I have a chemical imbalance in my brain where I can't stop eating ginger chews

Whoever named the swap-meet really did an excellent job

This will always be funny

Sometimes I watch this video just to feel something: youtu.be/8qp_bSyGAV8?...

Yet again the Pope shows excellent taste

You can prove any claim by saying the word "obvious"

Table-side service at a restaurant sounds like a horrific nightmare why would anyone want that

Guy who is pro-50 year mortgage because of the Jubilee Year

Please help

How your email finds me

Lefebvrite Americans who don't accept Alaska or Hawaii as states is this anything

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon him.

Think of a song worse than Tennessee Whiskey challenge (impossible)

Doing my part to save civilization (cutting my sandwich in half)

Yes, I do have the virtue of prudence (I hide food in my classroom for later)

"You woke up and chose violence." Yeah it's called a morning routine?

The new Swiss Army Knife models have thrown the pocketknife review world into an absolute chaos from which it may never recover

Nobody: The dumbest guy working for the company: We should add AI

We enjoy carpet cleaning videos because causality is both true and fascinating

"This person is wrong but has a point" is an important category.

The Fellowship of the Ring movie would've been better without the introductory piece explaining the ring.

Just finished reading @younan.bsky.social’s translation of Narsai. I had never read any Narsai before, and I was blown away! (I especially loved Memra 21: On the Temptation of Christ and Memra 44: On the New Creation.) Makes we want to try to tackle some Narsai in Syriac now!

Men can't dress like this anymore because of Woke

Elden Ring trains the soul in the virtues of humility and endurance. In this essay

Fit check

Before the fall, Adam and Eve never had to change their passwords

The myth of Sisyphus except it's fighting Malenia in Elden Ring

The 60s be like here's a 2-minute song about Alice in Wonderland with no verses or refrain. It is one of the top ten songs in the world.

My only complaint about Gen V season 2 so far is that it's too subtle. Needs to be more heavy-handed.

Why would you ruin something as sublime as fries with something as gruesome as ketchup

My doctor after my appointment

Yes, friends, let us Karate into the sunset

Wearing this tomorrow just in case the rapture actually happens

I found proof that I had a philosophy professor who would start every class by making us watch an Ariana grande video with no explanation and would not refer to it again.

I found proof that I had a philosophy professor who would start every class by making us watch an Ariana grande video with no explanation and would not refer to it again.

I WAS SO CLOSE I HATE THIS GAME

New profile pic? Yes it's a screenshot from a zoom call. And yes this is as not-angry as I can possibly look.

About time

My nephew keeps extra chicken nuggets or fries from lunch in his pocket in case he gets hungry later and I honestly couldn't be more proud

You either die a Glaucon or live long enough to become an Athenian Stranger.

You guys weren't kidding about Elden Ring. What a game.

Fundamentalist Platonists who read the dialogues as actual historical events is this anything

Frank Herbert readers: Here's EVERYTHING you need to know about the Bene Gesserit in 6 minutes. Gene Wolfe readers:

Slightly diminish a band: Black Saturday

AI fans apparently think that writing assignments are given because the world needs another 6-page analysis of Hamlet and not because people need to exercise their minds.

Just finished translating and commenting on a memra so I have earned thirty (30) minutes of rest before starting the next one.

Hoping AI becomes conscious and malicious so we can all agree to destroy it.

When your city allows music in modes besides the Dorian and Phrygian