Abu Dhabi 2021 jokes in abundance between my best mate and I today. 😂 #AbuDhabiGP

Note to self: don't go to games on the 5th of December.

Got up ready to give the new tracks in #gt7 a go and instead it looks like the update has broken the game instead. No other reports that I can see. Marvellous.

Annual recaps starting to come in, got my Twitch recap today.

There are four series apparently. (Four?!)

My hunch is Kelly won't be able to keep quiet about the milk bottles. (Appreciate this may require an apology later.) #imaceleb

There is absolutely a dishwasher endorsement deal on the way for Aitch and Angry Ginge. #imaceleb

In case you missed it, "Burden of Truth" is available now on the STV Player.

Mrs manages to fracture her ankle in the run-up to the eldest's birthday, a trip to Selhurst and Christmas. Astounding timing.

You know what I've always needed in my life? Wayne Rooney's assessment of Yeremy Pino. #cpfc

Our idiot former PM should be up in court. Hopeless, thoughtless, without care, a shameful "leader" (I would suggest in name only).

I want them to be drawn in the same group as Colombia, mostly for reasons to do with Shakira.

Some finish at Hampden.

Kelly Brook has said she's going to puke so many times already that I'd think she has a thing for Mr Creosote. #imaceleb

NFL Big Game Night is pretty poor, but anything is better than listening to Sam Matterface.

This kind of nonsense needs to stop.

normal things happening

7up Free on offer too, the family will be delighted.

Not a single mention of extended support (which is available), scaremongering nonsense. www.techradar.com/pro/windows-...

Still not correct. Supposedly "fact-checked by Grok 2 weeks ago". If you can't trust something with stone-cold facts how can you trust it with matters of opinion?

Really enjoyed #GirlbandsForever, incredible amount of candour in the interviews that put it together.

"New ownership is so clever, they got rid of all those staff and everything still works!" Yeah, just overlook stuff like this.

Can't lie, I love this.

#cpfc post a video of Lacroix's goal that lasts 3:54. Most of it is the VAR review, which is a crazy amount of time for a stoppage. At least they got the decision right.

Sad news, used to love Uni-Watch. (And not just because they credited me for bringing the "Chrystal Palace" home kit of 2004/05 to their attention.) uni-watch.com/2025/10/31/u...

Trust the process. (Oh, that's a Sixers thing? How's that working out?)

Connections: Sports Edition Puzzle #408 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🔵🔵🟢🔵 🔵🔵🔵🟢 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟢🟢🟢🟢 Play the puzzle: www.theathletic.com/connections Starting with the purple line today. 🙂 (I don't apologise for knowing nothing about horse racing.)

I can't think what thing is missing from the #cpfc calendar. www.calendarclub.co.uk/crystal-pala...

Worst home-field "advantage" in the entire sporting world. Change my mind. #finsup clutchpoints.com/nfl/miami-do...

Even more frustrating than DIY: people who want to find a player to pick on, even when the team is winning.

Among the first things I would change about myself would be to have some kind of vague ability to undertake DIY successfully.

Important fact about the biggest day in the club's history hysterically incorrect in just the second paragrah, more evidence that Elon Musk shouldn't be trusted with anything. grokipedia.com/page/Crystal.... #cpfc

It has reached the point where I look forward to this every week. The minimalist aesthetic adds to the charm.

Another abysmal #NFL game at Wembley. I don't think it is a coincidence that just about every game there is dreadful.

Just added a Browns running back to my fantasy lineup. Honestly, Lieutenant Dan could run for 100 yards against the Fins D. Erm, #FinsUp?

Potentially unpopular opinion: ITV's Football League Highlights show is a better watch than Match of the Day.

Someone trying to login to the F***book account I deleted 14 years ago. That's fun to think about.

Currys in with the first Black Friday email of the year. 😲

Stanford Prison Experiment presenter: "After the break... You don't want to miss it!" Oh, you're so wrong. Trust me, I really want to miss it.

Let's be honest, any kind of Prime Day isn't a big deal when you know the same deals will be around in approximately seven weeks. Keep your powder dry, everyone.

Christmas necessity, £1 each under this deal.

“And next month, wall plastering with Fred West”

Virgin Experience Days thought I might want a museum and stadium tour of a particular north-western football club. Unsubscribed immediately. (P.S. Their photo package that I bought on behalf of my wife for her and her Mum to attend was terrible, wouldn't recommend it at all.)

Funny thing is that the Fins only have 24 points at this stage. But if you say the site reporting this has gone downhill then apparently you're a communist.

Our Chinese takeaway is one of the last places where I still pay by cash. I got £8 in change tonight, all pound coins. The zip on my wallet is now broken. Think I'm going to spend even less cash in future.

I'm no expert, but #StormAmy doesn't feel like it only merited a yellow warning. Still feels pretty strong around our way.

The club are missing a trick by not selling shirts with the alternative sponsorship on them. #cpfc

I honestly thought play action becoming an immediate sack only happened in Madden.

Must have thought he was behind the Dolphins' offensive line again.

I don't know who had the idea of setting up the aerial view of today's winner, but it was glorious. #cpfc