Bispham is to be officially renamed Rizpham due to the unusually charismatic inhabitants.

Breaking international news #Trump #Autism #Paracetamol #BreakingNews

People of Bluesky! New product alert! The Complete Cleveleys Rocks contains 19 hilarious parody songs plus bonus tracks. Get it from cleveleysnews.bandcamp.com

Blackpool Gazette doesn't seem to notice or care that it's journos keep submitting the same article every few months.

Local 'trusted news' source, Blackpool Gazette, advertises Kings of Leon date at Lytham Festival one month after it was cancelled. #KingsofLeon #LythamFestival #Blackpool

Due to the hot weather, we are officially downgrading the number of cardigans local residents are legally required to wear from 3 down to just 2. The Met office have warned of a potential 1 cardigan situation, we will keep you posted.

Last month we commemorated the filming of #Andor at Cleveleys with a music video; this month Wyre Council unveiled a plaque. Our song is called 'The Force is Strong in Cleveleys'; at least two news sites used that phrase when reporting on the plaque. Coincidence? We don't think so.

TV Choice: 9pm Long Lost Family A man from Lytham is delighted to learn he has a brother in Fleetwood.

Blackpool Tower will shine pink this week to help raise awareness of the dangers of undercooked chicken.

Red sky at night, Shepherd's delight, Car on the tram tracks, Probably no road tax.

#BBCQuestionTime was live from Fleetwood last night. That guy is going to regret raising his hand like that.

A lorry has jackknifed on the M55 and spilled 8000 gallons of Lambrini. Fleetwood High sixth form girls have been deployed with straws to clean it up.

We haven't had a Safeway for over 15 years Then Tesco went and left us which brought some folks to tears But these supermarket giants have certainly left their mark Cos we still got Safeway's roundabout and a Tesco carpark. #CleveleysPoetry

Poo in the sea at Fleetwood. Thank you, @unitedutilities.bsky.social

Parking wardens are having a field day at Cleveleys Car Show. #CleveleysCarShow #CleveleysCarShow2025 #Cleveleys #Lancashire

Enjoy this 2005 documentary on the parkour scene in Cleveleys.

Massive parking fail at Lidl. If this car was any further forward it would be on offer in the middle aisle.

In the space of just a few days, United Utilities have covered the beaches of Fleetwood, St Annes, and Bispham in raw poo. If you didn't know this then you're at risk of stomach, skin, ear and eye infections, not to mention E.coli and hepatitis. Say something, do something.

Despite rumours that #DoctorWho has been cancelled, filming for a new season appears to be taking place in residential Blackpool.

Have you got the #FridayFeeling? #Friday

To avoid Doctor Who spoilers, I’ve been offline most of the day, and I thought it best to go somewhere cut off from civilisation.

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Was that Jedward? #eurovision

It's #Eurovision night and you're no doubt in the mood to dance - so we've made a special playlist of the very best hippest happening songs from our Cleveleys Rocks project. Check it out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQKE... #Eurovision2025

Cleveleys was the filming location for Niamos, and we've celebrated that in song form. Check it out: youtu.be/qoOet9DtbwQ #starwars #starwarsday #andor #maythe4thbewithyou

If you visit Cleveleys, beware of the sarlacc! #MayThe4thBeWithYou today, and definitely do not miss our brand new #StarWars parody video 'The Force is Strong in Cleveleys'! Watch HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoOe...

It's time to watch our brand new Star Wars rap video. Filmed on location in exactly the same place #StarWars #Andor filmed the #Niamos scenes. #starwarsday #starwarsday2025 #MayThe4thBeWithYou #MayThe4th #MayTheFourth #MayTheFourthBeWithYou youtu.be/qoOet9DtbwQ

May the 4th be with you! The NIAMOS scenes from #Andor were filmed in our little town of Cleveleys and our latest video is a celebration of this momentous event. Please check it out! youtu.be/qoOet9DtbwQ #starwars #starwarsday

#StarWars fans! Filmed at the shooting location for Niamos in #Andor, our hilarious new video celebrates the entire SW universe in intergalactic punk-rock-hip-hop style. It releases on #MayThe4th (obviously) but you can join the countdown on our #youtube channel NOW: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoOe...

Our thoughts are with the people of Lytham St Annes today following the M&S cyber attack that left customers unable to make contactless payments or collect reward points. Earlier today, a man in a top hat was seen crying next to the truffle flavoured hummus.

Cleveleys News can now be found on TikTok.

Another sunny day in Cleveleys, we are officially downgrading the number of cardigans local residents are required to wear from 3 down to 2.

Be careful of obvious misinformation and #fakenews today as it is April 1st, a day traditionally associated with so-called "pranks" and "tomfoolery". To avoid confusion, why not follow Cleveleys News? Cleveleys News - where the misinformation is consistent all year round.

Following news that M&S will be opening a new store at Norcross, a petition has been started to keep the M&S Foodhall open in Cleveleys "for the walking community".

This weekend marks the 17th anniversary of the Riverdance incident #shipping #disaster #irishsea #lancashire #fyldecoast #heysham #blackpool @lancstelegraph.bsky.social @cleveleysnews.bsky.social northwestnatureandhistory.co.uk/2024/01/27/t...

Plans have been submitted for a new Greggs to open at Morrisons petrol station, Cleveleys. Here's an artist's impression of what the new outlet will look like.

Local author Peter Rathbone has cancelled his planned book signing at Thornton Library today.

Local Author Peter Rathbone will be signing copies of his book “I Always Cancel Book-Signings” at Thornton Library today at 1pm.

The world record for the most naked people on a rollercoaster was set at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. The following day, another record was set for the most wet-wipes used to clean a rollercoaster.

Hundreds of fans of the rock band Queen have been left disappointed after making a pilgrimage to Thornton on the understanding that the band's late singer was interred there. "When we heard that ICI had buried mercury on their site, we jumped to the wrong conclusion" said a spokesperson.

Blackpool Tramway 675 at Cleveleys, 18.9.1984 #BlackpoolTramway #Cleveleys #tram

Mario Kart, Blackpool style.

These snowmen in Fleetwood are the most Fleetwood thing you'll see all day.

Blackpool’s first snow of 2025…. #weather #snow #snowfall

#StarWars Andor was filmed on location at Cleveleys. Here are some bloopers from the shoot. #outtakes #Andor

They bounced so hard the 'e' from 'dancefloors' jumped over to the word 'unbelievably'.

Music Hall duo 'Townend & Gull' were favourites at the Cleveleys arena during the 1940-50s. Their last tragic performance was captured on record and can be heard here: youtu.be/eWKBqP4hoUk?...

B&M now playing Xmas music for Xmas 2025.