Manchesterford I am in you.

Enjoying the charms of Bolton for the next 2 days. How I'll spend the remaining 47hrs 30 mins is a mystery, however.

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Sitting at a Starbucks and a man just ordered an extra hot, double shot decaf, almond milk caramel coconut Cappuccino. He may be a psycho. Or just an insufferable cunt.

Staying up in London..just seen the ex-husband less than a mile away on Scruff 😳😂

Legend. 💔

OMG I am gutted. So sad she was an absolute icon apple.news/AnHjbcGheREG...

Standard hotel room. Nice bed, big shower, good air-con and decent cuck chair. 😂

😂😂😂

Bombilating.

Show your Lock Screen

Happy heavenly 81st Dad.. a great weekend enjoying some old memories and making new ones with family x

Would have been my dad's birthday today. Always take my mum to London every year (as my dad loved a dinner and show). Today, it's quality mum & son time .. off to The Ivy and then Six: The Musical. Looking forward to it! 🤩

Please forgive me. Gay law was broken yesterday. Haircut and beard sorted and I didn't post a pic. Please don't revoke my membership card. 🏳️‍🌈

A plate of beige for picky tea. 😂 (Not all for me!)

Must admit it.. I am pleased for the winners. So great to see their friendship held. 🥹 #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK

Peachification.

Damn this week is beating me up. Still, new car day today so that's a good day. 9 miles on the clock. 😂😂

Why are we even listening to anything this Etonian mop has to say? 🤷‍♂️

Is it blue Monday today? Because it fucking feels like it. 🥹

Black tie out again.

Heath, health, health sweetie darling.

Literally empty train section, and some woman decided to sit right next to me. Must be my pheromones.. such an alpha. 🙄😂

My furthest: North: Reykjavik 🇮🇸 South: Invercargill 🇳🇿 East: Napier. 🇳🇿 West: Honolulu 🇺🇸

Find me a better insult. 😂😂😂

Anything with double potato just feels like pure naughty to me. Chips and mash?

Didn't have the best news today at my heart doctor appointment. Definitely left me feeling low. Whilst I'm very happily single, it's days like today I wish I was heading home to a Tom Hardy lookalike for a big hug. Instead, it's dinner for one at Holiday Inn Ipswich. 😶😂

And his taxi smells. 😷

My taxi driver in Ipswich is a proper moody cunt. No tip. 🖕

I don't mind a bit of filth but when someone reposts ( retweets / whatever it's called on here) a hundred posts and floods my timeline, it's a mute / unfollow from me. I enjoy the interaction here more and when that's done to my timeline, I miss out on the good stuff. Morning btw.

I have to say I'm happy with the outcome. Bye, Fiona. #traitorsuk #thetraitorsuk

Well, that's a keeper. 😋😋 #TraitorsUK

Wow..some traitor on traitor action. 😲 #TraitorsUK

I woke up at 6 and thought about going to the gym. Then I thought "I don't want to." So I didn't. I'm still in bed. Correct decision I think. 🤘

Wide awake from 4:30am..🙄

"Ready to order sir? Madam?" Watching that VW Secret Files. Classic after classic. 👌😂

"We think we've got hens in the skirting board."

Have been at RBH A&E since 1230 today, with my mum who has suspected kidney stone. It's like a field hospital. Was 170 patients in dept, standing room only, not enough wheelchairs, people in every space, being treated in corridors. What's been done to our NHS is criminal. 🤬

I'm in my mid 40s and I still can't help myself adding the word "bitch" after she sings "say my name" during "Eternal Flame" by The Bangles. Wondering if I'll ever grow up. 😂😂

Haircut. Gay powers and all that. 🏳️‍🌈

I make a mean roast, if I do say so myself. Belated Christmas dinner. Those roast potatoes were bloody amazing. 🐷

Ooh, Matthew is a bit of alright, isn't he. 😍 #TheTraitorsUK

Haven't been able to warm up today. Gym was cold. Car was cold. House is cold. In bed now with my bloody socks still on to try and get toasty. Need a hottie.

Sod the gym today. Starting the year as I mean to go on. 💪🙌

Love the messages in that incredible London firework display. Loving even more how upset the flag shaggers seem to be. 😂😂

Here's to you all as we head into 2026. 🥂🥂 Thanks for the interaction and for making this place such an enjoyable one. Big snogs to you all xx 😘😘 @jmcl1980.bsky.social @bristolvor.bsky.social @ristophe.bsky.social @malgm.uk @andrewb72.bsky.social

My new year message. #hny

Bake Off and comfies. Bliss. 😍

Just watched #Pillion. Late to the party,I know, but if you haven't seen it, go find it whilst it's still on. Funny, touching and provocative. Also, I'd like to introduce you all to my future husband. 😂😍🤤

At the cinema about to watch Pillion. How lovely.. a motorbike movie. 🛵