Oh. Poor skier guy. Storming off into the forest in a rage

Ooh my brain is being a bit spicy today

That is in fact hail

Good timing in getting home before the big rain started

See a post from a man which is quite good but has a fundamental error about the Olympic sport referenced. Really want to RT but also use that as an opportunity to correct it. Is this what it is like to be a man? Or am I overthinking it as a woman and a man wouldn’t think twice

Come out for some vitamin D but it is windiest I’ve ever known it. Stopped in my tracks. And almost blown over. I’m not a small person. Sitting down in an alcove to drink my coffee and then I’ll head home

Blooms on my desk

Bloody hell. Global fame

Well, that was a weekend I suppose

The little triangle of flesh coloured material on his vee neck is pointless as his chest hair is so dark

Are they playing two tracks at the same time - very confusing audio

Gorgeous dress

Never seen that happen before

What happened there?!?!?!?

So he must have dropped her on her head

Nightingale and Bankes should become the protagonists of a TV detective series once they retire

Well, not bad so far

Surely there won’t be a mixed team discipline of double luge. That would be all sorts of 👀

Sorry that today is Lizzy’s last day with BBC Sport.

All those fucking vans who now sport entirely unenforceable stickers warning other drivers they make frequent stops and essentially can park where the fuck they like. They can. GET. IN. THE. SEA

Bath has now won more Winter Olympic golds than Canada

I do like they take their hats off for the anthem

Didn’t Prince Albert of Monaco used to be a pest?

Heike Grossewang

Clare is getting so romantic about the whole thing

Was she secretly breast feeding under there? Or just a really bulbous nipple?

The terror of the team event. It can never be equal performances

What has happened to Lizzy Yarnold’s top?

Fucking broke my Hunters. Stupid bloody arse of a shoe. Can’t be repaired the shoe repair man said. Can’t be made waterproof again. Had them a long time but can’t say I got a good wear out of them

Femke Kok

Dutch skaters sure like their hair

That Marc Kennedy 🇨🇦 flared up so badly was either a sign he was embarrassed at being caught - classic reaction - or just trying to get into the heads of his opponents. Either way he didn’t act in the spirit of the game plus all the swearing. Won’t be a popular win

Why is GBR good at skeleton but not so at luge or bobsleigh

Second gold medal 🥇 in another made up sport. But that’s ok

Talking on the phone with my friend whose father died 10 days after my mum. Interesting reaction she is having and lots of judgement of others’ reactions. She of course “is fine” but I’m never one for going with the first emotion especially about big things. Two things can be true at the same time

Monobob is what you think it is

Klaebo is just so nonchalant about the whole thing

Where is the Finnish guy’s team?

And you might not be the winner if you cross the line first. Style and technicality points count too

Dual moguls seems tough. Go as fast as you can down this insanely undulating slope. Then throw in some big air, complex somersaults off a ramp. Oh, and race someone at the same time

I love these deep dives into iconic films

I love how excited everyone in Britain got yesterday at the sunshine and that it was the end of winter blah blah blah Raining again, lads

That was a decent sleep. Despite the 90 mins interlude

“Monobob”? No, it’s just a bandeau

Mencolek [men-CHO-lek] (v.) - To tease someone by lightly touching them with one finger. Indonesian Used in a sentence: “My impish attempt to mencolek my sweet valentine culminated in hospitalization, having misidentified, with catastrophic confidence, the figure upon whom I crept.”

Half term skiing in the Alps is about to throw up on my social media. Ugh

Learning that the area where the skaters wait for their scores with their disciplinarian coaches is called “kiss and cry”. That’s just creepy

Big socks klaxon

“Does Pfeifer pack a punch down the bottom”

Introducing my father to “proper” pasta carbonara (I often use rigatoni as easier so perhaps not that proper). Dad impressed by the flavour. He showed me the packet mix he uses. Doesn’t even seem to have CHEESE in it or as an additional ingredient