what is he even quoting when he says that.

utterly fucking soulless selfie taken after an alchemy binge that accomplished nothing

i just think life would be a little better if i had the power to control thousands of knives blades or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind

i had a dream the other night. which... is sort of weird, for a couple of reasons. it's not like anything happened in it? ▷ Who are you speaking to, exactly? it was all sort of incomprehensible and freaky. i'm really more confused about why i had it in the first place.

𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓸𝓷

actually, while i'm still here, i should probably document this cool trick i found somewhere... it's a little complicated, but it's not really that hard to recreate or understand if you know what you're doing.

combining the code for my copy of problem sleuth (XgY87w5F) and a pool ball (3xrugYvk) has somehow created a pool ball made entirely of what the game has described as antimatter.

do you ever look at your own body and think that parts of it are wrong and that you need to get rid of them or else you're going to to suffer a fate worse than death

it's very patronizing to talk to you some times. not that i dislike your company or anything i just thought it was important that you knew that.

i think my life peaked somewhere around the time i had a weird situationship going on with the grim reaper

sigh.

okay.

i think, uhm. you need to raise your standards...?

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thanks. thanks.

garten of banban.

[ There is a certain order when it comes to moving one's limbs. "Thought," and then motion. A tiny little miracle repeated a thousand times a day until it becomes muscle memory. ] [ You will the hand open, and the hand opens. You curl the fingers, and they curl. ]

sometimes i think my body doesn't belong to me and that i don't deserve to live in it

i am pretty sure i've earned the right to be upset with you. [ He's. Not very happy at having to be awake right now. Or, maybe he just doesn't like her? It could very well be a mixture of both. ] or, at least. a version of you, i guess? i don't really know.

[ he looks like SHIT. like actually. absolutely horrible. when's the last time you slept man. ] my fault.

i'm. i'm good, man.

if i had a nickle for every animal themed villian with a motif centered around the word "black" dead set on destroying the world....

ᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ᅠᅠᅠ𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 ᅠᅠᅠ𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞 ᅠᅠᅠ

i think im in love with all of my friends just a little bit but thats neither here nor there

do seahorses read fpreg

i think it's awesome that another jade is here. this doesn't stir any amount of conflicting emotions in me at all. i'm normal.

i think i think that's normal for me, actually...?

you'd think being a god would exempt you from getting sick.

bwuh,

i don’t think you said any words that meant anything in that entire sentence

one time i died

eugh... this kinda stuff makes me feel like i sort of missed out on everything but not finishing up my copy of the game. i don't know, i've never really asked any other john about this? maybe it'd be different for them.

i don't actually know how old i am.

WE'RE THE SAME AGE, FUCK OFF.

how old are you by chance

im from 2009 man i'm too old for this shit

i don't know, maybe it's sort of different for you guys? i never really saw any of these familial connections as like... super real, or anything? jade is technically related to me because of some stuff i did in a lab once, but i wouldn't really introduce her to someone as my sister, you know?

who the fuck is freddy fazbear

i sort of forgot that you guys also have those names. like, those are my buddies names. the idea that there are some other group of people who also have them is kind of weird to me, even if it makes total sense? like, that's how families work, duh.

why are we called the harleyberts. why does her name get to go first.

slamming my head into a wall forty times until the voices stop

pm............

i guess i shouldn't be that surprised there isn't really anybody here at the moment.

my halloween #myhalloween

i yelled "chicken jockey" at the schindlers list rescreening and now i'm black listed from all AMC theaters

what if sburb was british

it's like i'm in some king of............. pesterquest.