Hi, my name is Markiplier

I’m so mad that these “healthy” recipe books and influencers are typically really focused on bulking and high protein when I need to CUT

Arthur Morgan and Dutch Van Der Linde up to no good as per usual I LOVED cosplaying cowboys with my friend @trintree-cos.bsky.social at @fanexpodenver.bsky.social We met Roger Clark, VA of Arthur, and it was SO FUN. Can’t wait to be cowboys even more!

Had an amazing time at @fanexpodenver.bsky.social on Friday and I’m RARIN’ TO GO to be there tomorrow! No more rootin’ tootin’ cowboy shenanigans though, that was for Friday I LOVE these shots that @trintree-cos.bsky.social got of my Arthur Morgan cosplay!!

Hell yeah @fanexpodenver.bsky.social , I’m so ready to be a root in’ tootin’ cowboy with my friend @trintree-cos.bsky.social tomorrow. I’m cosplaying the best man ever, Arthur Morgan

RDR2 Cosplay on 2026? Yes please! Can't wait to bring Dutch to @fanexpodenver.bsky.social! I get to play cowboys with my friend @smackaroney.bsky.social!

I only want the new Tomodachi Life so that I can make the Dungeon Crawler Carl characters in it

I finally sort of look like I’m in my 30s Took long enough

You’re a good man Arthur Morgan (Look it’s me in Arthur Morgan cosplay. Yes I want to make it better)

Ok maybe I’m hot

The most Gale expression in the entire world

I just want to lose weight and I’ve gained 20lbs in the past 5 months. I’m so pissed.

I look so… something or other

Editing photos is fun

Someone beat me with a stick

Mean person, bitchy energy in your 30s is actually embarrassing. Go and heal and stop projecting your insecurities all over other people 🫶

The very beginning of transition versus where I am now. I promise despite having a stinky look on my face in the photo on the right that I’m so much happier now than I was back then.

I can’t believe they gave us more Leon Kennedy

Oh shit I woke up and everything is the new Pokémon starters

I am trying to write a paper ma’am

If any of you had questions about why I feel threatened by cis het men at the gym, one was wearing a shirt that said “Hate Keeps Me Warm” today So there’s that

Put Leon Kennedy in this

It feels needlessly threatening when men set up their workout space and then pace around the area in between sets. What are you doing, protecting your territory? Just standing there is an option.

I kinda like this high waisted pants thing going on right now

Love watching a guy ego lift and fail to lock out at the top of a dead lift

WHO GIVES A 9.4/10 AS A GRADE JUST GIVE THE 9 OR THE 10

Lookin big? But like in a good way? Now to get that waistline to cooperate

I think I just have to accept that sometimes people don’t care if you’ve changed, they would just rather hate the past you. I’m guilty of this too. I’m trying to be more willing to see others changing. I know I have changed a lot in the past year. I hope others would be willing to see that.

Okay, who has horses that I can take pictures with?

Time kinda did me dirty

I can feel the itch at the back of my eyeballs to create cosplay content again, but TikTok is cancelled so Idk where I’d even put that

I will forever maintain that watching 4+ hours weekly of live play content isn’t very accessible I’ve even tried the abridged videos and my brain just can’t I’m sure Critical Role’s stories are incredible, but I’m gonna be sticking to the animations cuz my brain can handle them, and they’re great

Man I was looking at some pictures of me right when I started T and like, once I started dressing masc I didn’t even really look like a girl even early on

Hehheheheh

Anyone ever play Catherine?

Ok Pet peeve time. I transitioned. I have a round man face and a man beard and man body hair. I’m not pretty. But I am attractive. Maybe I’m freaking out over nothing, but this language feels weird to me. There are SO MANY trans men out there who aren’t pretty and would hate to be called pretty.

See that stack of debuffs? Hi, that’s me. You might say “hey, Sam, how did you get 5 debuffs on your character all at once?” Well, it’s a funny story…

My life is so wild- I feel like every relationship I’ve ever been in has dropped right in my lap? I am realizing that I might not be as ugly as I think I am because dating is like… relatively easy for me, and dating is hell

I wanna go home today

Ugh I literally feel like I’m gonna puke

Going to this and playing the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme on blast for the entirety of the film

My brain is full of bees

There’s NO way my nostril piercing shouldn’t be rejecting and irritated af. I’ve been messing with it since literally day one, and yet it persists. Hydrated. Unbothered. In its own lane.

New Ink!

I can’t believe I’m old enough that some youngsters would consider someone my age to be in “old man yaoi”

Hot damn I now have 8 tattoos

New Ink!

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the- oh fuck you're fast. You're really fast oh fuck oh no

I’m really frustrated by people using physical appearance to say “look at this person, their opinion is invalid because they’re ugly”. You know the thing. Where someone takes a screenshot of their face is goes “this you?” Bitch I’M Ugly I must ALWAYS be wrong

Jabba the slut Send skeet