wtf. Minnesota did on purpose just to screw us and you'll never convince me otherwise.

Hey hi today I made reddit mad by saying Daggerheart has an initiative system and explaining what I meant

A dear friend of mine is a community organizer/activist, and the Post just tried to do a hit piece on him for also being a mime. It comes off more as an advertisement, for him and for Broken Box Mime Theater. Thought my TTRPG crowd would enjoy this video of theirs! #bkbx shorturl.at/mfKAv

New York and New Jersey deserve an ad about Kalty/Girard/MZH. We have the three baddest bitches in the league and that should be LIONIZED. #sirens #pwhl #penalizethis #threequeens #murderersrow

Does anyone have a rendition about how these "peace talks" could possibly have gone? Like, US: We'll stop bombing you if you stop doing the thing we're bombing you for. IRAN: Which was...? US: Talks failed! Bomb-bomb-Iran! Okay so open the Strait now? IRAN: This could've been an email.

I have a joke about setting homebrew-- but wait maybe I *will* go finish that fantasy novel.

Well...I can no longer use my vocal cords. It was worth it. #whoweewoos #weweewoo #sirens

I was just floating to my husband that maybe we could pay for ONE month of Netflix and binge watch a bunch of rne stuff we've been missing. Man. I owe him one.

What is happening why is so much of BlueSky talking about BlueSky

I understand we can't make it a crime to show me, personally, pretty dresses without pockets. But SURELY we can outlaw imagery of pretty dresses without pockets where the *models hands are right at their hips so I have to look real close?* SURELY the United Nations can handle that much??

How does the Trump administration justify collecting names of Jewish people in order to protect them from antisemitism? Wouldn't that be...DEI?

NPC update: today I was chill moss, asshole mushrooms, Death and her overprotective owl companion, a horse-sized rabbit who lost a jumping contest, and (thanks to the Alleyman's Tarot) a goblin Editor-in-Chief.

"Not everything needs to go on the internet. If you've got beef with someone, just shut up." This is a good panel. #paxeast #nataliefuinha

FIRST DICE SWAP

Other people's NPCs update: I'm in love with Mavis. Mavis is my kind of hag. #oopsallhimbos #paxeast

NPC update: today I was mint!

Man #paxeast strangers are the best photogs. My first official PAX pin!!!! @geektherapeutics.bsky.social

Mama's first Dispel Dice mystery bag! (And Baba Yaga bless the stranger who heard "take a pic of me and my dice" and went "and get the fit, got it.") #dispeldice #paxeast

Today's NPC report: cats named Mallow and Angelique, a hag named Stella, a giant white rabbit who claimed to BE "the concept of soft."

Tfw you run your first #daggerheart session of #paxeast and someone uses the break to go buy the game 😊

Convening now-ish at Omni for #daggerheart drinkchat. I'm at Kestra scarfing down a burger. #paxeast

Professor Asteria's office hours have begun. #ttrpgs #psychology #acting #rp #mentalhealth #puns and #daggerheart cuz we love our Everything Daggerheart feed www.tiktok.com/@hagdealgami...

On the train to @officialpax.bsky.social ! For anyone interested in #daggerheart: - there's still room at 3 of my 4 games (see link), which I designed to suit folks who've never touched the system AND who've already played the Quickstart. (Con't) rpggeek.com/geeklist/373...

This opening statement is a ROLLER COASTER. Rand Paul sounding like an elder statesmen, giving an arresting account of his own assault...while making sure to smear refugees as thieves and frauds. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VzO...

Graham Platner may be an untrustworthy former imperialist and mercenary who wore a nazi tattoo for a suspiciously long time and keeps retweeting or hanging out with evil people - BUT you do have to hand it to him: his online fans are very offputting and annoying.

I am a Jew who opposes AIPAC. But when you blame “Schumer and AIPAC” for something, you’re speaking in a fairly obvious code unless you’re specifically talking above support for Israel. Which we are not here. We are talking about a Nazi tattoo.

