this vexes me

why would the prime minister of canada lie... his name is literally true though! ​:susiesmug:​

we should stop taking internet drama so seriously, the duck is as big if not bigger than the truck 🦆🚚 its all pointless

some keith haring type doodle #doodle #digitalart #graintouch

reminder that someone will always be smarter than you someone will always be prettier than you, someone will always be cooler than you but theyll never be you

3 fake friends are better than no friends

Makin' so much bread, I don't care that they're just being fake

i wish there was a guide on how to make friends

this is whos taking my job? are we fucking serious

americas 10th largest transit operator is DISNEY WORLD???

roblox forsaken is so fun wtf

me in the studio cooking up some fedi posts

i have grown attached to my pfp of hedgehog summer camp island holding the king

i love it when my server randomly 502s

so if the government cant control our minds through 5g signals, then why do i have gay thoughts as a straight man? 🤔

we'll be brothers forever, what happens to one of us, happens to us together

i gotta make an 88x31 thingy

having a strong desire to talk to friends but an inability to message first is beautiful

you weak asf if you use my past as a weapon

i will redo my bio when i feel like it

i really wanna change my pfp but i love this one too much...

an mfm petition to rename $[rainbow ] to $[gay ] please sharkey ceo do thissss

"yeah i was born in 2014, how could you tell?" - 👴

acab includes discord mods btw

i finally fixed my instance

fuck json fuck .env we should all start using csv files for configuration

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE BAG 💲💲💰💰💰

so surprisingly this is not an onion headline

mlg tomorrow

github is full of software engineers with bright futures https://github.com/AriasADev/The-Femboy-Bee-Movie-Script

i wonder whats on fediverse today ​:clueless:​

​:parappa_u_postin_cool:​

🆗 🆒

this is what goes on in lunduke's head on a daily basis

fugget about it

bigender ahh blud ​:3_bigender:​

im back

[lewd] protogen sex via Bluetooth® File Transfer

toki pona ahh blud

living life in the life of a noob

i like being silly! ​:ralseismol:​

boost to scare a fedi user

please please please please Please if your main acc has minors following it and youve made a separate NSFW account _PLEASE_ do not boost it from your main account. that defeats the entire purpose of separating them. Obv others are capable of muting/blocking the account but they'll only know to […]

i need friends 💔

im not a furry but if given the opportunity, i would love to have fluffy fur and a cute tail! :3

[politics] Hm!!!!!!!!!!

my autism special interest is sleeping all day

fedi feels more comfy than twitter ​:ralseismol:​