I'm gonna get my first grey hair if all these baby geese don't get away from the side of the road

unrestrained summer fun

I wrote an article for @readlux.bsky.social about the need to archive vintage porn instead of sharing decontextualized, 'aesthetic' excerpts. It's something I care deeply about!! Gift link: lux-magazine.com/article/scan...

So who is gonna take me to see Richard Kind as Edna Turnblad in Hairspray

Keep honking! I'm still dreaming of Orgonon!

BING BONG

Where fiber history meets Pride. This is a large piece (10x28') of one of the two original 30x60' pride flags, the only known surviving section of either. They were designed, hand dyed and sewn by a community of queer artists. The colors are slightly different from most rainbow flags today.

Knicks in the 4th quarter:

Catch Me If You Canada

I bought a vicks vaporub decongestant stick because the dust from spring cleaning is kicking my ass and didn't read the instructions and stuck the entire thing up my nose and it felt like this

“Beefball’s Walk” collab vector piece with @poochie4girls.bsky.social for the @heckmaybe.bsky.social make literally anything jam 2026 🥳🍃🌾⛅️ i made the beefball and poochie made his beautiful world

all of my birdwatching bases are covered

I had an idea for a t-shirt

My favourite translation of polytropos?

brown bear, black bear

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Puppyplay but you're trying to figure out how much benadryl to give by weight

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a piece dedicated to Matt Johnson, director, and his troika of fictional Matt Johnsons from The Dirties (2013), Operation Avalanche (2016), and Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. #ntbts

Easter treats… chicken?

It takes true star power to join the exclusive club of celebrity birds in New York City, and we can confirm that the American woodcock who has turned Bryant Park into its migratory dance floor has got that special something. hellgatenyc.com/new-yorkers-...

Every part of the lily plant is deadly to cats - even drinking water that lilies were sitting in can kill them. Other popular spring flowers like tulips and daffodils can also make them very sick, but there are plenty of beautiful and safe alternatives.

I need Cher to star in a production of Euripides' Medea NOW

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

She rian on my johnson til I'm bricked

She rian on my johnson til my dead man wakes up