Currys in with the first Black Friday email of the year. 😲

Stanford Prison Experiment presenter: "After the break... You don't want to miss it!" Oh, you're so wrong. Trust me, I really want to miss it.

Let's be honest, any kind of Prime Day isn't a big deal when you know the same deals will be around in approximately seven weeks. Keep your powder dry, everyone.

Christmas necessity, £1 each under this deal.

“And next month, wall plastering with Fred West”

Virgin Experience Days thought I might want a museum and stadium tour of a particular north-western football club. Unsubscribed immediately. (P.S. Their photo package that I bought on behalf of my wife for her and her Mum to attend was terrible, wouldn't recommend it at all.)

Funny thing is that the Fins only have 24 points at this stage. But if you say the site reporting this has gone downhill then apparently you're a communist.

Our Chinese takeaway is one of the last places where I still pay by cash. I got £8 in change tonight, all pound coins. The zip on my wallet is now broken. Think I'm going to spend even less cash in future.

I'm no expert, but #StormAmy doesn't feel like it only merited a yellow warning. Still feels pretty strong around our way.

The club are missing a trick by not selling shirts with the alternative sponsorship on them. #cpfc

I honestly thought play action becoming an immediate sack only happened in Madden.

Must have thought he was behind the Dolphins' offensive line again.

I don't know who had the idea of setting up the aerial view of today's winner, but it was glorious. #cpfc

Who watches #MOTD anyway? #cpfc

Goal stands! Nketiah is onside. Palace win 2-1! Amazing. #CPFC

Oh great, MAFS is back. Along with St****ly. And the Stanford Prison Experiment is back next week too. Just as well I've already asked my wife what she wants for Christmas, as I probably won't be able to speak to her before then. 😂

Getting Humza Yousaf flashbacks here.

First time attempting to order an Uber, failed miserably. Not very useful if you live out in the sticks, it would appear.

The Joe Davis and Greg Olsen combination in the commentary booth is really good. Great that they got a memorable ending this week. #nfl

Watching "Double Jeopardy" on ITV4 because... erm, no reason.

No turnovers generated in the first three games of the season. If there is no D then it is time to call us the Olphins. #FinsUp

I've got followers? 😂

Had a dream that Palace were playing at Airdrie in a European game. Woke up and my right eye was completely bloodshot. Make of that what you will.

Last time Palace knocked Millwall out of a cup; Palace went on to win the cup!

Watching NFL. @jonbois.bsky.social

Soft. Predictable. #finsup

Can we put Worzel Gummidge in the Dolphins secondary please? It can't make things any worse. #finsup

I really dislike when teams who traditionally have stripes in their kits bring out a shirt with a plain back. It just doesn't look right.

Trying to think if there has ever been a player on a team I support that I have ever disliked more. Only one that comes immediately to mind is Richie Incognito.

On a day when it is one of my favourite Grand Prix and NFL week one, quite tough to think about what we gain from cutting back on our Sky package.

Same article also points out that most teams, the league itself and high-profile reporters aren't on here. Let's keep the false propaganda to the other place.

Kawhi Leonard getting paid an extra $28m over his official salary. Doubt he'll be the one the hammer comes down on either. youtube.com/watch?v=m0k5...

You know, when I go on a break somewhere I want to think about where I'll buy asparagus. What absolute nonsense. metro.co.uk/2025/08/27/p...

I can accept Gary Neville doing United games. I can just about accept Jamie Carragher doing Liverpool games. Lee Hendrie shouldn't be doing any games, let alone ones involving a club he used to play for.

While I'm on-call and stuck at home at least I can rely on my Tesco order delivery to ensure we have enough food in. Tesco:

Dynamo Kyiv away. And from beyond the grave, my Dad gets to make his "We'll be in Europe next year... if there's a war" joke.

And there goes the chance of watching Palace in Edinburgh.

This new Dolphins jersey is the worst kit any team I've ever supported has ever worn in my life. Well clear of second place too.

That's about as gentle an introduction to European football as you could hope for. Not strong opposition, but we almost played down to their level. #cpfc

"Onana Henderson" is a fun search over on the other place.

Mrs asking for score updates from the Bruges/Rangers game. I'm counting goals like Slider counting Russian jets in the final battle in the original Top Gun.

If only sports accounts showed a remote hint of doing the same.

Death, taxes and #cpfc posting the team news in such a way that it makes it impossible to read the substitutes unless you have an Electron Microscope near your phone (although that might be a good thing, based on what I've read elsewhere).

Players come, players go, life does go on. Nobody is bigger than a club, but to be remembered as a legend is quite something.

"Stay out of the black and into the red, Nothing in this game for two in a bed."

Opponents tonight had 12 (twelve) players on the bench. We had nine, including two goalkeepers. Says that we need reinforcements, and that others have absolutely no future with #cpfc.

Edouard looks like someone who has barely played football for a year. Well off the pace. #cpfc

And with the new bag policy at Selhurst there ends the era where I could go down for a long weekend, go to Selhurst and then immediately head to Gatwick. A sad day indeed.

Always a fun way to start the day when someone bumps into your car and then they drive off like nothing happened.