Free at last!!

Get out

Today would be a good time to call your blue senators and tell them to hold the line on the shutdown unless they've secured ACA subsidies. Don't blink now, you absolute weiners. Congressional switchboard 1 (202) 224-3121

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

Wait, the SCOTUS no like tariffs? Are their bribes being taxed or something?

Yaaaaaaaaaay!!!

Did we legalize it? (And by "it" I mean that ski complex that already exists?)

Once more, for old times’ sake

Everybody hates you, billionaires.

Pls share billionaire crashouts I need them all

I want to see Cuomo's sad stupid face one last time for a hilariously pathetic concession speech, and then I want him to disappear from our lives FOREVER. Never to be seen again.

Now Kenneth Cole has to move to Memphis and I think Bar Barstool Sports is moving to Jacksonville? Promises made, promises kept.

Lololololololololololololololololololololol!!! HOORAY!!!

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

Americans seem grossed out.

I'm begging NYers to make it quick tonight. I do not want to lose a second of sleep over Cuomo.

YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE SANDWICH.

Taking a sandwich to the chest while wearing a bulletproof vest should never happen to anyone except for children, and they should be in school, without bullet proof vests, and the sandwiches should be bullets.

Uh, should I vote for this skiing complex?

[bursts in door] never forget that Dick Van Dyke once got rescued by porpoises after he drifted out to sea on a surfboard

Dick Cheney was still alive until today?!

Hooray!

It's at least 11pm, right?

That was very good work Bills. I'm proud of you.

Taylor Swift just winced so hard.

How many touchdowns do they have to score?

That's a touchdown you bastards

Why do you throw it all weird, Joshua?

It's going to be dark at 3pm tomorrow.

Be careful tonight LA. They will call your celebrations a riot no matter what you actually do.

Baseball is a terrible game and so are we for looking at it.

That fucking sucks.

Who is this little squatty pot?

Gross

Since no one is going to notice a thing I say right now amidst all the baseball talk, it's SO WEIRD how a sizable portion of the audience walks out of the hall while there's a live orchestra playing music during the movie credits.

it is happening again

Has this game never seen a baseball game before?

Oh this is excruciating.

Can you review in baseball?! WHAT ARE THE RULES OF BASEBALL

Rats

Oh NOOOOOOOOO

I have tuned into the game. I have been a passionate Jays fan for at least fifteen minutes.

Mike Johnson looks like a literal ventriloquist dummy.

Buffalonians, use this link to find food pantries, soup kitchens, and more. Those of us with the means to help need to step up the donations to help those of us about to lose SNAP benefits. Don't go hungry, and don't let your neighbors go hungry if you can help.

Is there a compiled list of Buffalo food banks we can be sharing ahead of the SNAP cutoff next week?

I'm glad I don't have to analyze that oyster farmer's tattoos and tattoo motivations for the next year. God speed, Mainers. I don't know what to tell you except don't fuck this up please.

I got myself one of those Brick doohickies that locks a bunch of apps on your phone. I highly recommend one of these buggers if you are addicted to your phone as I am. I brick my phone before going to bed. It prevents doom scrolling in bed and doom scrolling first thing in the morning.

Everything I've ever said here is off the record, ok? You guys aren't journalists so I guess that's a weird thing to say, but this is also off the record.

The fucks I give about the White House are none existent, but seeing it with a hole in the side sure paints a picture, doesn't it.