If I were lumines I would not have a title that looks like it says arse, on a logo that looks like an arse, positioned over an arse

Earlier on at Monument a man darted out between traffic and was inches away from being splattered by a double decker bus. The dozens of people at the pedestrian crossing - to a person - said "fuckin' hell" and I haven't felt that level of national pride since 2012.

I keep seeing this thumbnail and thinking it's a video where Edgar Wright says something like, "Michael Wood Services after a big hotel breakfast and a long drive, the relief was immense"

When he's wearing his sunglasses, Mike McDaniel looks like someone who would piss of John Wick without fully acknowledging the ramifications

Fixed it

Weird thing to say in a Hyrule Warrior review...

Mindset, a puzzle so pure it would work in a newspaper, is now in a newspaper. The Observer started running it today. Cat for scale. (You can play the digital version in browser at mindset.game, or grab the app at mindset.game/app)

And we're all just fine with "Bustin' makes me feel good", are we?

Thanks to Milan for making me feel immediately at home on my arrival.

Frights in Tight Spaces: Out now! 🎃 Confront ancient and mysterious forces that reside in an abandoned manor, in which lethal traps, ghastly ghouls, and other unspeakable horrors lurk around every corner... ➡️ s.team/a/4091260

You spend years trying to establish your reputation as "the jock" of the UK games industry and it's all ruined in a single afternoon of wholesome biscuit decorating!

@jonbois.bsky.social I have an NFL question: Scott Hanson always refers to the "BLUE Medical Tent" implying the existence of other medical tents of different colours for other purposes. Is there - for example - an orange medical tent players go to when their feelings are hurt?

Okay you can mock. But when has a human creator ever given you the ability to Lergevtiepsappe an air conditioning unit in a game before? Never. That's when.

In response to all the people who said "I really like Fights in Tight Spaces, but can we have a version set in a haunted house where you can kick a Mummy in the nuts?" we have some new spooky DLC coming next week.

Introducing our upcoming DLC: FRIGHTS IN TIGHT SPACES 👹 Lurking in a sinister manor house, an ancient evil thirsts for a sacrifice. Horrors and otherworldly threats stand between you and your objective. 🎃👻Coming to Steam next Week 👻🎃

And yet I got kicked out of the operating theatre for playing a bassoon during a hysterectomy!

By using *REAL SCIENCE* I can officially say that Britain was in fact, NOT better in the olden days

📚 My current contract is coming to an end in Dec so I am now looking for new work! ⭐ I am an award-winning & expert/lead game writer & narrative designer. 🌎 I am interested in long & short term contracts & consultancy, ideally remote. Let's chat! hannahnicklin.com linkedin.com/in/hannah-nicklin

While I may not agree with his choice of venue, the man ordering his drink on the Wetherspoons app WHILE STILL ON THE TRAIN earns a degree of respect for his commitment to getting the beers in

Given the picture they've used to illustrate it, the headline should probably finish "... and they're out for revenge!"

I'm going to put it out there to the universe (and to a greater extend to Universal). I'd be very happy to make Fast-X-2 for $150m

British place names be like

We're only half way through the decade there's time for at least two more Beekeeper films

Fuck's sake Aaron Eckhart. If you'd mentioned this sooner, we could have done some kind of colab! store.steampowered.com/app/3625850/...

The team have knocked it out of the (dog) park with this new DLC, if you've ever been a fan of Fights in Tight Spaces, this renews a whole bunch of things and will hopefully draw you right back in.

Thinking once again of becoming one of those Flight Simulator men.

For sale:

The Joker?

Exemplary vibes

All Potato Waffles Are Bastards

New phone, who dis?

Went to Bruges. Went up the Belfry. Accidentally took a photo of the giant silver cat that haunts the town.

Dropping out of holiday mode to mention Fights in Tight Spaces getting a Turner and Hooch inspired DLC

I need to make one of the droids from Star Wars go faster before I see Robert Eggars' retelling of the Dracula myth. Nosferatu? No, I might just put Anthony Daniels on some roller-skates.

Fights in Tight Spaces Dog-Loaded Content incoming

"Cashier number two please"

It's one apple, Ruth, what could it cost, $8m?

Fights in Wide Spaces

I have remade the popular game Fights in Tight Spaces in Wareware

dears, our little game engine's steam page is now also online!~ wishlist if u like and try the demo at www.wareware.rip :3 store.steampowered.com/app/3726810/ #gamedev #indiegames #threejs

Nice to see @malicedafirenze.bsky.social singing the song she was born to sing at @singmaraoke.bsky.social

Flying to Cologne via Dusseldorf later, which can mean there's only one song on my playlist youtu.be/HhXf7lRR6VA?...

Strong vibes

One of my favourite games from Impact! this year, Stuck Together has a demo out now. Grab the demo and grab a friend, and - if you're anything like me - immediately fail spectacularly store.steampowered.com/app/3295360/...

Looking forward to just basically catching on fire all next week at GameCom

Turns out my kink is handing over my personal details to unregulated third-parties. Check-mate, the government!

The main website has had a glow up: howoldisjamesparker.com

It's the Bristol Balloon Fiesta, from the French "Ballon" meaning Ball. And the Spanish "Fiesta" meaning "an inexplicably large number of people in campervans turn up and cripple local infrastructure"

Play the game that many people are calling "good"

Got my copy of Dropmix working again, and BOY HOWDY is it sad that (a) it died so quickly that we don't have endless content for it and (b) that the excellent tech was not exploited for other cool projects