Within the past week, I have accidentally double-purchased: • a board game project pledge • a digital game purchase on PS5 Is this what getting old is like? I just keep getting worse at technology?

Once every 6-8 weeks I open up Twitter and it is exactly this every time

*Backstreet Boys comes on the radio* 13-year-old me: ugh, my little sister listens to this cringe shit 40-year-old me: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, I’M THROWING ASS TO THIS ABSOLUTE JAMMER

What is it with video game characters forming a plan in a cutscene, with the final step being “wait for my signal,” and they never fucking say what the goddamn signal is?

Just realized that today is my 14-year machiniversary! Here’s to many more.

I would pay so much money to never see a gen AI image or video ever again. I am begging for somebody to invent this product or service.

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

In Denver to see Autechre tomorrow and I just learned that Air is performing Moon Safari in its entirety at Red Rocks on Thursday. So uhhhhhhh I guess we’re going to two concerts now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the good ol’ days

my mom is absolutely unhinged

hey guys, my birthday is coming up just sayin

Before the night ends though, I'd like to once again wish Undertale a Happy 35th Anniversary. Never released outside of Japan, this Nintendo DS visual novel touched the hearts of fans everywhere.

Why is none of the current discourse covering the fact that witchcraft has been proven real? This article was published September 8th. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

I added an FAQ to my FB Marketplace listing and it still didn’t work

I guess they got bored of writing bullshit about millennials and how we killed napkins or whatever

If AI art is theft, why are we not calling it “the six-finger discount” 🤔

how are people this fucking stupid

liberals: trump and his bff epstein are pedos! also liberals: here’s an AI video i made that totally pwns trump and epstein you dumb fucks

i actually don’t mind targeted ads, i just wish i would stop seeing ads for stuff that i’ve already bought. like come on zucc, i impulse purchased all these vst plugins last week

resyncing the bathroom

Is eating a bunch of spice level 7 lamb vindaloo curry right before playing SRGP9 content a bad idea? WE’LL SEE

Saw that new Weapons movie. Pretty dang good; I’d say the hype is warranted.

got to see black moth super rainbow and spit on a cybertruck tonight. fuck yea

tonight’s reading: some light libertarian fare #intelectual

I was today years old when I learned that Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson has his own brand of chaw. This is very funny to me

And here I thought I was smart to sell my OLED quickly before it went *down* in value when the Switch 2 launched. 🙄 Late-stage capitalism, what the actual fuck.

I’ve shown “Watch For Rolling Rocks in 0.5 A Presses” to Tinder dates because I’m not a fucking coward

highkey i actually really miss forums

bit late there, my dudes

started playing Diablo 4, pretty nice so far

Ah, good ol’ Facebook Marketplace. The home of good reading comprehension.

Who is falling for this kind of stuff in the year of our Lord 2025? The phone number is from the Philippines, and…DMC? Did they mean DMV? 🧐

Holy shit, how did I not hear about Activision’s new Guitar Hero mobile game and its insane A*I announcement post

New song~ 🌄 av01der.bandcamp.com/track/isolette

I keep forgetting that the Switch 2 “launch day” is in two days. Who the hell knows when I’ll even be able to get one. Never would’ve thought it possible, but the whole thing has been soured by our idiot fucking administration.

concerning

I had a dream last night that involved me, my partner, and several friends kicking ass in a zombie apocalypse situation. I got to kill zombie Tim Allen. Yes, he did the Home Improvement Noise™️.

Welp, encountered the Blue Prince save bug right around day 120. RIP to any more progress until that’s patched. I had *just* done several major things on days 118 and 119 too. 🤬 Please patch this, for the love of god. @rawfury.bsky.social @dogubomb.bsky.social

Remember that one time Obama ordered fancy mustard?

I love Blue Prince because the puzzles are like “Okay, you’re doing arithmetic…now figure out what a diamond and the Pepsi logo mean. Good luck!” 🫨

lol

Tripping over their own dicks to make excuses. I guess “not simping for authoritarian billionaires” just isn’t an option.

Switch 2 would probably have an MSRP of $350 if the GOP hadn’t fucked our economy six ways from Sunday with idiotic tariffs.

Thank fucking christ.

One of my favorite things is watching people struggle to headbang at a concert when the song’s not 4/4. Lotta folks at the Deftones show tonight could not count to 11.

“I just wuv skibidi.” - some 5-year-old at Meijer trying to get his dad to buy him a skibidi toilet blind box

OH MY GOD