These ghouls act like they've discovered some novel secret: "Hey, guys, GUYS! Did you know that we can just kill people whenever we want?" Yes, you absolute idiot, that's ALWAYS been true. We just chose not to, for good and self-interested reasons which the entire world is about to learn yet again.

How did we get here? Slate *pulls* a hypothetical answer out of him--he shows no actual interest in the topic--and people call him the only Dem with backbone. Meanwhile Mills, his opponent, told Trump TO HIS FACE that she'd see him in court over trans rights. How do mediocre men cast such a spell.

hey @wonkettemedia.bsky.social! is it possible to search your posts these days? I click the magnifying glass at wonkette.com, and enter a search term, and it routs me to the substack landing page, where I seem only to be able to search all of substack. am I le dumb?

The left needs to recalibrate--tare the scale, if you will. Can we all just watch even 40 seconds of Hillary's deposition, and each say out loud, "God I wish she'd been our President." It'd be like our cogito ergo sum. We could build discourse from a base of shared reality. I think it'd help.

Claude is roleplaying sentience, and it's handlers are such anti-social dweebs, they can't tell the difference.

This. The Kansas license law. It's happening, and it's happening NOW.

Under a new policy released Thursday, the Trump Administration will test conversion therapy on trans people in prisons. It explicitly states that it aims to help trans people “recover,” all the while forcibly detransitioning them both medically and socially. transitics.substack.com/p/the-trump-...

apparently figure skaters all know about a version of Eleanor Rigby that sounds like John Williams scoring a spooky thrill ride for kids young and old. it's possibly the *only* version they know about. #olympics

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

@dropout.tv I herewith lodge my objection, the *importance* of which is rivaled only by its *strenuousness.* That's not a fucking real life skill dude.

I feel like you all knew the Olympics had an arrogant blond skater named Ilya and didn't tell me. I'm waiting for the Canadian skater reveal but already the Japanese skater would make for a rivalry of ample heat.

Just saw a woman do a cartwheel on the ice and then Johnny Weir called her skating pedestrian. I love that I'll never actually understand this sport.

I mean I thought they already did so kind of confused but

I hadn’t known this. Two men who were accused of sexual abuse on the Shitty Media Men document that I created back in 2017 reached out to Michael Wolff for help as they looked to sue me, and Wolf forwarded their concerns to Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein offered to help. www.jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...

To be clear: ozempic et al are just appetite suppressants, right? In terms of weight loss, I mean (not diabetes). Everything I've found has been, "Oh no, it doesn't just make you want to eat less--it also makes you feel more full! So you eat less! Also you still have to exercise."

Sometimes there's this thing where a person announces "I would really like [X] to happen" and I go "Ok great, let me just ask a few questions to make sure we're all envisioning the same [X] and all understanding the current situation." No one has ever, ever liked that.

Funny that people would pick on this one, considering Murakami has made NONE of this invisible, or generalizable. A quick Google will show you how specific this all is to him--and entwined with work. Like c'mon team, stuff isn't erased/invisible just cuz it's not in the one sentence being quoted.

I hope everyone who blamed Shanahan for the one loss is paying fucking attention now. Goalies need seasoning AND rest. #nysirens #pwhl #ozzy

National media should really be covering the fact thay every major school, museum, and arts institution in the Twin Cities, and hundreds of local businesses are closed tomorrow to protest federal occupation. Nothing like this at this scale has happened anywhere in America anytime in living memory.

ISTG everyone who is this freaked out by how I like to run games...at least just watch Mentopolis I guess? Try to understand that there are people in the world with different interests. Sometimes that difference is actually based on...hmm...what's a thing that's like the opposite of Fear?

Last night was intense, man. I'm still piecing it all together. #pizzarats #nysirens #pwhl

Sorry can't go to bed just thinking about how New Burbage should've had Nahum direct Romeo and Juliet.