My partner painted this and it became one of my favorite pieces, my buddy then said it reminded him of me and my partner told us she was thinking about me when painting it and I am elated…..a little flustered but very happy Still cant fully put how this feels into words

“Its not the size of the young mans blade, but the lust of the thrust by which legends are made” My best friend, Skiffle, describing my small kitchen

Got a collapsible knuckle duster (basically just four thick metal rings that fold together) and its a surprisingly amazing fidget. Now I have a reason to have them on me all the time and a phenomenal cover story for having them Srs, good weight, nice finish, smooth connection points and movement!!

*looks up with a coy smirk illuminated by the refrigerator light* Oh hey, didnt see ya there….sorry I’m uhh…heh…well I’m not used to being percieved *destroys half a jar of olives at an astonishing pace and skitters away*

Being a card carrying Eagle Scout is only impressive to people who know how much goes into it and know what it means For everyone else, its a burning declaration that I’m a pathetic narc….apparently Which…uh….couldn’t be further from the truth?! Love me some intoxicants

What stage of capitalism has begotten the Wild Cherry & Vanilla Cream Pepsi Id like a word with the CEO of capitalism please, we’ve gone too far i think

My mixed playlist so far: 😭😔😫 Random Not Like Us: 💃 🕺 😈 Back to morose: 😢🫩😰

The shark is telling me to listen to ASMR videos…. I..uh….tf does this mean? I already was??

I was cursed by a santeria babalorisha wearing gucci slides to forever pursue balance and he was watching dragon ball Z as I walked away WHAT KIND OF BALANCE HAVE I BEEN MANDATED TO *a year later* Oh…..oh I see

Feels good to know people that I can lose an hour and a half talking to without realizing it Less good when I’m working and suddenly a quarter of my day is gone

SO YEH THOUGHT YEHD MAIT LAIK TOO GEHW TO THE SHOUW TA FEEHL THE WOORM THRILL OF CONFEWSION THAHT SPAECE CADET GLOUW

My partners most recent painting project based on a reference of an old Cher portrait

Love having a red marker for work, visible and convenient But every now and then I tag myself with it on accident and spend the rest of the day going “Is that blood? Did I get cut?” “No wait, just marker”

The trope of chasing absolute power and achieving it at the cost of your humanity by becoming something else entirely is peak

So turns out im actually really cute with my hair tied back and a few loose strands framing my face Never felt genuinely cute before where the outfit wasn’t doing 90% of the work 😊

Busy day so I had an energy drink I can now no longer throttle my brains speed and my body will physically not be able to keep up

I’d love to learn to draw, and no doubt I could But 3D art just comes SO much easier to me and I think I’m ok with focusing my skill toward that as opposed to drawing or printmaking I also found an old mechanical check stamper while thrifting that I’m extremely excited to start restoring

Doc asked if I experience any seasonal depression or if the depression gets worse in the winter It actually gets easier for me to deal with it in the winter, nothing brings me more joy than my nose freezing, a cold lungful of air and the crunch of snow I frickin love winter

Machines aren’t sentient? I just scared a door lock into fixing itself Checkmate

Chmiknen chahloopa my belovded

Werewolf and Druid lesbian couple, but the Druid likes to screw up the shifter's transformation for funsies. Werewolf, shifting and turning into a pup: "Oh, what the fuck?!" Druid, giggling nearby: *picks up pup by the scruff and carries her off to marathon nature documentaries and cuddle*

I think im finally gonna get baldurs gate, ive got the day off *3 hour download* …..ah

The indomitable human instinct of “pet creature to befriend”

My partners coworker/bestie keeps complimenting our communication, which is great and I’m flattered but I also feel bad Like girl, I’m so sorry no one has given you the basic conversational respect you deserve. Especially with hard domestic discussions Its not hard to listen and care ffs

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Gotta commend this nail polish, had to fish thru a cup of muriatic acid and my fingertips were submerged in acid, the nail polish is completely fine and still looks great

At night it taunts me, the siren song, the temptation most primal. I fear and lament it, yet it never ceases to overtake me Friemd chikmen

One of my partners prints from the covid days This will forever be in our bathroom

Got a “thanks blood” from a huge black dude cuz I held a dumpster open for him I….uhhh….what do I do with this Like I’m flattered, but nothing prepared me for this

Picked up a new vape and the guy didnt ask for my ID, I offered and he hit me with the “I remember you, brother, I dont need your ID, youre good” Ive never been in there before

My rings arent the same shade of gold as my nail polish and its gonna bug me all day, fug

Wh..what is this? Gracing my youtube recommendeds SHRIMPSUNE MIKU!!!!!!

It takes approximately two notes of any Rush song to remind me why I’m so annoying about it and fit the stereotype of every Rush fan ever

“I should read the Tao again” ….. “Ahh yes, deep existential confusion, my favorite”

I thought that wet, long hair being a nuisance was a skill issue Im slowly learning that is NOT the case My hubris shall never know bounds, as failure only heralds growth

Nurse practicioner: so whats your veggie intake Me: it could be better but we’re making an effort to eat more veggies but it’s hard with ADHD NP: oh, then you should try weekly meal planning and having a flow chart to keep track of food, that would work for your ADHD Me: ………

The Druid gave me some pot butter…. We turned it into brownies…. I had a big one that had FUNK…. Its been suspiciously quiet…. And i dare not speak the words

I like the digiorno crust, but can they get some people who like cheese programming the machines?! Gotta add a handful of shredded cheese myself cuz it felt like I could count how much cheese came on it Were in the midwest, goddamnit, know your market 👿

Pizza tiem

So i had a full body reaction to a quarter of a vial of blood being drawn from me, i hate it here and I hate my body

Well that doctors visit was a horrible experience

Yall aint ready for Gallitrax’s return, once me and the bone boys suck the magic powder from the sacred soil and ascend the necromancers tower, its over for you meatbags

O, my cruel shackle of patriarchy….why cant you just chill tf out, im trying to sleep ffs Your days are fucking numbered, don’t forget that, you’ve never done me any good and in fact have put me in regrettable situations id rather not be in on multiple occasions

You see, Mister Powers I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOOLD

The magnifying lamp I got for my partner wasn’t being used, so I started using it and holy shit its so convenient

Started making an OC and three hours just went by and I didnt notice I just wanted to start putting ideas together and suddenly I’m writing lore for a hedonistic, barely self aware, cursed hat

Theres something about bobs burgers that makes me deeply uncomfortable and I have no clue what it is. No hate to bobs burgers, it deserves all the acclaim its gotten and jon benjamin is one of my favorite VAs I love the animation and the casting, I just. Cannot. Watch it and it bugs me

Seeing the person who accidentally cracked me is odd, but not uncomfortable cuz shes cool, but I’m always like Do you know? DID you know?

The district ops manager just called me jellybean and I uh… uhm….. brain shorted out wtf