Steve Martin - a banjo player I wouldn’t fuck with - probably has a gun inside it

*checks schedule* No conflicts

When you’re in the 7 items or fewer queue & the cashiers are changing over & having a long chat.

Trump encourages Elon to kill himself @terminalmode.bsky.social

Hey everyone! Help me grow a following here so I can stop using Elon's app. He doesn't deserve my videos on his site. Well...he does, but it always feels bad having to be there because I have no connections here.

Like an alien who’s just had smiling explained to him

He may be out of touch when it comes to dolls, but the guy does know his videogames.

Under Trump's new film tariffs, we must prevent MAGA from calling foreign cinema "illegal films." We should start calling them "undocumentaries."

Mr.Beast is openly promoting his brand with a fascist. We're well past the Hitler salutes, promotion of white supremacist accounts and rhetoric, actively cutting starving children's food & HIV medication... You're meming with a nazi

If this was in Robocop you’d think Verhoeven needed to tone it down a bit

Ok, repeat after me: 1+1=2

For those of us who follow actual political theory, the question becomes, "Are you a top or a bottom?"

Hawk Tuah girl's crypto rug pull definitely qualifies her for a position in the Trump administration.

What a different world we could have.

Everyone is a composite of the 5 people they’re closest to. You’re 1/5 responsible for someone else’s entire personality. Be a good influence :)

I'm Livestreaming Chapter 15 of Vonnegut's "Breakfast of Champions" tonight on Youtube & then talking about the ever-increasing relevance of his work. Wealth inequality, socialism, automation, existentialism, a country devoid of culture, "We are who we pretend to be." And so on.

POV: You finally corner Elun Mosk after 20,000 of us bum rush his mcmansion with hammers

Hey Elon, how many of your 13 kids did you spend more than 5 hours with this year?

Jeffries will keep his heat away from Musk, hoping to take advantage of bucket loads of money to primary progressives in the party. Musk and billionaires are only getting rid of their biggest threats. readsludge.com/2025/02/24/d...

He went from laughable material for a @nicklutsko.bsky.social song to deputy director of the FBI. We live in the dumbest of times.

Some rare candor from these ghouls.

Can't believe the amount of heat we used to get for downloading an mp3 when every tech company is downloading the sum total of human expression to sell a scromited version back to us

i crave understanding and deep connection in a shallow world.

Chappell Roan at the Grammys: "I would not be here without trans girls."

Targeting "DEI policies" is targeting DEI people - pass it on.

Everything Elon Musk and Donald Trump are doing right now are driving the US and by extension the world towards a global economic collapse. He'll blame it on Biden's DEI programs, immigrants, Canadians, LGBTQ+ etc to justify taking more power. What will matter is how many people believe/let him

It's cool that this happened, but unfortunate that this was one of several replicant versions of Cage who were making this argument. Actual Nic Cage still has not commented.

bet.

Trump pardons roughly 1,500 criminal defendants charged in the Jan. 6 Capitol attack apple.news/AxrFdxs3JS0G...

Migrants left in despair at the border as asylum system shuts down - The CBP One app has provided nearly 900,000 people with asylum appointments since January 2023, contributing to a drop in illegal border crossings. apple.news/ANeHrEQLzTWu...

It's unbelievable that this man is now running the country. Here he is hanging out with Donald Trump, Elon Musk and Dana White.

White boy Mandarin activated (jtbthought on Little Red Book)

The enemy of my enemy is still a pustulant shitbag

WTF does Democracy Skies in Blueness mean?

So he used the whole thing as an excuse to go after women and lesbians on national television

Benny Johnson and Trump's lawyer gave a fawning interview with Andrew Tate. The right are openly promoting and defending a man who admitted on camera to having sex with a 16 year old, starting a relationship with a 15 year old, and on a recorded call admitted to raping and strangling a woman.

#salvadordali 💖 #art

Come learn about how the elites are trying to control and manipulate you from a rotating carousel of the world's richest and most powerful people

‘How’s it hanging, Mike?’

The gerontocracy is why we have Trump, they just don't know how to fight him at all

Smoke from the fires rolling in over North Hollywood like Mad Max: Fury Road

From The Department of Life Comes At You Pretty Fast

In Trump's mind, Biden's final legal acts as president make the transition of power even more difficult than when somebody fomented an insurrection and sent a mob into the capital to hang the vice president.