Been a good month for farting into the void. Next stop: Pound Town.

Sorry I missed your call. Ive been battling horrors unimaginable and learning via cryptic, posthumous clues the nuances as to how the hubris of man has allowed such incongruous folly to befall a once great civilization.

who will claim the floating man

Yes I have been working out. At the library. The booknasium. The gym of the mind.

Turn that brown upside down

Most relaxing walk of shame would be asking the massage therapist to dinner at the end of the session. Should have bought ME dinner before all THAT.

It can be easy to get bent out of shape, but it makes it hard to fit through doors.

I slept in and all I got was a kink in my shoulder, an innocuous sense of time dilation, and the lingering dream dialogue “I dont like synths before a ninja fight.”

Sweetwater sticker hijinks endgame

What if Netflix and/or Disney bought EVERY restaurant and made them serve all of the same food, but no living human being gets to decide what menu items from each remain available. And you can only have it delivered. That would be wonderful.

Happy 30th Anniversary to “Long Hair in Three Stages” by U.S. Maple

Call your local representative and DEMAND the butthole surfers documentary have a full release so you can too.

Daddy’s Little Consumer

The largest toilet manufacturers around these parts are American Standard and Bemis. I dont know which is funnier.

Id like to thank everyone who came to the tape release/benefit show. We raised a quarter of a million dollars for the NYT so they can write more op-eds about why infanticide is good for your mortgage.

Had fun playing some songs over at the radio station

#RedPlanet next up it’s @assistedliving.bsky.social #SpiritComb + new compilation tape out now on @strangemono.bsky.social + #NP WSUM 91.7fm Madison WSUM.org strangemono.bandcamp.com/track/spirit...

“Indirect Satisfaction” tape release and benefit show to try and raise some more money along with tape sales. The liberation of indigenous peoples all over the world is our collective liberation as human beings.

Bandcamp “New & Notable.” A couple new songs with some rad bands for this charity comp from Strange Mono. All proceeds are being donated to www.Baitulmaal.org

Driving to work today I saw a sign at @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social that the Loaded Italian is back. He is on the loose. Be safe out there. Its not over. Lock your doors.

We’re building a brand here. Something to the tune of sucking on raw gypsum until it forms a malleable, uniform paste that can be spackled into the smile lines of every network news anchor and social media influencer.

Don’t give up, skeleton!

The time you save shopping online is time you’ll never get back.

The show details are LEGIBLE on your flyer!? OK, Boomer..

We need more cops. If we had enough cops we could use the cops as housing. People could live inside of the cops. Imagine whole buildings made of cops. Everyone would be safe.

Can anyone help me offload some diabetic test strips?

I learned recently that the average man over 30 has microplastics in their testicles equivalent to the mass of a credit card. Tap-to-pay has quite the future. Point-of-sale convenience is one of my biggest turn ons.

a phrase we should maybe meditate on some, and I do mean "meditate," like as a private effort, not talk about it or argue about its truth value, not respond in thread, just meditate, but like once a day, is Walter Benjamin's "fascism is the introduction of aesthetics into political life"

All of the institutional corruption doesnt surprise me; I can even get behind not one, but TWO Disturbed posters, but the least believable part of The Wire is that Nick likes GBV and Bellini.

In my America there are only 151 Pokémon.

In The Future™ everything beeps.

Shout out to the guy in RVA who was getting moved along by Bandito’s staff, for adding “they dont know what hard is, they dont know what WALL STREET HARD IS” to my vernacular.

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The second best time is Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club.

Our condolences to the guy from @weezer.bsky.social losing the NYC mayoral election. I love trying new things. The Blue album is a classic, but the politics are more “Beverly Hills.” -Gael

My therapist says Im not generating enough content

On top of everything else they’re stealing daylight

Its a perfect day for bananafish

Which corner of the photograph do you prefer musicians to look off into?

Beethoven’s Fist

You look nice today

Ive had this intrusive thought phrase the past few weeks of “Go Go Gadget Rumsfeld”

Its pretty crowded at the center of the universe

Horny for Justice

Asking strangers at the grocery store to marry me to increase engagement

Anyone need a ride?

Heard good things about Sinners. Looking up screening options. Its confusing. Ratios? 1.43:1, 2.46:1, or just spring for the chairs that massage your prostrate?

Legit Zoning