My joy when one of the 6 year olds in my class started singing ‘It’s the end of the world…’ yesterday.

I spent ages getting ready to go out. Me: ‘How do I look?’ Wife: ‘like John Goodman in the flintstones’ Thanks.

I can’t remember if I have posted this one or not. What R.E.M. song or lyric is this?

R.E.M. lyric sketch #101 It’s been a while! What is the song? Cryptic answers preferable! #rem

I’ve never done an exercise squat in my life. 36 goblet squats later I’ve awakened muscles I don’t think we’re expecting to be disturbed

I want you to remember. Oh. (you will never see) I need something to fly (something to fly) over my grave again. (you will never see) I need something to breathe. (something to breathe) ... Song: Try Not To Breathe Album: Automatic For The People

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Crazy crazy world crazy crazy times Crazy crazy world crazy crazy times Hang up your chairs to better sweep Clear the floor to dance Sweep the floor into the fireplace Song: Fireplace Album: Document

Now there’s an idea 🤔

If I ever want to fly. Mulholland Drive. I am alive. Hollywood is under me. I'm Martin Sheen I'm Steve McQueen I'm Jimmy Dean Song: Electrolite Album: New Adventures In Hi-Fi

Free- My Brother Jake

I’m not one to be impressed by someone riding on a unicycle.

There's no one left to take the lead, but I tell you and you can see we're closer now than light years to go. Pick up here and chase the ride. The river empties to the tide. Fall into the ocean. Song: Find The River Album: Automatic For The People

That’s really funny! And cool.

I’m always amused by @michaelstipe.bsky.social slight giggle in the first chorus when @theeminus5.bsky.social sings ‘Water’. It’s a little thing but makes me laugh. R.E.M. Horse to Water youtu.be/t-dMOkjoPyk?...

Hey, did you know that occasionally I find time to do stuff that isn't R.E.M.? I even do proper thumbnails Watch, like, subscribe to Semi-Capable Covers. Just maybe I'll take requests! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdOW...

Think of others, the others think of you.

Well this episode of Black Mirror made me really sad for Paul Giammati’s character. Brilliant episode.

Keep your money in your hands, put your travel behind Who are you going to call for, what do you have to say Keep your hat on your head Home is a long way away

Eviscerate your memory

if you are confused check with the sun

Think of others, the others think of you

Keep your money in your shoes 🤣

Try not to breathe. No, wait...

The time to rise has been engaged You're better best to rearrange #remadvice

Whenever I meet a new person I instinctively take a glance at their footwear. It's just a thing I do. It all stems from this. #goodadvices

Not everyone can carry the weight of the world

Probably that thing about stranger’s shoes ….

Take a break We’ve been on this shift too long

“Hold on” ❤️

Don't go back to Rockville, [you'll] waste another year

Climb a tree and drop a load on your head

A handshake is worthy, if it's all that you've got

Speaking in tongues--it's worth a broken lip

I’m obsessed with Old Man Kensey by R.E.M. at the moment. Was listening to it for 40 mins in the car because there’d be different bits I liked and had to listen again. But from the beginning. I didn’t mind, but the rest of the family were getting a bit annoyed 😠

What R.E.M. advice is good advice? Walk unafraid, be clumsy instead What else? #remadvice

This song fills my heart ❤️ Be Mine - R.E.M. open.spotify.com/track/1JPNX3...

Michael Stipe talking R.E.M lyrics on Bluesky brings more joy than the internet deserves.

And Mike Mills wrote the lyrics to Rockville I just sang it

Ok its ‘feed it off an aux, speak, grunt no strength, the ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height, wire in a fire representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site’.

@millsish.bsky.social Mike Mills says “Love your posts on BlueSky, but wasn’t it “that low plane, fine, then” not “flying” , then? I remember you said it was from a roadside sign about watch out for low planes flying. But that was a long time ago.” So Im doing my best. Thx Mike!🫰xxx

Everyday is new again Everyday is yours to win

This is shocking. I’m sorry if it ‘traumatises’ you all 😱 www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/primark...

I can

Just had a fall. Does that make me old? I certainly felt gravity’s pull 🎵

These boys tho

I know you didn’t chew the wires Mr Red Squirrel #rem #star69

Why I get anxious about gigs. To the lady who hit me a number of times on the back at the gig last night telling me to move… I’m sorry. I’m 6ft 3. My wife is 5ft. I stood as far across to the side as possible. Maybe next time just move yourself and don’t hit people.