Wizard Boobs
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I know all the words to the 1997 hit single "Around the World" by renowned French EDM duo Daft Punk.
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I stole these rubies from a doom goblin and you can have them when you pry them from my cold, gay hands
11 months ago
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Being trans feels like living in a Dark Souls game where one minute I feel brave and strong enough to slay all of god's favorite dragons and the next minute I am a pants-peeing coward getting her ass kicked by a skeleton
3 months ago
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Really funny to imagine a mob guy trying to get my attention from across the street and just yelling out like "Ay, yo, Pronouns!"
3 months ago
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Putting this on my piece of shit car next to the USMC sticker from a previous owner and driving around my conservative hometown to confuse people
4 months ago
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Friend: "Wow you have such nice penmanship!" Me (laughing insanely, signing my name over and over on the bar tab while my eyes do the Uzumaki thing): "Lol thanks"
5 months ago
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Directing a play and changing my name to "Mommy" in the cast/crew group chat as a psyop
5 months ago
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Today I saw a dude do a kickflip and it was so sick the melon cup I was eating turned into mozzarella sticks
6 months ago
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I swear to god this is a real book on theory I was looking up to pull a Judith Butler quote but if you were just glancing at the search bar it looks like I am the most problematic, insane Disney adult alive
6 months ago
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All failures are moral failures. You declared bankruptcy? The light in this world is diminished by your weakness. Can't do a cool kickflip? You are detestable in the eyes of God
7 months ago
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Braving the mist-veiled moors, clutching the runestone, howling to the gods as I try to cast the spell that will delete everything on my childhood deviantArt
7 months ago
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Deliberately choosing wrong words to make Duolingo characters gay, just a glimpse into my dark reality
7 months ago
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2bit_natty (she/they)🔞🏳️⚧️ ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
8 months ago
Repost if you support trans women and think we're neato
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Haus of Decline
8 months ago
This song is so fuckin good. Not to be confident about my own work or anything but I'm a fuckin genius
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All girls really want is to wear some sort of cloak that can be clasped with a broach or perhaps an amulet
8 months ago
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Look, there's no disputing that Cooking Mama is an immensely satisfying gaming experience on a sensory-motor level, I'm just saying it would also be cool to chain fireball spells and kill god
8 months ago
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⚧️Marionette: Little Tin Goddess🏳️⚧️
8 months ago
Wanderingwhispers.bandcamp.com/
My beats are hard and my synths are wet, who want me?
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estroJenna Seven
8 months ago
put a DNR in front of him and tell him it'll ban trans people from going to space or something
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Hey awkward teen boys who started playing 3.5 D&D in like 2004, how are you and how is HRT going for like 3/5 of your party members?
8 months ago
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(Bursting into tears) "But doctor, I *AM* suckmachinefaggot420"
8 months ago
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Reality is disintegrating
8 months ago
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Did I stay up writing way later than I should have? Yes. Were there way more important things I could have been doing? Also yes. Will anyone besides me ever read it? Certainly not. But goddamn it, my short story about a dragon kissing a wizard got DONE
9 months ago
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taby 🏳️⚧️
9 months ago
#boost
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This signed 8x10 of Lycia Naff in Total Recall protects the entrance to my home like a bust of the twin faces of Janus and ensures good fortune when I travel beyond the threshold
9 months ago
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Ypsilanti, MI everybody
10 months ago
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Goddess Ivy Stone | LA Dominatrix | 18+
10 months ago
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Not sure exactly what misstep I made where all of my followers are bots and camgirls but as far as my usual errors go this has been one of the less devastating
10 months ago
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I am not stupid because I'm a woman, I am stupid because 👏 I 👏 am 👏 Italian. Know the difference
10 months ago
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BoringKate
10 months ago
Reblog if you adore trans girls!
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Not my Midwestern ass saying "please" and "thank you" to Android Auto so it will do a good job
10 months ago
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Dominic Tarason
11 months ago
So, the former marine who strangled a homeless person to death on a train gets no charges (homeless people don't count as people), but a rich CEO gets you three murder counts because he's three times as human as the average person on the street. Good to know. Fuck the system. Burn it all down.
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estroJenna Seven
11 months ago
great news for those of us in Michigan! this will eliminate the criminal background check, the publication requirement, and allow us to continue to change our gender markers without a court order for a gender change
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Julia Carrie Wong
11 months ago
I went to a pop-up holiday market and this white lady selling hand made ceramic earrings was proudly displaying the political message left by an assassin on bullet casings after a successful murder so that’s a bit of a data point for Where Things Are
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Matt Novak
11 months ago
This is the video that got nuked from TikTok
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It's really, really mean when the guys from The Who keep asking "who are you?" and pretending not to hear me answer and then start swearing at me. Unconscionable behavior
11 months ago
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Thinking about her (Samus Aran as she absorbed the energy of Itorash station, crashing it into the surface of ZDR while violently screaming, thus killing Raven Beak and becoming a full metroid in fulfillment of her destiny).
11 months ago
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Lilah Sturges
11 months ago
They will only pretend to accept us if we are cis-appearing. But they will not allow minors the healthcare that would prevent them from going through the wrong puberty. This makes sense when you understand one thing: in their minds the ideal, correct number of trans people is precisely zero.
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Towards the start of the pandemic I stole so much sambuca from a Walmart that they stopped stocking it forever. You CAN make a difference.
11 months ago
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Absolutely fucked up that I am in love with almost every tgirl in the world but my mortal enemy (me) is also trans, and that's the only bitch I ever get to hang out with
11 months ago
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case 🦇
11 months ago
oh like an osmosis jones situation? i guess it’s true that you can’t fuck osmosis jones
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The feminine urge to talk about your cock as often and publicly as possible ✨
11 months ago
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Haus of Decline
11 months ago
This shit is straight up whacky
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I have never been the brains of the operation. I am the Ass of the operation
11 months ago
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Claiming to have invented teleportation when really I just hired a surgeon to cut me into a hundred pieces and put me back together in a different room
11 months ago
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Emma™
11 months ago
i do not believe ppl used to fight each other with swords. thats crazy talk. do u have any idea how much those things hurt
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Prince Fantasy
11 months ago
Found a really sour and stinky reese's cup under the mudroom carpet, to some this is a sign of great luck I bet, to me it's gross and a burden, no thanks
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I fear nothing.
11 months ago
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Red pears are not born red, but rather acquire their distinctive coloration over time from a steady diet of shrimp and other crustaceans
11 months ago
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Old college drinking buddy of mine called me up today, wants to reconnect. But it's like, my dude, I have titties now. I have dark powers. I literally live in The Vortex
11 months ago
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