There's one in Waco who can help but I'd like to keep him close to home obviously.