“If you wouldn’t take their advice then you shouldn’t take their criticisms.”

My therapist called me “Princess” today, and that’s all the validation I needed.

“I think I have sleep paralysis or something.” “That sounds scary as hell, man. You should see a doctor.”

I swear I hurt my own feelings for the fucking fun of it. I’m so sad about a friendship breakup because there’s no closure. Just mutual ghosting.

My sister turned down some corn nuts and said they were for old people. She said this while sitting in a bingo hall. Full of old people. Waiting to play bingo.

I don’t want your olive branch, thanks. I’ve already mourned what you left me with.

I’m getting real fucking sick of companies buying into this sham presidency at the cost of my personal data. No, I don’t follow the VP or President now, so fucking stop making my account follow.

Today marks my first full day in remission from cancer.

I can still hear my mom say “I’m proud of all my kids.” But I worry if she saw me now she wouldn’t feel the same.

I had to do a barium swallow for a PET scan today, and my stomach feels like I have lead weights inside it.

I was diagnosed with cancer in May. I have since learned that what I thought I knew about cancer doesn’t even scratch the surface of what it’s actually like to deal with.

Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

I can’t bring myself to delete the texts between me and my momma and it hurts so bad to read them knowing I’ll never speak to her again.

The Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs duet of “Fast Car” damn near drives me to tears. It’s such a beautiful collaboration. “Fast Car” has been one of my favorite songs since I was a child.

Bob’s Burgers has no business putting out as many bangers as they have.

Puppy hiccups are the cutest thing. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.

My dad has a pair of mourning doves that live in a nest near his front porch. He named them after himself and my late mom. 🥹

I feel like it should be illegal to be good at science and art. Pick a struggle. 😂

My puppy snores so fucking loudly. It’s the cutest thing.

I took the LSAT today, and all I want to do is call my mom and tell her how I think I did…

Please tell me about 2024 book releases I should have on my radar.

My feed is full of people talking about exercising and diets. Meanwhile, me making New Year’s resolutions:

Passerby 💫

My puppy lost his two front teeth and I can’t stop laughing and cooing at him.

“The horrors persist, but so do I.”

Reflecting on the fact that two months ago my best friend and I stopped talking, completely. I think we both have things we want to say but we won’t. She is the reason I have some seriously deep insecurities.

My husband got a shop vac and leaf blower for Christmas. He’s in his home and yard maintenance era.

Got my invite, I’m in the cool kids club now. Merry Christmas and happy holidays!