Rare istvan

I've been addicted to a video game for the few last months but finally broke free. I will be back posting shit now. #hansry

old movies yaoi is the strongest drug on planet earth (important to note that sometimes the yaoi is straight but the bespoke among us know exactly what im talking about)

letterboxd users have the lowest media literacy of all media combined, baffling takes happening there. im shook to da core

happy new year to everyone except twink hans truthers

he’s a trailblazer #henryofskalitz

Giftember Day 7: the lads are fightinggg for @swipwall.bsky.social

hello rats leaving the musk wreck, and welcome, i hope to offer a lot of shit art for 2026 Q1 inchallah.

happy holidays. here have some #hansry rubber duckies. 😄 a little doodle in between working on my WIPs.

amusingly ive genuinely never listened to anything by miss swift apart from supermarket or h&m accidental exposure. anywayyyy...

bsky really isn't beating the cringe allegations

suchdol scene but hans is obscenely hung nd ruins the mood

fanfic idea: 5 ties hans was too much of a pussy to first time bottom and 1 time where he also was too much of a pussy to first time bottom (i am very funny)

Drew Henry and Hans in a glue trap. And then let them get out #kcd2 #hansry

jingle jangle jingle

only acceptable only-bottom hans hc: hans dick is sooooooo big that henry is too scared to take it up the pooper

pioneering a new type of fic tag "non consensual non consent"

(according to hans) #hansry

SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM

i decided to provide visual reference for domestic terrorism hansry au

hans being reincarnated as a bird

Whilst recovering in the hospital (spared 3rd degree burns only by his favorite yellow balenciaga coat) Hans realizes that being important enough to become the victim of a pipe bombing is a massive turn on. He vows to track down this Kaczynski-esque fiend...and perhaps find the love of his life.....

Hansry potential AUs: Friedrich II/von Kathe (evil) The servant/joseph losey (evil) Portrait of the lady on fire 😂 Don giovanni Le bonheur/agnes varda (wrote this) Conversation piece/visconti theorem/pasolini (henry hot peasant destroys bourgeois cohesion) fag hans enjoyers: elagabal/hierocles

new boots! commission for the wonderful @swipwall.bsky.social which I absolutely loved working on

warhorse is not going to make your hansry fanfiction into a DLC bro

Handshake of simultaneous coom. from my vault of seed. soon back from holidays and ready to put the mid in medieval (the evil too)

Found a homoerotic poetry book under His Lordship's bed while teabagging him. #hansry

birthday cake (hihi) ! Yipiiii ! Yahooo!!!!!

hey henry check this out *doing something utterly unimpressive with my pizzle*

we quickly need the next big thing in fandom so the ppl with a fetish for being offended leave kcd like genuinely shooo

hanush be like: it's good hans found such a loyal friend in henry, eh radzig? radzig: *white knuckling it every time hans sends a 'your son calls me daddy too' look across the room*

some strip game 😋 #hansry

more kissing, but this time from the heroes!! #hansry

Burghers and wenches enjoying the kcd fair at Malešov, 'tis with shame I must recommand avoiding the pit of balles, for a lowly troublemaker seems to have relieved themselves in it.

In 2015 i watched age of ultron in the cinema. i came out and decided not to watch amerislob ever again - also (especually) when someone tells me "but this one's good!". For this god has turned me into a beautiful hyacinth flower

i genuinely do not understand the concept of fan edits, fanmedia completely and utterly lost on me

thanks everyone that so nicely worked together to save our beloved hans.

oh no! 30 likes to 'save' him :)

if you choose all the fancy decoration for your forge you are a class traitor and displaying shockingly crass nouveau riche behaviour.

cant be arsed to finish this. hansry foot fetish *deposits it tenderly and skedaddles*

#kcd #hansry new quest unlocked, now they all have to deal with The Baby.

#hansry fantasies…and struggles

Pov you are jitka, your embroidering session was cut short and you were foolish enough to return to your own room without knicking

i work at warhorse, this is a confidential leak. in the forge dlc, if you romanced hans you'll get a romance scene. A QTE will prompt you to pin hans down alpha-style or roll over on your belly - nyaaa. both choices however give you the same scene: hans topping and a prolounged feet licking scene.

the apex of sentimentality i can see from henry is him being like "haha they're just like us" when hans tells him of lancelot and galehaut. i cant stomach more. he shows his love in ear flicks or german suplexing hans into ponds.

lord capon's ass #hansry #hanscapon