==> ENTER NAME: Your name is GLAYCO NAUTLI. Today is NOTHING SPECIAL, apart from the anniversary of when you officially became THE OUTCASTE. What exactly that means is your business and yours alone.

==> BE GLAYCO: What kind of stupid fucking thought is that? You can't "be" Glayco, because you already ARE Glayco! ==> YEARS IN THE PAST, BUT NOT MANY. Alright, that's more reasonable. Let's get this shitshow on the road. . . . . .

[ Bwwaaap sfx. You use your connection to Void in order to arrive at the exact location of @rxngwraith.bsky.social. ] Hey, bud. Can we talk?

Update: I have successfully reintergrated myself into Paradox Space. Ya boy is back. For realio this time. B]

Repost if you'd lowk crack John Noir. or if you really like elongated miniature barkbeasts.

Repost if you'd lowk crack John Noir. or if you really like elongated miniature barkbeasts.

K-Kyaa–..! John-kun, you startled me..!

I could fuck up some sushi right now.

The void beyond existence.

some wars will not end in peace, some heroes choose the wrong side.

My sessionmates are all MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hold on, his writing is this fire?!

Definitely both. Deeply sick planet, Alternia was. Yeahhh.. gotta be careful who you ask for some bugs man. There are some real freaks out there.

God, I would kill for a oblong meat product. This human shit just don't hit the same.

Okay so. Technically TECHNICALLY, trolls are bugs. Pretty much everything on fuckin Alternian is bugs, BUT gold-bloods usually have more obvious insectoid traits They're still just trolls. It's like. A terminology thing.

Sometimes I lie to humans about random Alternian shit just to see what happens. If they take my word, it makes for some REALLY funny interactions.

i am terrified by this dark thing that sleeps in me.

What the fuck

I'm beginning to think the rebel sect I was a part of was filled with fuckin freaks. I assumed that was like. the norm. Kankri? his name is fucking KANKRI?

I.

I mean, obviously I don't really. It's more-so the idea of him? Almost positive every Sufferist has this weird psycho-sexual pseudo-attraction to the guy.

Dude. Ask literally all of them.

. . . ? [ Glayco's blank expression never falters. As if this reveal isn't that big of a deal.. ]

I always wanted to fuck him

> You slowly take your Candy-Red Rebel-Gazers off with a shaky hand, looking right at what you thought was the Wayward Vagabond.. > Although, what you see is a hyper-realistic humanoid insect-man with dirty ass bandages wrapped around him. > You're freaking the fuck out. W Whar

Fuck it, why not. > You pull out a big ass medieval beer jug. filled with The Wayward Potion. Chugging it. > > > > Dude.

LODAW. The Land of Depths and Whispers.

Dude. GET UP!!!!!!!

Straight up? Just start kill bitches that annoy you.

Funnily enough, that was also the coded phrase a Highblood would use when searching out a gold-blooded escort

"Eww eww b-b-but they're bugs! >~<" so are trolls motherfucker. of COURSE we eat them. Foolish ass behavior

Nice to know that Strider's are an infestation in the corner of Paradox Space as well. B| Makes it feel home-y.

Super Grover solos btw.

You people are genuinely insane, I think.

Listen I’m all for needless violence, maiming, and killing, but domestic violence is where I draw the line

What the hell are you people talking about

Call me Jesus Christ the way I make him* bred and whine.

Heh. yep, sounds about right.. fate has a way of making entry a Sisyphean task. Good luck with that.

Backtracking. They're actually called 'consorts'. And to answer your question: maybe? Consorts their selves are mostly bound to the players land, but depending on prototypes, your underlings could appear more reptilians..

.. Ugh. Denizens. Yeah, that basically never gets better. The alligators are the worst. And the loudest, in my experience..

Pretty much. Thinking about it too hard will just give you an unnecessary headache.

Simple answer? SBURB is fuckin' weird. Every time you think you understand it, it'll throw some more incomprehensible bullshit at you.

Baklava..... yum dot com.

i am angry... because i forgive you.

> You stare into the distance. You are currently surrounded by gmod missing textures. Where the hell am I.

Fucked up that some people just get fully functioning sessions that can be won.