My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social

The members who did the "don't follow illegal orders" video absolutely need to immediately do a "hey these were the illegal orders we were talking about and participating in them can expect to face consequences to the fullest extent of the law" video

Every American should be ashamed of who we are and what we have become as a nation today. We have a long history of military misadventures and even crimes but the attacks we have been conducting on Venezuela are among the most wanton, egregious and least defensible acts we’ve ever conducted.

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

She OWNS the police! #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

“Me born under Brixton sun. Me game called survivin’, at the end of much better movie.” #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

I feel cheated. All we’ve gotten so far are teenage dullards. #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

Zoinks!! #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

I see a decided lack of coffee and sandwiches in this lab. #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

What’s with the little Richard Scarry village there? #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

…Dr. Forrester? #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

I feel it speaks to the quality of this production that Carradine turned down the sheriff part. #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

“Well, now, that’s a zombie of a different color.” #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

Damn, I guess the cellar really isn’t the safest place. #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

They should just make a boat out of this acting, as wooden as it is and all #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

“Thanks just the same, ma’am, but I only go for the 90 proof stuff.” #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

It’s almost like green energy is the only way forward and a handful of oil barons are doing everything in their power to keep that from happening so they can get even richer at the cost of literally everything else in the world.

Great, they’ve discovered Bela Lugosi’s plantation #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

Everyone comes to this place cause the have a whole jukebox full of Hi-Lo’s records #TeenageZombies #BMovieManiacs

Will we start out with them as prepubescent zombies or #BMovieManiacs

Christofascism on the move

After watching this you’d be forgiven for thinking Irwin Allen had reached the absolute nadir of his filmography. I regret to inform you, however, that, you’d be wrong. G’night, all. Thanks for the fun and happy 2026. #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

I’m not saying this movie is long or anything, but it’s almost 2027 #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

A three-dollar bill, you say? #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

"Don't confuse me with some impotent bomb thrower. I'm all out of bombs." #BMovieManiacs #Poseidon72 #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure

This movie is absolutely not better than #Poseidon72 but it’s arguably a better #BMovieManiacs movie, if that makes sense #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure

Can’t they all get in the car and drive off the ship? #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

LO(and I can’t express this strongly enough)L at Boyle getting shot #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

Jesus, that foley. Is this the OK Corral or? #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

Shouldn’t all that metal be scalding to the touch? Or is it and they just can’t give a damn anymore? #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

I’m trying to decide whether the first film would be better or worse with wall-to-wall creaking foley #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

“I’ve seen old guys in there with kids as young with my daughter!” is a pretty damn 2026 line for a 1979 movie, I must say #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

Is she looking for letters of transit or #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

What is it with this franchise and loud, obnoxious Italian-American antagonists? #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

Please don’t say “double hernia”. #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

Happy 2026 to all the EST folks. We are now a quarter of the way through the 21st century. 🤯 #BeyondThePoseidonAdventure #BMovieManiacs

They did Shelley dirty here, but in the novel her character’s death is even crueler. #Poseidon72 #BMovieManiacs

If you ever read Paul Gallico’s original novel of this, be forewarned that there is a *seriously* effed-up subplot in it involving Susan and a random ship’s steward. But at least there’s no creepy “hot for the Reverend” scenes #Poseidon72 #BMovieManiacs

More acting through YELLING #Poseidon72 #BMovieManiacs

“We lost Acres.” No, Ernest, this one’s about a capsized ship, not a forest fire. #Poseidon72 #BMovieManiacs

If they made this movie now, the other people would be zombies or vampires or some shit #Poseidon72 #BMovieManiacs

I like that we have Jack Albertson to bookend the holiday season each year, with Miracle on 34th and #Poseidon72 #BMovieManiacs

“Why don’t you mind your own business?!!” There are no small parts, if you’re prepared to make them loud enough. #Poseidon72 #BMovieManiacs

“Did you like his music? …Well? Mister, where are you going?” #Poseidon72 #BMovieManiacs

Derek Smalls, we hardly knew ye. #Poseidon72 #BMovieManiacs

Just Panties: A Life of Stella Stevens #Poseidon72 #BMovieManiacs