The intersection of thing you would to be to find this image as funny as i do is really small, first you would need to like kingdom hearts, second you would need to speak Portuguese, and lastly you would need to be as dumb as i am, so thats like three people i think

What if god was Italian American, can you inagine? Like hes up there crafting a new tranny and he just leans back and just goes "buowtiful"

If you wonder what extent the GOP will go to rig US elections, India's right already laid the groundwork for them in the "world's largest democracy". *6.5 million* eligible voters purged from rolls in 1 state. Trump dreams of this. www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/b...

I cooked with this one

Something one of my partners said inspired this... Enjoy

Bluesky.... i ask you... does Steven Tyler NOT look like she is about to offer you tea while she wastes your entire afternoon telling you which rocks are gonna use moon magic to get you laid?

I need to get back on my meds so fucking bad, the ideation is hitting so fucking bad right now

If anyone wants to help i take donations through cashapp $laurascobb

21 to 24 days until my next check, at least I'll probably lose some weight i guess

Do you remember that one time Superman dressed up as a "witchdoctor" while in the jungles of Africa in an effort to make Jimmy Olsen marry a gorilla as a joke? I do, i remember that

I dont get paid monday at the earliest, next wednesday if im really unlucky, if anyone could send me just a little for food until then, i would deeply appreciate it

I dont get paid monday at the earliest, next wednesday if im really unlucky, if anyone could send me just a little for food until then, i would deeply appreciate it

It's going to be REALLY not great today

I keep having panic attacks because of being out of money, and because of the heat, i just need enough to cover about the next week, if anyone could help it would be greatly appreciated

Why is it that the hottest clocky trans women always look exactly like this?

BEHOLD THE FEMALE GAZE

If anyone were so inclined to slide me some funds to get dinner with i would greatly appreciate it ♡

Sage reached out to me via DM to get some help for Orange! Please donate if you can! #MutualAid #MABoost #HelpSky @mutualaidvoid.bsky.social @bfitzinar.bsky.social Could you both help share this need? 💕💸

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I fucking swear, this heat is gonna kill me, im legit on the absolute verge of trying to raise money to get a model room just so I can get AC

This is what would happen if the shagohod had a child

Pictured: grok

Gaze upon my sassy little boi, I love him with every fiber of my being

Hmmm, weird, that usually works

Tapping the sign.

Tfw you wanna suck off thousands of women but you are only up to like 5 and all you have going for you is fat fucking tiddies and 6.5 inches of hog T-T

Im exceptionaly angry that this reply got labeled as "intolerance" cowards wont let me call myself a slur

here u go 🥰

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Mamoru Oshii (Ghost in The Shell) in Death Stranding 2 (as a pizza man) 😆 www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwMB...

Shocking no-one I'm ill again 😭 Please help a puppy out, I still can't claim any benefits despite being hecking disabled 🥺🐶👉👈 Linktr.ee/Mireaze

The amount of Libs in the notes laughing it up, or saying shit like "so true bestie" is disgusting, nice to know you want to just write me off based off of geography

Every ear is bullshit, but this one feels extra vile, when a radicalist group bombs us again don't be surprised

Im not sure why but this year the heat is 1000x more unbearable

Sometimes, i worry that i dont pass, then i remember that i am one bad haircut away from looking almost exactly like the dyke that is married to the lesbian you met at lowes and then invited over to watch the ball game

I just lost the game

JD finally joined this website because his wife blocked all the other sources of trans porn on the router

I wonder if i could find a doctor to perform a phaloplasty to give me a second larger dick

How is it that i know so many extremely attractive people who are down for casual sex but im not physically close enough to any of them to have had sex even once in the past 16 months? T^T

Im fine now, check came in and i ate a pizza

I met a traveller from an antique land, Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose gock, And supple tits, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive,

Real depressed and dealing with rolling panic attacks, all i want is a pretzel crust pizza and a pepsi but im broke as hell, shit sucks so bad this morning

Friendly reminder: Trubbish is a precious baby, and if you don't like him you should be ashamed of yourself

No time to explain. Get in the Volkscopter