Why impeachment Pete Hegseth now? The Republican majority in both houses make it almost impossible to succeed. Midterms (if they are held freely) could change that

I'm not sure what sport this is

What are Real Madrid complaining about? They did this to themselves

Carlos Alcaraz Credits Success To Tennis Being Easiest Game In The World https://theonion.com/carlos-alcaraz-credits-success-to-tennis-being-easiest-game-in-the-world/

Barca score after 4 mins. Had a feeling this one wasn't over

If I were West Ham manager, I'd have ordered every member of the squad to grow their hair long to maximise the chance of someone on the opposition pulling it and picking up a bitchy red card. Nuno out

I can go back to hating Man U again now. And not a moment too soon

Oh what's this now? Man U have decided to show up 70 mins late and a man short?

Imagine being JD Vance. You can call the 25th. You've just released a book about transitioning to Catholicism, yet you have to show public fealty to a guy who posts AI pics depicting himself as Jesus, and is now attacking the pope! Yeah, imagine not having a spine

Not enjoying this. Won't be back

Carrick out

Getting ready to spend the next 90 minutes cheering for Man United

Difficult decision

Back to back! Get in Rozza!

What's an appropriate punishment for those loudmouth yanks at golf majors who shout "GET IN THE HOLE!" the moment anyone takes a put? I say fairway driver to the kneecap. How else will they learn?

Goodbye and good riddance to Viktor Orban. Thank you Hungary for voting against authoritarianism

Seeing one of the Super League cartel get relegated would be so sweet

Don't just hang it in The Louvre. Remove every painting in The Louvre, and replace it with this ....

American foreign policy:

Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."

Full time!!! Sunderland 1-0 Tottenham They're staying in the bottom 3! 😀😀😀😀

99 mins ......

Make that 11 mins stoppage time

88 mins on the clock. Probably at least 8 mins stoppage time

Nope ☹️

Sunderland asking for a penalty .....

I think Brobbey might see red for that

Romero looks dead

Goooooooooooooooooooooooal! Sunderland 1-0 Tottenham Come on quasi Geordies!!!!!

The spineless Republicans who have enabled this doe the last decade need to act now. Do whatever they have to do, just get rid of this obnoxious idiot now before he does any more damage

No penalty!!! Oo-ah up the VAR! And ... up the quasi-geordies too!!

There they are. Referee being sent to screen 🙏

Soft penalty awarded to Tottenham. Come on VAR, where are you?

Nervously watching the Sunderland vs Tottenham match. I miss Igor Tudor already. Hope Sunderland do us a big favour. Come on you quasi Geordies!!!!!

Ugh

HUZZAH!

Get innnnnnnn!

Only one match today that matters, the Devon Derby. Come on Exeter City!!!!!

Have all the treats in the world!

I've been giving this guy a lot of stick all season, but he delivered the luck as promised tonight. Well deserved tummy rub on its way #WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm

How did Wolves manage to play Max Killman in every minute of every match, sell him, and still get worse?

4-0!! Mavropanos on a hatrick now. Winston in Spurs down #WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm

But maybe for Mavrapanos?

He's only gone and done it again!! 3-0!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS! Taty!!!! 2-0!! Winston is delivering! #WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm

2nd half is going to be insane

Don't look now, but Spurs are in the bottom 3, and it's April

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooœoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal! (goal). Mavropanos you glorious Greek God!!! Winston in #WestHam #WHUFC #COYI #waFm