That Siegfried Sassoon sure could write 'em (when he wanted to).

That first chant Does not scan. But they don’t care In Times Square! ☮️✌️ —Lord (fixed it ⬇️) “Venezuela is not yours!” ✅

An interview with the one and only @oonahathaway.bsky.social:

He’ll “run the country” With whose money? China will pays us! 😃 If they don’t slay us. 😐 —LF (war for oil!) 🥳

*Faint Praise* Thanks for all the hearts! 💕 But if you don’t follow/repost Might as well be farts. 💨 (Like butter without toast!) —Not yours Apparently, Lord

Europe raising its hand: 🙋🏻‍♀️ “Uh, democracy stands For the rule of law.” Twump & GOP: (guffaw!) 😐 —LF (we’ve been invaded!) 😳 #Venezuela #poetry

“I guess Twump got Maduro. After a bit of murder.” (Oh.) “Why did he want Maduro?” “Nobody really sure.” (Oh.) “Seems illegal & IMMORAL!” 😮 “Yeah, a lot like the got Maduro.” —Yours, Lord #satire #poetry

*Oooops! Twump Speaks Truth* “But the election of Maduro Was a disgrace Just like my election Was a disgrace.” —LF (yep)

Besides, how stupid this is and how unethical this is. Is there anyone in any party who wants resume change in South America? Like who is this for?

“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked…” —Allen Ginsberg Poor Rex! Succumbed to a hex! —Lord Frederick

Everyone’s a lord or lady. 🙄 Being elite is getting shady! How to know who’s a real lord? Taste & wit! You won’t be bored. —Yours truly, Lord

*J6 Anniversary March* 😬 They’ll hold an anniversary riot? What will happen if they try it? “It’s ok if we’re indicted! 😳 Twump will pardon us! Excited!” —LF #satire #poetry

Just two very appreciative guys! At least they wore ties. 👔 —Lord

*AI No-mance* 😧 Tired of dealing with human lovers? “She just don’t totally agree!” Get yourself an AI other! 🤖💋 “I want a babe to mother me!” Is your mother fading fast? Get a mother that will last! 😃 Your wife can be your mother, dude! Both of them age twenty-two. 🤦🏻‍♀️ —Lord (natural lover!)

AOC: My name is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. and it is my deep honor and privilege to welcome you to the inauguration of our new mayor of New York City. Zohran Kwame Mamdani

Ms. Marcotte expects us to Not do what we usually do: Scroll Bluesky for memes & vids Like a bunch of high school kids! Amanda, take it from a poet— Keep it brief! A note like post it! “Actually reading” ain’t our style. Reading, like, takes awhile. 🤷🏻‍♀️ —Yours, Lord

Mary Sheffield was sworn in as Detroit’s 76th mayor, becoming the first woman to hold the office in the city's 324-year history

Uh, so don’t mock George Clooney If you’re a fat, ugly looney! 🤡 Hey, George, you can use this: “Soon you’ll need Russian citizenship.” —Yours, Lord

#portrait #glamour #johnperi #models #beauty #phoyoshoot

The church tried to co-opt it. The Soviets tried to ban it. Today, Ukraine's oldest New Year's celebration, Malanka, is making a comeback. It's a night when social scripts are flipped. Men dress up as women, the dead come to visit, and what's forbidden is allowed.

I suppose in Australia There’s no need for regalia Of any sort, being mostly beach And desert. But it’s a big reach, Being over thirty, to bare Yourself without a dare! 👀 We dress to please other eyes. Nudes look best in dimmer light. —LF (a nude prudist)

W.S. Merwin with a beautiful poem for the day that it is.

#HAPPYNEWYEAR 2026 wherever you are!!! ❤️

*2026* How I’m starting the New Year: Croissants & Brie, raspberry jam. Sheep are happy in the manger. Well, the ewes are. Not the ram! 🐑 🐑🐑 🐑🐑 🐏 I’ve got a fire in the hearth. 🪵 🔥 A pot of chili on the stove. All is well on all the Earth! 🌎 All it lacks is enough love. —Yours, Lord

Epstein files just keep growing! It’s like government is snowing! Don’t wish me a happy new year! Gonna be more of the same, dear. —Lord (but be happy anyway) 🥰

*Whom I Follow* My standards are very high: Unlikely if you’re a guy. LF 🤵🏻‍♂️

I defended satirical speech. And got berated & impeached. And eventually blocked! 😱 I was practically defrocked! 🤵🏻‍♂️ Lord Fred (holy moly)

Though some say I’m a sexy liberal I don’t take it very literal. I think they find my verses hot! Or they’re probably a bot. 🤖 🤵🏻‍♂️ Lord Fred #sexyliberal

