We're allowed nine subs. We only have seven, and two of them are goalkeepers. Ridiculous situation to be in. #cpfc

I hate when school reports say that my daughters are shy, because I know it's just because they're like their Dad in that respect.

Every year, you think the candidates can’t get worse. Every year, proven wrong #theapprentice

MELANIA has been nominated for Best Picture, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actress, Best Screenplay, and Best Cinematography in the FIFA Oscars

Not a fan of #TheApprentice Across The World. Too gimmicky. Candidates are poorest yet, as they seem to be with each passing series. Might be time to bring the whole thing to an end.

The "Elway" documentary on Netflix included the Simpsons/"Cape Feare" scene. Brilliant. 😂😂😂

Will Campbell is playing so badly the Dolphins are going to try and trade for him.

I don't mind carrying out Dad taxi duties. I do mind when people can't communicate times correctly. Primary school children should be able to do that, amazes me when adults can't.

Just had to replace an LED lightbulb in our living room. The second and last bulb in the box, the same box that says the bulb should last 25 years! These details are optimistic at best and downright lies at worst.

Would need an Electron microscope to read the subs on the other app. Then remembered that we're probably not going to use any, so it doesn't matter anyway. #cpfc

Interesting that a lot of the replies here talk of people moving/switching rather than negotiating. People don't have an infinite amount of time to deal with these matters.

Hah, what a grim day that was. Absolutely freezing too.

Every time a journalist pronounces Greenland as two almost separate words it makes me think of the girl in Grange Hill who called Roland Browning "Row-land".

STV News: "Glasgow has some of the best street art in the world." Behave.

Welcome to Cooperstown, Andruw Jones! baseballhall.org/hall-of-famers/jones-andruw

Getting a bit fed up with the Amazon Music app. Trying Shuttle 2 to see if it is any good. 🤞

I hope the Rams/Patriots Super Bowl is more like the first one and less like the second matchup.

Of all the Marc Guéhi content we've seen today, the moments where he has interacted with people (as opposed to other players/coaches) have been the warmest to watch. City have both a great player and a great man. He'll be missed. #cpfc

Marc Guehi is unquestionably one of best players to play for Palace, but he’s also a South London boy who captained South London’s No.1 club during the most successful year in our history, lifting not one but two trophies at Wembley. 🏆🏆 That’s one hell of a legacy. 💪 #CPFC

Masters Snooker, AFCON and NFL playoffs? Will see my to-do list tomorrow.

LOL.

So nobody remembers Kuwait v France in 1982 then? (I don't actually remember it, but I've heard plenty about it.)

Fair play to Lincoln City for what their foundation is doing with cancer patients/survivors. Lots of foundations doing incredible work. ❤️

Football League Highlights: "Crewe have only won two of their last ten games." Me: I'd take that right now.

Official app: Everything is fine, nothing to see here! Sky Sports Scores app: Listen to opinions from Paul Merson and Tim Sherwood! Think I will stick to fellow fans to get a sensible middle-ground.

Got a reminder on the way home just how much Gary Davies has destroyed "Sounds of the 80s". Extraordinarily smug, loves to make the show about himself.

Playing with absolutely no confidence. Not sure where a win is coming from.

Looking forward to this about as much as I looked forward to my Gran's funeral. Nevertheless, COYP.

Official website is very "nothing to see here". Not sure whether to laugh or shake my head. #cpfc

Leader of the Opposition on the TV so much today, there's a risk that I'm going to wear out the mute button on my remote control.

Going to be hilarious when the Tour de France starts in Edinburgh and stops about ten minutes later when they reach the first of many sets of temporary three-way traffic lights.

It’s time to stop the influx of immigrants who take drugs, father children out of wedlock, and steal from the government. by Elon Musk

Not sure this was the weekend to stumble across "Field of Dreams" on ITV4. Possibly not the week, month or year actually.

You bring Rak-Sakyi in, You loan Rak-Sakyi out. In out, in out, loan him all about. He never actually plays for us and will leave for nowt, That's what we're all about. #cpfc

So many words changed in "Jump Around", LOL. #maskedsingerUK

That last repost probably means I'm not getting into a particular country any time soon. Just as well the Fins won't be reaching a Super Bowl in this or any other Presidential term in the near future.

Cell phone footage shows that Renee Good tried to drive away from the ICE agent who shot her. But an AI video shows Good pledging allegiance to ISIS before plowing her car into a crowd of blonde Christian children. For busy presidents of the United States, it can be hard to know what to trust.

I've always said going out of the FA Cup is my joint-least favourite day of the year along with the Braves being eliminated from the MLB playoffs (probably a three-way tie now with my Mum's anniversary). Feels especially odd when I didn't get to experience it last year.

All we deserved.

UN Peace Corps more threatening than we are up front today.

Canvot not strong enough there.

Hadn't seen the #MOTD cup-specific titles. Wasn't expecting that, somewhat spine-tingling. #cpfc

I agree. When is he selling the team? He's been the consistent presence for 18 years of failure.

Everyone else fires their coach on Black Monday. Guess we lost a further unknown game in the last four days to only do this now. This team... so frustrating.

Went into our village Post Office on my lunch break, as I needed a single second class stamp. "We don't have any second class stamps." You couldn't make it up. 😂

When Shaun Wallace is promoting the Jane Plan I really want him to say that the price is, "Fifteen. Fifteen thousand pounds."

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

Never mind his antics when he left the Fins, O-Saban-Bin-Lying ended my interest in the previously magnificent College Gameday. An untamed tongue, he is endlessly crass, someone who can't have been told "no" to anything at any point in the last fifteen years.

This Swiss bar fire press conference is one of the most embarrassing things I've ever seen. Some total guesswork going on, if you can't get critical facts right for an incident like this you shouldn't be facing the press. Absolutely dreadful.

Special year? No question. The best year? Very possibly.