birthday cake (hihi) ! Yipiiii ! Yahooo!!!!!

hey henry check this out *doing something utterly unimpressive with my pizzle*

we quickly need the next big thing in fandom so the ppl with a fetish for being offended leave kcd like genuinely shooo

hanush be like: it's good hans found such a loyal friend in henry, eh radzig? radzig: *white knuckling it every time hans sends a 'your son calls me daddy too' look across the room*

some strip game 😋 #hansry

more kissing, but this time from the heroes!! #hansry

Burghers and wenches enjoying the kcd fair at Malešov, 'tis with shame I must recommand avoiding the pit of balles, for a lowly troublemaker seems to have relieved themselves in it.

In 2015 i watched age of ultron in the cinema. i came out and decided not to watch amerislob ever again - also (especually) when someone tells me "but this one's good!". For this god has turned me into a beautiful hyacinth flower

i genuinely do not understand the concept of fan edits, fanmedia completely and utterly lost on me

thanks everyone that so nicely worked together to save our beloved hans.

oh no! 30 likes to 'save' him :)

if you choose all the fancy decoration for your forge you are a class traitor and displaying shockingly crass nouveau riche behaviour.

cant be arsed to finish this. hansry foot fetish *deposits it tenderly and skedaddles*

#kcd #hansry new quest unlocked, now they all have to deal with The Baby.

#hansry fantasies…and struggles

Pov you are jitka, your embroidering session was cut short and you were foolish enough to return to your own room without knicking

i work at warhorse, this is a confidential leak. in the forge dlc, if you romanced hans you'll get a romance scene. A QTE will prompt you to pin hans down alpha-style or roll over on your belly - nyaaa. both choices however give you the same scene: hans topping and a prolounged feet licking scene.

the apex of sentimentality i can see from henry is him being like "haha they're just like us" when hans tells him of lancelot and galehaut. i cant stomach more. he shows his love in ear flicks or german suplexing hans into ponds.

lord capon's ass #hansry #hanscapon

i actually like the idea of henry walking out on hans after the suchdol kiss. nice angst. i dont believe hans would die of sorrow as i've fleetingly read here and there. life would go on and suck and he would cry a lot, but thats nice. baby.

idk man

UGH

i know if i actually spend time in a drawing ill end up hating it and sigh wistfully thinking about opening photoshop and mousedrawing a shitpost but - for the sake of argument - what shall i draw were i to lock in... suggestions welcomed...

the gloves stay on #kcd #hansry

too real? #hansry

normal summer behavior between lord and squire

clothes stolen head hurting money gone #hansry

starting this off with um... uhh...

he's cringe, but he's free #hansry

#samry well, it finally happened. Slow burn post-canon samry fic archiveofourown.org/works/67887381

zoom call

clearly you don't own a hans daki

choking [ #hansry #NSFWart ]

guy that shops on grailed or guy that gets dressed by his maid? read serfcore by @guysarestripping.bsky.social

He is very polite

hans:boros, henry:mono green

henry is sent to prag for six months. for six months, hans hits the medieval gym while crying.

theres people having legit mental breakdowns on twitter over kcddrama that is SO mild and inconsequential and i cant stop laughing at it

busting fat fucking sploofs of undiluted cums. thank you my friend. Boots. Dicks even

one must imagine hans sexting

he's about to die of masculine jealousy (if he doesn't die from getting fucked by it)

imagine loving both of them…hurts so bad #KCD2 #Hansry #HenryofSkalitz #HansCapon

hans in this (sexy slutty underwear), hans in that (sexy frilly lacy outfit) do nothing to me. hans in this, however...

first one to say it gets cooties #hansry

an allegory of feudalism #hansry #oooaaaiminsane

i love having free will

my harmless innoffensive unproblematic hc : hans prefers getting fucked from the back (please argue violently under this post, most insane post gets a gift) #hansry

googoogaga from discord #hansry