Taking out a 60 month loan for a non-boneless couch seems the only option left.

Photos don't do this extremely well hung carrot chip justice.

Baltimore, don't be mad at me but I understand and respect the law of the parking spot chair. Not saying I will do it, but I'm not mad when I see it!

Is anybody else on Goodreads? www.goodreads.com/friend/i?inv...

Lost cat on Hickory.

Was shoveling the sidewalks outside and somebody stopped me to say I should just wait until it's iced over cause it will be easier. Baltimore, are we supposed to clear the damn sidewalks or not? 😩

Obligatory snow pic. Also, Holy Frijoles has their pinball machines on free play for anyone who can walk there :)

Music peaked at 90s r&b.

Everything is so fucking dreadful. Fuck ICE now and forever.

Somebody needs to do it

2016 was too traumatizing to deserve a revisit (on many levels).

Just looked at the Hana menu (Hampden). I have thoughts but wish them longevity and success!

42 Seconds After This Photo Was Taken, Police Shot Peyton Ham Dead defector.com/42-seconds-a...

We just finished reading Carsick by John Waters together.

I'm excited for the new Robyn album but man, Honey was a perfect 10/10. It can't be beat.

The Amy Sherald show! Highly recommend!!!! Her use of colors is amazing, of course, but what pictures don't pick up are the textures. You just have to go and see it for yourself. You'll understand.

ICE killed a member of our community today. ICE showed up at my kid’s daycare today. ICE is bragging about the number of families they’ve torn apart in a matter of days, and promising that their campaign of terror isn’t done.

You and I

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey sends a message to ICE: “Get the f*** out of Minneapolis.”

So many fruit flies in the office. It's looking like a Starbucks pastry case 😩

Putting a graphic content filter on a picture of someone's eye. Maybe I'm getting old but this shits getting too woke!

I refuse to fight for this country in the Venezuela-Russia-Ukraine-Greenland-Nobel Peace Prize-Epstein-Trump war. Need *** ** *** immediately.

After John Harbaugh posed for this photo, the Ravens went 8-9, missed the playoffs and he got fired after 18 seasons in Baltimore. Threads

AND I'M VICTORIA, MALCOLM!

What if we all just don't go to work tomorrow?

Let 2026 be the year it* happens.

He has no right being dead.

She's been "helping" build the Lego bouquet

"breathing" is essentially a Frankie grande song to me

Not to be a scrooge but when can we take the trees down? Love Xmas but once it's over I wanna declutter.

I've never met someone who cared about the Avatar movies.

Just saw the files guys. I think Trump is innocent!

Rocket to Venus is packed tonight and I love it!

I think we've got to let bald men just be bald (I'm bald), because these hair lines the doctors are creating look traaaash.

I like the new Libby feature.

Stupid, but I really can't stand when a local (Baltimore) news site reports on Columbia. Idk what it is, but I really don't like that town.

My husband just walked over and took this photo of Falkenhan’s. Total loss. 😢

Weinermobile sighting! Always grateful to live near this stuff.

You have until EOD to post your Spotify/apple wrapped. We don't care after that.

Heterosexuals posting the most jump scare inducing Spotify Wrapped. Really have nothing in common with those people.

Some of my faves have stayed silent throughout....well, everything, and that sucks!

More additions to my Baltimore deer folder.

Overflow of raw sewage into Jones Falls upped to 1.7 million gallons

Whoever DJ'ed on the Avenue for Halloween last night was really fun!

The most recent things I've worked on. Made from a pic I took of the alligator at the Walters Art Museum. #baltimore #baltimoreart #procreateart

I am not interested in celebrity Halloween costumes this year. It's awful here and rich people having fun is a no for me right now.

Entering this Demi Lovato album with an open heart and mind.

Why do Tesla owners not require a front license plate in Maryland?

Why's it sound like they used AI to do the remaster of Selena's Dreaming of You?

You can watch this Green Beret describe this experience in his own words to @vanhollen.senate.gov, and for us, and I cried. I’m not sure how you could watch this veteran tell this child’s story and not feel all of the emotions at once.