Come talk about making friends as adults with us in the comments!! youtu.be/4PRJogpjVLQ?...

Stop doomscrolling and come romanticize the end of summer with me youtu.be/4S5G8q_zbVA?...

STOP doomscrolling for a few minutes and remember that some folks have really cool stuff at garage sales! youtu.be/JzUyjf1Nf_s?...

Having our job rn is weird but I hope we can make you laugh a little between doom scrolling and community care ❤️ youtu.be/ER9ze5whcgM?...

I decided to open up another round of fundraiser buttons. We raised about 700$ last time! Any amount we raise this time would be super helpful with current events ❤️ we are donating to Pueblo Unido PDX ❤️

On the pod this week: @couplagoofs.bsky.social 👀

Time to drop all your recession core hacks, babies! 🤪 youtu.be/o7OttUZBUHk?...

The Butterfly Effect is so crazy bc if 7 never 8 9, then 6 wouldn’t even be afraid of 7. 😔

She took a little longer than normal but she’s here! Spring Cleaning Part Two is up! youtu.be/7Ihn56bbY7A?...

New vlog is up to distract you from doomscrolling! youtu.be/NwrhhOTn-ko?...

Okay okay. It’s time to answer the most important question. Who would be the pope of Stardew Valley?? youtu.be/HhUOgl2gT1E?...

Stop doomscrolling and come laugh at me trying to get my house together youtu.be/HImO4y4gT80?...

The only substance harder than diamond is baby forehead as it crashes into your face.

Want some inspiration instead of more doom scrolling? New vlog just dropped. youtu.be/r7csT8OEOmg?...

After a big battle with my computer (I won) I present to you a new vlog to escape into for an hour break from doom scrolling youtu.be/sMMpxcSX6Ro?...

Give the people what they want!!* *A Remake of Phantom of the Opera where Robert Pattinson gets to be the Phantom bc he loves to be a little weirdo

The pinky toenail is the ugly stepsister of every other toenail

Petition to start referring to men ages 20-40 as “in their childbearing years” and to male government officials as “well out of their childbearing years”

YES, this IS a perfect time to reread The Hunger Games trilogy!! BUT, this is your reminder that they say “The Nut™️” SOOOO much in Mockingjay (I forgot and now I keep giggling every time)

Just a friendly reminder that we are committed to investing in booksellers/authors of color, disabled booksellers/authors, and LGBTQIA+ booksellers/authors, as well as elevating their stories ❤️ In fact, it's one of the values that guide our work.

The Super Bowl talk being everywhere just makes me wish it was time for the Summer Olympics again :( I miss waking up everyday to Simone Biles and Ilona Maher on the tv :( I don’t care about the boys and their football :(

Just received this photo from a friend of a warehouse in Kinshasa. These are tuberculosis medications--ALREADY PAID FOR--that aren't being distributed due to the Trump Administration's stop work order. TB treatment is being interrupted in SO many patients around the world. What does that mean? (1/2)

Newest Vlog is out to help you have a little break from the horrors youtu.be/Qn8SnN7vPgU?...

WELL, as much fun as it is to open the apps and want to hurl myself to the bottom of the ocean, I think for today I’ll just put my phone in a drawer and maybe try to learn how to french braid

Many new friends here (thanks @maggietokudahall.bsky.social ❤️) so here's an intro! We are an alternative to Amazon-owned Audible that shares all profits with indie bookshops across the globe. Plus: ❤️Employee-owned Social Purpose Corporation 🚫Booksellers drive our recommendations—not algos!

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Putting this on today to continue the “I Hate N@z!s” vibes around here!!!

Okay, I’m hoping this will gain some traction on Bluesky *inhales* SALEM PUBLIC LIBRARY IN OREGON IS IN DANGER OF CLOSING. This sets a dangerous precedent for state capital libraries!! This is a continuation of the saga from last year, when we were saved at the last second by the then-mayor. (1/2)

🥰 Planning our move to Mars bc wtf is going on on Earth 🥰

the hot new trend is ‘yosemite samming.’ kids are going crazy for doing finger guns but shaking them at the ceiling instead of pointing them at each other

The world is so fucking scary right now BUT!! Consider!! My baby now knows how to clap when we all say “yayyy” so 🥰

To everyone “trying to read more this year” I’m so proud of you!! Reading is just a habit! A hobby! You just get used to it & it eventually becomes second nature. Even if you only read one book this year, that’s great! Don’t be intimidated by feeling like you need to read 50 books. There’s no rules!

I want to be productive, I really do. But the demons in my brain just keep 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 😡 WHAT DID YOU SAY BOUT MY BROTHA😡 😡THAT’S NOT A STRAY THAT’S MY BROTHA😡 😡YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER😡 😡CAUSE I SAY SO😡

Okay the real question is what will be the last musical I listen to before the year ends!!!

What’s most fun about the week between Christmas and NYE is it’s the closest you feel (as an adult) to that first week of summer where you just keep scaring yourself bc you think there’s homework you forgot to do. It’s just a full week of “There’s something I’m forgetting. I just know it!”

Yesterday was just the best day ever. 🥹

I love crystal girlies bc it’s the closest thing in my adult life to when you’re a kid and your friend says “Hey I found this cool rock at recess that I thought you might like! Here ya go” like hell yeah thank you! It’s just nice ☺️

It just seems like AI could’ve hijacked ANY emoji/symbol. Them overtaking the sparkle emoji is personal!! I use that bad boy daily!! I don’t want some useless robot to be associated with it!!

Heeheehee I’m already planning the baby’s first birthday party. This is where I evolve into my most powerful form!!! 😈

I’m watching Pretty Little Liars for the first time (no spoilers) and I just continue to be so shocked that so many grown men in this town are dating high schoolers and no one says anything!!!

With Pepe the King Prawn being a meme, I wanna try something: 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ New 🕯️ Muppet 🕯️ Movie 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

Oh, good morning. I see the horrors are really still persisting today. 😀

Man the thing about Ko-Fi and Patreon and stuff is like, for the price of a gacha pull per month, you can be part of the reason why someone you believe in gets to pursue what they actually want to do. Through the power of many you can help ppl you like chase their dreams for a gacha pull per month.

Being trying to ask my assistant for an idea on how to get our TikTok following to see us on YouTube, but as usual he doesn’t have any good ideas smh

At [a government building] waiting to get a new [document] and there is a man VERY LOUDLY talking to an employee about how he is smarter than chatGPT and how some foreign gov’t is gonna snatch him up bc he’s so smart.

When you’re being mean to me, just know this is who you are being mean to

There is no greater relief in this world than waking up from a “forgot to go to class all semester and now you have to take the final” dream. 😮‍💨

Yeah, I’m very nervous about the TikTok ban, and I need to find a create way to begggg folks to come over and watch us on YouTube BUT!! If it does go away, I will NOT miss the “I believe *controversial opinion* DEBATE ME NOW” lives. They are annoying and stressful!!

Yeah, mormons really ruined the word “soak” in pretty much any context for me :(