My wife doesn't understand my obsession with Burger Flipper in Selaco and I've made my peace with that. You don't get mirror universes of burger production by stopping to understand the why.

I gotta say - as a seemingly rare person who thought RE: Village was a total dud, Requiem is so good it might be top 3 in the series? It's blown all my expectations completely out of the water.

I want a spin-off of the Fallout show that just follows Justin Theroux as Mr House and whatever regular shenanigans he got up to

I'm pretty sure trying to figure out what cats are doing and why is more dangerous for your mind than attempting to read the elder scrolls

Doom fans in 1996: "Man I remember when TNT was just a dynamite"

Playing modern Fallout games is carrying around 45 pounds worth of grenades and still not being sure if that's enough

SURVIVAL HORROR DUNGEON CRAWLING SECRETS A BUNCH OF WEIRD STUFF DEMON DUST is out now on Steam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wishlist it! buy it! buy it for your dog! review it!! make your dog review it!!!!!

I used to make money for a living

I'll tell you what it is!!! (What is it God dang it!?) ... It's some kinda Texas psychobilly freakout that's what it is!!!!

I'm low key obsessed with fat birds

Best Friends. 🤎🫂❤️ #DOOM

What if it turned out that the Jedi were kind of buttholes

Microslop seriously cannot develop even a single product without some degree of boneheaded jank. I'd be pissed if I wasn't so god damn impressed with the consistency.

It's illegal to compliment me

Ethan Winters, in the flesh. Or, rather, in the human suit...

I spend a lot of time thinking about sewers

I don't see enough people giving credit to Metal Gear Solid: Piss Babies just because it was released exclusively for the Microsoft Toilet

Hey, you there. Hey. Listen. Stop placing health pickups in front of doors and switches.

Take me back to the days when we were hand-wringing over "Is our children learning?"

I don't really have anything to post right now, thanks.

I want to learn to beat people up on the Internet

Oh shit I forgot to do my Christmas shopping

The older I get, the more I wonder: What's actually wrong with sewer levels?

press start 100 times to play the game

One unexpected consequence of the consumer PC hardware market evaporating overnight will be that more people are drawn to classic Doom, which famously can run on two pieces of string vibrating at the right frequency

I'm announcing it here first. I WILL be making a sequel to Forlorn. FIVELORN coming when it's done!

Excellent timing they chose to honor FORLORN today, I was totally planning to upload this composition from the soundtrack 😏 www.youtube.com/watch?v=XojO...

Still collecting my thoughts on both Forlorn AND Bitter Dream's OST being recognized in this year's Cacowards...but needless to say I'm floored! I'll probably work on a sappy DW post sometime after work today, but a preliminary thanks to my supporters, testers, and mapping cohorts 🥰

Little known fact about TNT: Evilution - if you noclip through Mount Pain, you get taken to the Back Pains 😲

Hey guys I'm pleased to announce that this weekend I'll be accepting my award as the first inaugural recipient of the Exxon Mobil + Haliburton + Tesla Peace Price I'm pretty freakin stoked after all the work I did

Guys stop being so ridiculous if we don't use AI in games how is the enemies going to do anything???

Hey everyone! If you like reading about Doom, the Waffle House team has posted our 2nd Annual Eggowards on Doomworld! We shout out our favorite projects from the past year in the hopes of sharing them with others. www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/...

I keep forgetting to finish what I star

I've uploaded another track from Forlorn's OST. I'm skipping around a bit, so here's Map 9's midi "Elephant's Foot". This is another one of my favorite's from the set. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBMF...

I'm a fan of fat birds

My dog farted

I manufacture spiders as a side hustle

Just uploaded the final song I wrote for Doom 2 in Rural Only (besides all the menu tracks). This is one of those tracks that just kind of apparates after seeing the map. Muumi created an absolutely stunning landscape that inspired me to drum this up in fairly short order. youtu.be/LLSgI0RGQhg

Hey everyone I've started uploading the music I composed for Forlorn. You can hear the first track (map 3's midi, b/c it's one of my favorites ever) here! youtu.be/Rl2_h4hOTKw

last night i jumped off the top of a dungeon

my biggest regret is that I never learned to play the keytar

Yesterday they invented a new bone. That really happened.

I just released some new maps on Doomworld. Please come check them out! www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/... "The world has moved on. Demons wander our abandoned civil infrastructure, feeding on the industrial waste, falling into an aimless cycle. Ages pass."

New MIDI has been uploaded. I'm very proud of both this song and the map I wrote it for. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBoj...

Hey guys hey Now uploading my compositions for Doom 2 in Rural Only, starting with this one I wrote for @myolden.bsky.social 's map! youtu.be/rIvqP6Gp0V0

Thanks to this stupid bullshit, I now have the Pokemon theme stuck in my head

New midi for Sunless Empire has been uploaded. I have a backlog of these to upload for other projects as well, so I hope to have a fairly steady stream of them in the coming weeks. youtu.be/lOc-nmhk1Lw

Been a while since I shared a Doom midi. This is the one I wrote for map 8 of Sunless Empire. youtu.be/ajEILylxAws

It's illegal to put a waterfall in your game with no secret behind it. If you do this you will go to jail.