The club shop doesn’t have a damn thing for my big ass. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wish I could be celebrating with my OG Palace family in the UK today. Fucking love you guys. @petercpfc.bsky.social @eaamalyon.bsky.social Rob Sm. Rob Su. Martin. Gavin. Bob. Etc etc etc.

Everyone put their bodies on the line to get this win. Heroes.

Can’t fucking believe it. Detroit representing. #CPFC

I woke up this morning believing. #CPFC

Now, if I can just win the lottery between now and the final so I can be there. 🤣

Might have to head back to the other platform to make plans with my Detroit people!!!

What a performance. Onto the final!!! 🔴🔵

LLLLEEEEETTTTTTSSSSSSS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nothing is EVER easy. #CPFC

Mitchell whiffing on that sitter. Woof. Ezes was a helluva hit.

EsPN has been a complete Villa show since I tuned in 🙄

CHRIS RICHARDS DOES THE DEION SANDERS PRIMETIME ON MAN CITY 🇺🇸

Wasn’t it offsides when the first shot hit his teammate?

YOOOOOOOOOOOO EZZZEEEEEE

JFC. 🤣

Well, we know the ref won’t be working in the PL next week. Seems like League 17 would be about his level. U8s.

Welp, instead of bitching about this ref show, I’m just gonna show off the latest piece of my Palace collection.

Richards off for two fouls that weren’t even fouls. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Grrrr. Can’t add pictures to posts. I wanna show off the newest piece of my Crystal Palace collection.

@jimpiddock.bsky.social Hope you’re having a great birthday!

Oh Detroit. #HomeOpener 🤣

LOL. Haven’t been able to watch for about a month. This is my fault. My apologies.

Oh how sweet it is! #BoilerUp #SweetSixteen

Happy 313 Day Detroit!

Hoping for a crazy number on these scummy bastards.

Time for an Eddie masterclass.

Let's absolutely humiliate this mob

Really hope JP is ok. This is shit.

Shocking 🙄

See ya douche bag. 🔴

Palace always shit the bed against Everton. Like clockwork.

Jesus. Just call it a goal and let’s move.

That’s a new way to give up a stupid goal. Palace continue to amaze me.

Manchester is red and blue. 😏

One thing I’m really missing here are all the video highlights. Anyone have suggestions on who I need to be following?

FFS. They trying really hard to make this stick.

Ball don’t lie.

Birthday present. Wifey did well. 🔴🔵🔴🔵

Why do we live here?!? 🥶 This is the shit that makes your skin feel like it’s burning #Detroit #midwest #FuckMeItsCold

When does the wife decide to tell me her car needs gas? 5 fucking degrees out. That’s when. 🥶

Yeesh. Didn’t get to watch last 30 mins, but that scoreline doesn’t fill me with confidence. Welp, a win is a win. The trophy dream is still alive. Onto the next one.

Haven’t been doing anything much online lately. Haven’t heard anything about the transfer window. Log on here and see it’s the same old story again. Begin the new manager hunt for next season now. Thought they’d get this one right 🤦🏻‍♂️

Haven’t looked outside in a few hours. There was nothing… and now…

Happy new year fam. Have a great 2025. You’re amazing. I hope this is the year I hit the lottery.

Palace need to finish this off.

Ummm Peacock? Hello?

Bettering them on the pitch, but not the scoreboard. JP has been excellent.

JFC Palace. Charity FC

I know Palace never make things easy. But getting 3 today seems pretty important.