HELP LOL

Chloroformed is such a pretty word

bOObs bØØbs (they're pierced)

Announcing the Pride Month Charity Open: A Riichi Mahjong tournament for charity, supporting The Trevor Project!🎉 Come support us on what's sure to be a fun day of Big Hands and Big Support for the LGBTQ+ Community! June 28th, 1 pm ET. Hosted on Riichi City! Reg link below ↓

Alright is this website actually better

big sister pecking order

My amazing and wonderful and beloved and loved sister @elysian.bsky.social got me this adorable and perfect thing omg omg omg omg omg omg

i hope this mania doesn't screw me over at the next tournaments

get it twisted: you are a product of your environment. some of the hottest girls you know go full nonverbal two times a week.

me and i my soup oomfies

my tarot deck out here telling me "it's going to get pretty rough sweetheart, my advice is don't kill yourself"

*new plural part shows up who's bubbly and giggly* oh happy new queer

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

whoa

SOUPY NEW YEAR

it must feel so good to be the villain who goes "aww isn't it such a shame my darling" to the heroine who forgot to account for one crucial detail in her plan and is now going to lose

why is this single fancy female high-heel in this mexican restaurant's bathroom WHO PUT IT THERE

so true william dafoe

not all ships are painted red educate yourself bro

hot single sisters in your area

damn that post-funeral exhaustion hit me really heavy, like a coffin

ao longo do último mês, eu fiz uma pergunta para várias pessoas: qual o melhor vídeo do youtube? essas pessoas responderam.

I've gotta start posting on here more

i do gotta say, in-laws' funeral's got to be an F tier function

🎆 QRT with the piece you're proudest of for 2024! 🥂 #art #oc

[explaining mahjong to an american] so you and 3 friends have sat down at chili's and ordered a sampler platter

i cant imagine working at guy fieris downtown flavortown

the age regressor has logged on

how advanced is your guys sex doll tech tree

COOL SEX TIP: if you are close to orgasm, don't say "I'm close" or "I'm gonna cum"; instead, declare riichi. this way, if they get you off, you can ron, but if you have to get yourself off, you can tsumo, indirectly indicating dissatisfaction with your partner's sexual performance

would you still love me if i were a monitor lizard?

me: im so horny now that im off my anti-psychotics babe you should flirt with me my gf: hold on fuck i think the autism test i was taking just reset

good morning monter pls

angels have stacked halos like pancakes, one for every year they've lived

i think girls who don't believe in mind control are very cute!

came dangerously close to googling "what PsyOps was the US government involved in"

*yippeeees in reverse*

temporary doll: tragic permanent doll: lucky instant doll: just add water

autistic trans girls love making non-descript small animal noises upon being touched

>lands in Valência after 14h trip >orders a vodka redbull at a hotel >does not explain >leaves

rolled a natural 20 on weed and now I'm feeling like i have a core again

the porcelain doll who just fell on the floor: guys i think im cracked??

machine girl was great

borzois have evolved to reach the bottom of the pb jar

the doll is popping off (her limbs are literally coming right off someone HELP HER)

dolls are knowing busting it down on the dance floor

can i get an amen for the amen break

anyone else going to machine girl tonight

if we were moots on twitter let me know !