chubby bannister
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a surplus woman Che Guevara and Debussy to a disco beat
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Blooms on my desk
about 7 hours ago
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Oh. Poor skier guy. Storming off into the forest in a rage
about 1 hour ago
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Ooh my brain is being a bit spicy today
about 2 hours ago
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That is in fact hail
about 4 hours ago
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Good timing in getting home before the big rain started
about 4 hours ago
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See a post from a man which is quite good but has a fundamental error about the Olympic sport referenced. Really want to RT but also use that as an opportunity to correct it. Is this what it is like to be a man? Or am I overthinking it as a woman and a man wouldn’t think twice
about 5 hours ago
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Come out for some vitamin D but it is windiest I’ve ever known it. Stopped in my tracks. And almost blown over. I’m not a small person. Sitting down in an alcove to drink my coffee and then I’ll head home
about 5 hours ago
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Blooms on my desk
about 7 hours ago
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Bloody hell. Global fame
add a skeleton here at some point
about 14 hours ago
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Well, that was a weekend I suppose
about 19 hours ago
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The little triangle of flesh coloured material on his vee neck is pointless as his chest hair is so dark
about 20 hours ago
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Are they playing two tracks at the same time - very confusing audio
about 21 hours ago
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Gorgeous dress
about 21 hours ago
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Never seen that happen before
about 21 hours ago
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What happened there?!?!?!?
about 21 hours ago
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So he must have dropped her on her head
about 21 hours ago
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Nightingale and Bankes should become the protagonists of a TV detective series once they retire
about 22 hours ago
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Well, not bad so far
add a skeleton here at some point
about 22 hours ago
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Surely there won’t be a mixed team discipline of double luge. That would be all sorts of 👀
add a skeleton here at some point
about 22 hours ago
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Sorry that today is Lizzy’s last day with BBC Sport.
about 22 hours ago
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All those fucking vans who now sport entirely unenforceable stickers warning other drivers they make frequent stops and essentially can park where the fuck they like. They can. GET. IN. THE. SEA
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about 23 hours ago
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Callum May
about 23 hours ago
Bath has now won more Winter Olympic golds than Canada
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I do like they take their hats off for the anthem
about 23 hours ago
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Didn’t Prince Albert of Monaco used to be a pest?
about 23 hours ago
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Heike Grossewang
about 23 hours ago
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Clare is getting so romantic about the whole thing
about 23 hours ago
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Was she secretly breast feeding under there? Or just a really bulbous nipple?
about 23 hours ago
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The terror of the team event. It can never be equal performances
about 23 hours ago
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What has happened to Lizzy Yarnold’s top?
about 23 hours ago
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Fucking broke my Hunters. Stupid bloody arse of a shoe. Can’t be repaired the shoe repair man said. Can’t be made waterproof again. Had them a long time but can’t say I got a good wear out of them
1 day ago
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Femke Kok
1 day ago
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Dutch skaters sure like their hair
1 day ago
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That Marc Kennedy 🇨🇦 flared up so badly was either a sign he was embarrassed at being caught - classic reaction - or just trying to get into the heads of his opponents. Either way he didn’t act in the spirit of the game plus all the swearing. Won’t be a popular win
1 day ago
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Why is GBR good at skeleton but not so at luge or bobsleigh
1 day ago
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Second gold medal 🥇 in another made up sport. But that’s ok
1 day ago
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Talking on the phone with my friend whose father died 10 days after my mum. Interesting reaction she is having and lots of judgement of others’ reactions. She of course “is fine” but I’m never one for going with the first emotion especially about big things. Two things can be true at the same time
1 day ago
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Monobob is what you think it is
1 day ago
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Klaebo is just so nonchalant about the whole thing
1 day ago
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Where is the Finnish guy’s team?
1 day ago
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And you might not be the winner if you cross the line first. Style and technicality points count too
add a skeleton here at some point
1 day ago
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Dual moguls seems tough. Go as fast as you can down this insanely undulating slope. Then throw in some big air, complex somersaults off a ramp. Oh, and race someone at the same time
1 day ago
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I love these deep dives into iconic films
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1 day ago
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I love how excited everyone in Britain got yesterday at the sunshine and that it was the end of winter blah blah blah Raining again, lads
1 day ago
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That was a decent sleep. Despite the 90 mins interlude
1 day ago
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“Monobob”? No, it’s just a bandeau
1 day ago
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day
1 day ago
Mencolek [men-CHO-lek] (v.) - To tease someone by lightly touching them with one finger. Indonesian Used in a sentence: “My impish attempt to mencolek my sweet valentine culminated in hospitalization, having misidentified, with catastrophic confidence, the figure upon whom I crept.”
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Half term skiing in the Alps is about to throw up on my social media. Ugh
1 day ago
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Learning that the area where the skaters wait for their scores with their disciplinarian coaches is called “kiss and cry”. That’s just creepy
2 days ago
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Big socks klaxon
2 days ago
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“Does Pfeifer pack a punch down the bottom”
2 days ago
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Introducing my father to “proper” pasta carbonara (I often use rigatoni as easier so perhaps not that proper). Dad impressed by the flavour. He showed me the packet mix he uses. Doesn’t even seem to have CHEESE in it or as an additional ingredient
2 days ago
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