Yes, But: A Poem on Moderation 🥃 If less is better, None ain’t best! Two English setters 🐶 🐶 Make a man blessed. But ten setters isn’t good! But beware of every “should.” 🤵🏻‍♂️ Lord of the Dogs 🐕

Pussyfooters 🐈‍⬛ Hey, say “pussy” all you want. A cat can be a pussy. 🐈 It’s just that some men flaunt Bad words cuz they’re a wussy. 🎩 Lord Fred (not a wuss)

Fortunately for me, Twump doesn’t read poetry! So I won’t be called a moron Or dumb, untalented or foreign. 🎩 Lord Fred (“slot filler”)

A Note on My Craft I use anti-heroic couplets Rather than prose or sonnets Because it’s harder to rhyme twice In a row than otherwise. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Not all my rhymes are perfect! I’m a poet, not a surgeon. 🤵🏻‍♂️ Lord Fred #poetry

Save Our Moon! 🌖 Let’s keep Musk & Bezos Off our Mistress Moon! They want to ram their rockets Into her virgin womb. 🤵🏻‍♂️ Lord Fred #poetry (keep 🚀 in pocket)

King is following 2 people. 😐 He’s followed by like half the nation! I’m not jealous cuz I’m able To use better punctuation. 🎩 Lord Fred (plus I don’t have to write novels!)

If Europe bans X We’ll have more time for sex. And for reading books! We can learn to cook! 👩🏻‍🍳 🤵🏻‍♂️ Lord (Musk’s algorithms 😱)

A poetic thread from Last January. Who is Cain? Don’t remember, actually…

“I Had Rather Give My Body…” I quote Shakespeare every night So by Sunday morning light My soul is free & solitary To do verse, not matrimony. But the Bard don’t always work: “Sorry, Romeo. Your soul’s a jerk.” 🤵🏻‍♂️ Lord Fred #poetry

King Don at Church 🤴🏻 King Donald was not amused! His royal person was abused!!!😱 “Oh Holy Bitch! She told the truth! I never been treated so uncouth! I demand an apology For defaming my Mythology! (Miller told me to put that in) Cuz shaming me is a BIG SIN!!” LF 🤵🏻‍♂️ #satire #poetry

Bird Flu Flight 😱 All the rich in the Hamptons Are flocking to Manhattan! “Staying here we’re sitting ducks! 🐣 We’d rather breathe exhaust from trucks.” 🛻 Lord Fred 🤵🏻‍♂️ #satire 🦆🦆🦆

Maga Christianity ✝️ ⚔️ “Love your neighbor? That’s for traitors! 😳 And what’s “mercy”? Sounds like heresy! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Let’s keep Mexicans away! Give us labor without pay!” Lord Fred 🎩 #satire ?

Farmers Stumped By Twump Farmers saying “wow, really? We didn’t think he’d be a freako though he held a Fascist Rally to make fun of Puerto Rico!” 🤦🏻‍♀️ Lord Fred 🤵🏻‍♂️ (sure fooled me)

Be Fine (a poem) To be intellectually superior Avoid the cynical cafeteria: It’s a place of worm & virus! To deflate a gluttonous tyrant Dine bravely on haute cuisine! High standards starve the mean. Lord Fred 🎩 #democracy

I always reach for my best booze When I read “says Ted Cruz.” Lord Fred 🤵🏻‍♂️ 🥃 (Ted is the soberest drunk) 🤪

*Not Porn* Sex is best a private game. (Imagination’s a better sport!) But nudity is art, not shame, In the hands of artistic sorts. Lord Fred 🤵🏻‍♂️ #artnude #poem

*I Feel, Therefore I Dumb* I feel that people need to say “I think.” To think requires thought: there’s a link! Everybody *feels* & no one thinks! No wonder our nation feels like on the brink. —LF 🤵🏻‍♂️ #philosophy #rhyme

*Men Make Things* 😳🤦🏻‍♀️ By now you’d think we learn Tech will soon be turned Into the tools of war: 🗡️💥 “Hey, my plowshare can be a sword!” —LF 🤵🏻‍♂️ #satire #tech #men

*MAGA Misery* I just wanted to own the libs! 🤦🏻‍♀️ So I ignored all Twump’s fibs. His felonies. His racist speech. All his brilliant bankruptcies. 😐 I assumed he wouldn’t hurt ME! Now all I own is misery. 😥 I miss the liberal’s democracy. 🤷🏻‍♀️ —LF #irony #satire #liberal #poem

*Justice is My Trade* This Lord will never water down! I don’t drink whisky like a clown. As for Labour, I’m like Byron: I sing for justice like a Siren! 🎶 —LF #Lords #satire #poetry