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Morning all Except racists bigots ableists zionists etc To all those ‘it’s too early to look at the polls’ people Here’s another one for you not to look at x

The toffees have got two strikers who couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo

Creepy American Psycho talks to ZioNazi Psycho

It was a difficult decision said Jenrick It was either Reform or the Labour Party x

In a surprise to no one

Morning all Except zionists bigots ableists racists etc The Labour Party First game of golf today in this new year x

‘It’s too early to look at the polls’ people won’t be liking this!

See Linehans weighed in on the Renee Good murder Protecting women and girls again

Another u turn Theirs one a week now Vote Green

Anyone looking for a decent murder mystery if you can stream this Might just be the one for you

Making soup again today and decided not to peel a farmer’s field full of vegetables so this casserole bag hopefully will do the heavy lifting!

Too early to be looking at polls says everyone who doesn’t like the results Stick with Starmer!

Morning all Except zionists bigots racists ableists etc The Labour Party Just Graham Linehan protecting woman again x

Golf is indeed cancelled due to the weather Hammering down x

See the tax cheat and ex Tory MP Nadim Zahawi has joined Reform which you can safely say is a refugee camp for failed Tory MPs and one failed Labour councillor and yet this man, Luke Akehurst gave an interview saying the LP should be pissing in the same pot for the same vote as Reform Vote Green

Man who charged the taxpayer for heating his stables for his horses on his MPs expenses and then got caught cheating the taxman to around the tune of £5m crawls out from beneath his rock and just joins Reform Apt Vote Green x

Morning all Except racists bigots zionists ableists The Labour Party 9 holes of golf booked for 12.40 Touch and go with the weather x

Oh right

Labour minister who’s all concerned over freedom of protest in Iran who’s complicit in the arrest of British pensioners for the crime of carrying placards x

Off out to buy a cheap walking coat because the decent winter one I have I’m too fucken fat to fit into

Afternoon all Except racists ableists zionists bigots etc Last clue was the Labour Party have all took it!

Well Penalty Shootout Everton took 3 Missed 3 Sunderland took 3 Scored 3 Everton aren’t we

Penalties UTFT. COYB.

Pulled that out the bag 1-1 extra time

Everton just making Sunderland look like 1970s Brazil

Awful first half 1-0 down

Well here’s something Over a crockpot full of soup! 😂😂

Screaming Beetroot with his finger on the pulse Still hasn’t figured out why him and Labour MPs like him have turned the Labour Party big tent into a telephone box

At least he’s admitted it Been breaking international law by stealth since 1945 x

Married 41 yrs this year and my Wife’s just noticed the postman’s not wearing his glasses today!

Johnny Seven

Morning all Except bigots racists zionists ableists etc The Labour Party Like this take tho x UTFT

Funny When the Johnson government was u turning every 5 minutes that was the sign of a government in chaos Looks like you can have it both ways x

From this to that

A tale of two posts!

Oh

Great All fuck off to threads or somewhere Don’t need the bullshit tbh

Well That’s just cleared all that up

Gone from 1-0 up to 1-1 and now a man sent off for fuck all Moyes just been booked

HT 1-0 up UTFT. COYB.

First start for Harrison Armstrong UTFT. COYB.

Game Night Still getting over the tonking we got at home against Brentford last weekend and here we are again UTFT. COYB.

Missed this gem yesterday Won’t be ignoring these polls after May

Blue Labour just casually turning the party to dust🎉🎉

Got a massive deficit in the polls Vote Green

Just what the country needs This ratbastard Vote Green x

Playing golf Hit the worst 7 iron shot known to man out the woods Got a titty lip on and wrapped the 7 iron around a tree the metal shaft split and I ended up with 5 stitches on my middle finger 25 yrs ago Still gets brought up

Morning all Except bigots racists ableists zionists etc The Labour Party From last night vegetables to the crockpot to this morning Ready for the fridge and freezer x

Good night all Except zionsts bigots ableists racists etc The Labour Party This is the business x