If I get perv'd on by ONE more creepy old dude , I'mma snap.

hal🪽 hi guys ! just wanted to let yall know that the writer NEA ( NotEnoughAccounts , @elitepaprika ) is a manipulative , whiny ass who writes smut with underaged muses ( and then ages them up when caught JUST so they can continue writing lewd ), and loves writing zoophilia !

(( SCREAMS "I WANT SHIPS" TO THE SKIES. ))

[She WOULD be pouring ice lemonade on him as a prank, but she's too busy laying on the cool grass and trying not to die.]

珠. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝐈’𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝’𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐫! ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 珠.

YOU KNOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GOLD INGOTS, ETHAN. WHAT THE FUCK--

𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙪𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙩𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙨 ——————————————————–

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(( little wip for @aurummeddle.bsky.social :) ))

. . . Ugh.

[Walking out of Mt. Mortar, looking completely crumpled and tired.]

yuri day kicks ass it makes me want to merge without looking

Create a Little Homunculus Who Collects Stars For You

. . . Man, the multiverse is confusin'. Still, should ask my sorta-niece for advice on that thing I wanted to do. . .

(( fuckin'.. posts my dragon-y succubus kris art here and vanishes. idk i like how it came out but also it's a ref for her body type and general look even not as a succubus... anyway sorry. ))

((Stolen~))

Ughhhhh. . .

(( bsky.app/profile/king... smiles in another one))

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[Sniffle.]

Pretty much. Been pretty tight ever since. [The legendary Pokemon picks through the box of chocolates, piercing the ones it likes on it's clawed finger and popping it past its lips.] She gave me a few sick tattoos, too. But-- I'm guessing you noticed the lower one already, haha.

Yeah, that's what I said. [She laughs, Enamorus flying towards the shrine, to grab the box of chocolates and the berries offered.] She chose me when I was sixteen. . . that's when I heard her voice calling to me. She's a very sassy Pokemon, but-- she's the spirit of fertility. Ironic, ++

Listen, I'll explain once she's gone. [The pond begins to glow, the sun's rays piercing the water and making the apparent crystals and gems at the bottom of the pond tinge the whole area with rainbow light, and that's when in a puff of pink smoke, it appears. A strange Pokemon.] ++

[The shiny hunter scoffs.] You're turning into Ethan. Every time I say "I gotta pee, be right back", he goes "don't fall in". [A sigh, as she reaches into her backpack at the shrine's little island, and starts fishing out persim berries, a weird looking flute, and a box of chocolates?????]

Ah.. that reminds me. [Doesn't elaborate, as she walks to a rounded stone right near the edge of the pond, standing on it. A path of smooth stones appear as if by magic, and she hops them like stepping stones, towards the shrine. Silver cannot hop the stones, they disappear under the water.]

[in the middle of the clearing's waters, there's a small, unfamiliar shrine to a Pokémon, one you've never seen before.] I was climbing Mt. Mortar, trying to get to Mahogany Town... I heard a voice calling to me while I was lost as fuck in the mountain. . . Ever since, I visit on occasion.

[Kris starts to lead him. They were already pretty close to Mt. Mortar, and once they enter the mountain, she sprays a max repel and the two begin to climb, twists and turns until you see a cave exit... When they enter that, they've made it. Breathtakingly beautiful...]

. . . [She takes a moment to think, but it's hard when he's holding her hand.] I know of a secret spot in Mt. Mortar. . . A very secluded but beautiful mountain spring. . . C'mon. I'll take you there.

Any way I can help you not think about it? [She offers vaguely, extending a hand.]

"𝐀 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐥." 💓 + ⟳ #PKMNRP #PTRP #MVRP #PokemonRP

. . . I don't know for sure WHEN, but it better happen. Or else I'm fighting every person who denies you your freedom. [A simple response, but effective. Or so she helps.]

Yeah, I get that. Lot'sa shit on my mind too. . . If you wanna talk about anything, 'm here for ya, 'kay?

What's on your mind?

All the time. [Is already a latina baddie. . .Kris, come on.]

I dunno. It seems like a normal, nice height.

Yeah, that's why I'd wish to be 5'10'', just like two more inches.

Good. Consider your back and legs safe. . . for now.

I wish I was at least a few inches taller, but this height is alright, I suppose.

I won't if you stop braggin' that you're taller than me.

Liar.

Finally, someone who is my height!

Nnnnah, don't think so.

It's not that you're taller. You BRAGGING about being taller is what's pissing me off.

I will break you in half like a twig, fucker. Don't test me.

((PSA, if you don't know someone's fucking pronouns, ask or check their pinned. it is not rocket science.

. . . 5'8''. Ugh.