I apologize in advance to whomever gets us for MSQ roulette, because it is going to be chaotic.

Yunji breaking his fucking *neck* to look at that CAKE

Southern plantation tour. Yes, they were respectful of the bad parts, at least in the 90s. We visited the on-site graveyard and had a moment of silence as well as overall historical tour. It was actually very enlightening and had a huge impact on me as a 4th grader.

@mystmantleffxiv.bsky.social got her good, lol

Ah well. You win some, you lose some. I still have my small, so I'm not too broken up. Was nice to dream.

Got so distracted by pretty sunrise lighting on the water that I didn't realize I left Yunji staring at a wall lol

Me always. I'll go on record that you're free to mention The Wanderer's Paradise as a brothel/bar in Ul'dah if you like, and Yunji does occasionally do freelance accounting appointments on the side. Hell, I have a lawyer OC if anyone needs one, lol.

When I talk about sex tourism being a plague, this what I mean. Three travelers, prime time, standing in a circle in OLD SHARLAYAN, one of them doing /beesknees right on top of someone, as if that isn't *the* most modded emote in the NSFW community. Either go to Ul'dah or go home.

Drawingis tomorrow, I'm gonna hurl from anxiety 💀

Don't overwork yourself, Ditto!

Never dim your light just to make others comfortable. Being trans and unapologetically you is powerful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Shine as brightly as you were meant to 🌈

Just another typical day of our bullshit

*wheezes* The deed is done. Now we wait.

Depends on the touch and who's doing it, really. From his husband, absolutely. Yunji is borderline clingy for physical affection. But with most others, he's very reluctant to be touched, bordering on, "no touchy," levels. #YuyunjiLore

Yeah, I kinda saw this delay coming. Feels like 8.0 to me.

*squints* Are we finally getting a Garlemald expansion?

$200, minimum. Calling it now.

Housing bids start today, but I'm having a low energy day, so I dunno if I can sit at my desk. I absolutely hate my body, man.

New game, new reminder that all my non-FF gaming is over on the personal account if you're interested in following along. :3

I've called Ramuh "sexy grandpa" for years and gotten many people to adopt the term as well. Our FC also says the phrase, "Let me pole my nerds," when referencing checking retainers because of me.

Hello, darling ✨️💕 Hubs gave me the SURPRISE OF MY LIFE and okay'd upgrading to a Switch 2 today! Turns out he'd been saving to surprise me with it. Pokopia inbound shortly!

Well, I was going to gpose, but I guess not. My desk isn't big enough for this, Ophelia. 😮‍💨

Pretty much the same, barring some accessories. I feel like his hair color and hair style are a bit of his, "brand," to the point that if I changed them, it wouldn't feel like him anymore.

Yunji's hair is pretty vivid and easy to spot in a crowd, even at his Lalafellin stature. His favoritism for Dalamud Red also helps.

Was ambling through the new variant dungeon and had to stop and say "god DAMN" because of this dude's slut factor

Illustration by Kazuya Takahashi for a 'Final Fantasy XIV Adventurer's Chronicle' exhibition in Japan that "celebrates the world of FFXIV." Tokyo @ Ikebukuro Sunshine City Apr. 25 - May 10, 2026 Osaka @ Osaka Nanko ATC Gallery May 30 - Jun. 16, 2026 finalfantasyxiv-exhibition.com

Picked the ones that have impacted my life the most. Everything in this image tells you about my tastes in games, tbh. #my9games #YuyunjiPlays

The medium up the stairs from my personal is for sale...if I can find the funds, I might throw in on it for giggles. Anyone wanna spare a guy some gil? I have 4 mil currently, and Tez has another 4. Price is 17 mil.

On our way to be a menace to society

But I don't wanna get Norted D:

Look at this HANDSOME MAN #YuyunjiGposes | #Lalafell | #Gposes | #Gposers

Small life update: thyroid meds are slowly giving more energy, but it's definitely in small bursts. I have to be careful to not overextend, because if I do, I have "crash" days where I need more sleep. It's hard to cook and bathe, which makes taking care of myself difficult. [1/2]

More depth to body sliders, INCLUDING LALAFELLS. Maybe my Lala is skinny, maybe they're heavier set. Maybe they (gasp) have a slight bust as a female because they're an adult woman. Maybe they got a butt, who knows. Just more variety, please.

I will always, always prefer something that is stylized vs photo realistic. Photo realism in games has been in the uncanny valley for me for at least a decade. I avoid it like the plague because it's just ugly to me. Gimme something stylized that ages well any day.

....Why does Microsoft have a Discord???

All the confused younglings seeing this and not knowing it's a meme 😅

Have fun lol

So I started reading a new yaoi manga last night, and I have a question Is "gay accountant" a pre-existing yaoi trope? Because on god, I did *not* know that when I created Yunji 4 years ago, and it was entirely not intended in that way, LOL. (This is good, btw. The main guy is literally Yunji lol)

nero hole scaeva errr i mean tol

Yuyunji has zero desire to have kids. He's not good with them and doesn't know how to talk to them, and he worries he'd be too much like his (abusive) dad. His husband, Tezyl, has zero desire for children, either, so they decided early in their relationship it just wasn't for them. #YuyunjiLore

I think I should use this as one of those enticing 1 star reviews 😂 If you want gay sex in a fantasy detective story, hit up THE REANIMATOR'S HEART, especially if you like autistic necromancers accidentally reanimating their detective crush, so they can solve his murder. Link: books2read.com/trm1

Tez is too cute, this is precious, I'm sdkl;fjasdkl;fjsdakl;jfds 😳🫣💗 I'm *so* making this a comic in the future, bless.

- Ishgard. The layout is confusing, it's so grey and drab, and I oppose organized religion due to religious trauma. - The Ruby Sea. Everything is so spread out and it's just a big empty zone of mostly underwater nothing. - Rak'tika Greatwood. Fuck. Lahee. Nails on a chalkboard for me.

If you see this quote it with your main starter choice for every Pokémon generation: 1. Charmander 2. Cyndaquil 3. Mudkip 4. Piplup 5. Snivy 6. Chespin 7. Litten 8. Sobble 9. Quaxly 10. Remains to be seen, but Browt has my attention

Four years ago today, I met an incredible person who changed my life forever. It just so happened to coincide with Yuyunji's birthday. So here's to 4 happy years with these dorks, and happy 30th nameday to Yuyunji. Tezyl is still the best gift he ever received. #YuyunjiGposes | #Lalafell | #Gposes

I am going to use the Lalafell discourse as an example: