ANOTHER VERSION OF ME. BEING TORMENTED BY THE 'NARRATIVE'.

MAN. SURE SUCKS TO BE THAT GUY. [ > You, Unfortunately, are a version of THAT GUY. ]

@daveofguy.bsky.social CG: IF YOU SEE A BASTARDIZED CANDY VERSION OF ME OUTSIDE: THAT IS /NOT/ ME. GO THE OTHER WAY.

[ > You feel nothing but /dread/ at this candy-coated version of your..... ] [ > Hm. You'll think on that later. ] [ > The air tastes sickeningly sweet. You hover backwards a few feet.] SOMEWHERE ELSE. I . HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO DO.

OH FUCK NO

IS IT MORALLY WRONG TO WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE WRIGGLER VERSION OF THE WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER

[ > Who's goddamn green baby is that. ]

YOU SEE HER TOO???!?!?!

????

ALRIGHT. I'M NORMAL AGAIN. WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW

[ walking out of his room visibly disheveled and covered in blood ] NO ONE TALK TO ME FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES.

// christ you people came fast okay this won't be in order bear with me

[ > LIKE this post for a weapon based off of your muse and Karkat's bond. ]

[ > Something's Wrong. ] [ > You can feel it. That deep, violent burn coursing through your veins. Through your Blood. ] [ > Bonds being pulled. Strained. Tugged and Torn. You roll onto your back, lifting your arm to get a look at your hand. ] +

// who wants to learn what GodTier Karkat Can do

// 'THE YAOI PRINCE HAS ASCENDED TO THE BEEF BARA OF FUJOLITHIC LEGEND.' i dont think I can physically recover after that one. really good

[ > You PUNT!!! the plushuppet away with all the grandiose respect someone would give to a rotting bag of produce on their front step. ] STOP TALKING TO ME. I'M GOING TO TUNE OUT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID

FFFUCKING HELL. CAN WE GET ONE DAY OF PEACE AROUND HERE, OR IS ANOTHER VILLIAN OF THE WEEK GONNA DROP BY THE SECOND I MAKE THE WHIMSICALLY STUPID MISTAKE OF SLEEPING

[ > Your hair puffs out in surprise. You practically jump. ] GLAYCO

// would u guys love me if I gave karkat a tail

( I DON'T WANT TO MAKE AN ABO JOKE. )

[ > You have GOT to get out of here. They are going to eat you alive. ]

MY ASS ISN'T PART OF THIS CONVERSATION, HARLEY

// I try to be funny and I immediately get killed by people funnier

DO YOU THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK EVER

// making an oc thats fonna go through sburb live

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY

[ > You pick up the SmallStrider by the back of their shirt like some kind of misbehaving meowbeast larvae. ] DUDE. HOW OLD ARE YOU. YOU LOOK .. [ > You try to remember the human calculation for it. ] LIKE, 12.

HEY HOLD ON. WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

THERE'S A REASON THE VAST MAJORITY OF OUR SPECIES IS NOCTURNAL. THE ONLY THINGS THAT SURVIVE OUT IN THE SUN ARE ALREADY DEAD

// who wants to see my karkat design hes a little fucked up

[ > COUGHVCOUGHGAG. ] SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH,

WOW. YOU PEOPLE HAVE ISSUES

OKAY. THERE'S WAY BETTER WAYS TO TORTURE A ROBOT BUT GO OFF I GUESS

YOU DON'T?

// dangles karkat out on a fishing line. I need serious threads who wants him

[ > You momentarily consider getting into the middle of this. ] [ >... Probably a bad idea. ]

[ > You regret appearing here. ]

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU SO DEEPLY IN THE SPONGE. SHOO! SHOO!

. . .

I SENSE A DISTURBANCE.

Now who is THAT prime piece of Alternian steak...

// I have ocs i need to bring here

AAGGH FUCK > You are completely knocked asunder by this uncalculated pounce. It takes you a solid second or two to lock in. CG FALLS TO THE GROUND, CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THIS UNPROVOKED ATTACK- HE TURNS , AND- > You pick up CG, a grin finally crossing your face. AIR JAILED.

// yeah no this @ was quite literally my bsky magnum opus. I cant ever top this

' KARKAT, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN' ASLEEP.

// I remember my vriska

DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM OR SOMETHING.