Genuinely might not be able to get out of town tomorrow. Emergency gasworks on the only viable road I know that heads north

Weekend at Bernie’s anyone?

Eventually he did. I gave him 3 things I’d like. He’s transferring money. I guess that’s ok…

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Oh. I already hate him but now finding out he’s a rapist? Jesus

everyone watching Ronaldo after the full time whistle

Is he crying? Is he?

Must be difficult to top that

Feeling my feelings again. Exhausting

Haven’t done my daily steps. I always know if I haven’t done them first thing it is unlikely to happen after a day working at home

Reminds me of Bill Bailey’s assessment of footballers being “a bunch of vain, illiterate, millionaire borderline rapists whose job it is to shepherd a bit of leather into an outdoor cupboard.”

Need to pack a bag for an overnight stay. Having to visualise my outfits so I know what to pack

BBC football commentary team at the cutting edge of chat 🐈

Bugger.

Just ate a massive Greek salad as I had things to use up. Stuffed like a vine leaf now

I don’t remember Jamie Delgado looking like Dreyfus in Jaws

Lovely shot Dimitrov Dimitrov

Fery has lost my vote

Oh, back are you?

I think it’s really shitty a player is allowed to just leave for this length of time

Fery taking his bag to the locker room always seems to be suspicious

Is Harry‘s team attempting the “announce it as a done deal and they wouldn’t dare deny it” tactic? The Buck House people don’t like being bounced into positions they didn’t agree with

A pal of mine posted this on the other place. I'm done in.

There’s something about Buddy the tug that just makes me feel a little happier.

Anyway. That’s it

“the hands of fate can smile this time” What?

In an epic example of distraction activities I’ve watched the England match. Even knowing the score, those extra minutes are torture. And the fucking ref.

Anthony Gordon has such an old fashioned face

For what it’s worth - well done England. Didn’t think for a minute they’d be able to do it

I wolfed my Teamster sub for you

There is nothing so British as talking about the ‘big light’

Bloody hell. Only 8 games into the first set. This could take a while unless Mochizuki crumbles

I wonder if they stress every time they have to shut the roof

I’m *loving* the six middle aged white guys wearing Jannik tee shirts. Each wearing a letter of his first name

Jesus. Andrew Castle making a mafia joke 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Might turn out to be true if the look the downstairs neighbour just gave me means anything

Clinical Sinner

That’s a very personal question

I’ve got some pretty decent family and friends out there

They don’t have heads or tails on the fancy coins? Pah

I must say I don’t like this audible coaching from the sidelines 🎾

Lordy lordy. I think I’ve connected my super fast fibre broadband all by myself

“associated with” - oh, do fuck off @nytimes.com

In this remarkable image of white supremicists on a subway train in Washington I see cowards afraid to show their faces and a strong woman who shouldn't have to put up with this shit. (Photo: Cheney Orr - Reuters)

Somehow I have two sources of broadband in my flat. Neither of them are working. Must. Read. Emails

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