Hell no. He'll probably just watch a movie or something and call it a day. Maybe an existential crisis.

<— Birthday boy.

"Alien suits don't make you evil."

【Ｉ　𝐀𝐌　𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡．】

Never has anyone expressed such excitement to marry him before. (The answer is yes.)

I'm not saying it's okay. I've exposed him plenty and that's why he's, like, only a 10% rich of what he used to be. If you wanna fight injustice, Wilson Fisk is right there. And it's not forgiven. I'm just not as hateful as he is. I don't know, maybe I'm a fool.

Hey, me too! Nah, don't bother. Gargan's behind bars and Jameson has mellowed out some. No need to stir the pot. . . yet. You can kiss me if you'd like, though.

Oh, he had plausible deniability despite it being his money. Threw everybody under the bus and since it happened so long ago, people no longer care. I still haven't quite forgiven him for that. Him and his stupid mustache.

Jonah's pretty loaded. Plus, he had help from Smythe, I think. I wasn't there to oversee the creation of a man-scorpion. It's crazy what money can buy you. If only it'd been put to good use. . .

No. Jonah funded him, Gargan volunteered. He wanted to create the perfect anti-me. Imagine having such a hate boner for me you'll give enhancements to a psycho so that he can kill me, and the psycho still loses!

Not as recent as she'd think. By now, Mayday would be five years old. Still, nobody ever truly gets over the loss of a child, let alone Peter. So this, this hits him hard, even if it wasn't April whom he directly lost. "Fisk, the Fisk who got my aunt killed? That's the man you're gonna vote —

Pffft, you've got no idea. Do you know how Scorpion came to be?

So, my parents died when I was seven. They came back when I was, like. . . fuck, twenty-five? But, turns out, it wasn't really them. They were robots. It was a whole thing, Venom kidnapped them. My life's a shitfest, Jess.

You want the long story or the short version?

Oh, and my robot parents, too. Yeah, I didn't tell you about that one.

You give me that look like I'm not right.

Welcome to my life. Please don't leave me.

Yeah, but that's why the ladies love me.

He shouldn't even get this emotional over it. It's not like she's Mayday; she's her own person, just like Ben and Kaine are not himself. Furthermore, she's not even from this dimension, if he got things right. And yet, there he is. It's an emotional rollercoaster and Peter's having a hard time —

It never ends. I've got two clone/brothers, actually.

Yeah, runs in the family. You should meet my brother. He's my clone.

( Peter doesn't let go that easy. It's a process for him, y'know? This is his daughter. Or, clone of. Still his daughter. Still the one person he didn't get to spend any time with. So he's hugging her tight, as if that were to make up for the loss. Little moments after, he moves away. —

First off, go fuck yourself. Secondly, she's not 𝙢𝙮 clone, she's my daughter's. Thirdly, go fuck yourself.

That was before I learned you're my daughter. Well, sort of. God, I hate cloners. Look, I'll make this real quick because I don't want to bore you. ( And there comes the hug. )

It was a simple "who asked" joke and she threatened to kill me! I don't know the details, but if I find out she comes from 𝙢𝙮 daughter, I promise you, somebody's dying. So far, though, she seems from another universe.

Hell's Kitchen, actually.

You will show your father some respect.

Who?

My clone/brother told me this random chick I roasted today is my dead daughter's multiversal clone, which, by de-facto, makes me her dad.

You're definitely gonna leave me now.

Yeah, she's. . . how do I put it. She's basically my version of Laura.

It would appear, Logan, that I'm the father.

You said it yourself. When we put our minds to it. . . we're the best at hurting people. And I just. . . I can't explain what I'm feeling right now. So I'm gonna go out and I hope somebody who can take my punches is causing trouble. And then I'm gonna go find that girl.

It was right after our thing happened. The whole identity crisis. We. . . I don't want to get into that, but she's with May and Ben, if you ever want to visit your niece. No, I get it. . . . I want to hurt somebody right now.

How the hell do you clone a stillborn baby, man? What— . . . She's not from this dimension, is she? Oh my God man. I'm gonna crash the hell out.

I mean, you're my clone whom I refer to as my brother. I'm pretty ready for most if not all information. Just. . . Mayday's a sensitive topic.

Ben. Don't joke about Mayday. Please.

I'm hearing a lot of coping and a lot of seething over my existence.

|| I kindly invite everyone to read the carrd for important information and whatnot tl;dr I don't acknowledge anything post OMD except for minimal things I dug back in black is canon Strange did the mind wipe instead of Mephisto May's dead

( Tipping of an invisible hat. ) Bob's yer uncle. ( And so Peter walks away, whistling a little happy tune one could recognize as the most popular Spider-Man theme song. Hey, it's catchy. )

( Literally yawning. Boredom present in his face, like he's got better places to be at. ) Are we done here?

Yeah, and I really don't care enough to know.

Ooooh, shiver me timbers! I am quaking in my boots! Puh-lease, I'm from Queens. If you're gonna threaten me, put some heart into it.