I formally announce my candidacy for president of the United States. My first action will be to cancel the affordable health care act. American citizens will then immediately be covered by the same policy as the senators and congressmen.

So. Trump is being modest about the truth with his hands. It's STIGMATA. It happens when republican low education mouth breathing sister kissers, put him on the cross. He accepts the pain of being rich and its burden. Like mother Theresa he watches suffering and does nothing.

Wow! Iran left a thank you note in their locker room thanking LA for its hospitality during the World Cup. Be sure you read the last line: “May peace, respect, and friendship prevail among all nations.” (Source: Reuters)

I never wanted to be a prophet. Trump only has a short time to live. One other member of his family will also go shortly after. They will not be buried at a golf course.

Peace and love for you and yours. Your posts make me smile.

My birthday is the same as Trump. I am nothing like him with one exception. Here it is. "No one hates Trump as much as I do. I am the biggest Trump hater. No one knows as much about Trump as me. Trump is the biggest fattest liar ever. No one has ever seen someone who hates Trump as much as me!!!!!!

DONALD TRUMP ALREADY HAS MY BALLROOM. AND IT'S ON THE END OF HIS CHIN.

I just found out that John Mellancamp is as stupid as John Voight and James Woods. He thinks the Civil War was about the ports in the south not sending some of their business to North ports.

Drawn by Dr Seuss over 50 years ago.

Starting today you can reserve your one and only DANS American made cell phone. You can deposit your request for it as a confirmation of acceptance to consider actually making one.

As an atheist I was surprised by a vision I had, that because Howard Lutnic lied so much he was going to suffer a neck injury and will wear a neck brace.

Cartoon by @dccartoonist.bsky.social

86/45-47

86 is a bartender term meaning a person is cut off from drinking and must leave the bar. It also refers to alcohol percentage. Alcohol is 80% or 90%, but no alcohol is 86 proof.

Are we sure that the alleged gunman wasn't a doordash delivery man.

How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...

Melania told Hegseth the best speech is a plagiarized speech.

When Stephen Hawking warned about making ourselves and our planet known to unfriendly aliens, he was actually talking about us (white people)as the aggressors.

A 48 hour deadline that Trump has set, will prove how full of shit he is, when it passes and he didn't act. But thank goodness he is stupid.

However Trump handles this war,it's going to escalate,right before the November elections. Close enough that he will require paper ballots and cancel all elections.

It's not a WAR. The same way pearl harbor was not a WAR.

MESSAGE FROM NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE: TRUMP DIDN'T RECEIVE THE NOBEL BECAUSE WHEN HE CHANGED THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT TO THE WAR DEPARTMENT, WE KNEW HE WAS A CRAZY FUCK!

Well shit. Ok. If you have ever watched a thriller movie about a world wide pedophile ring. And you think it has similarities to the Trump-Epstein files. Now,with Lex Wexners testimony, would be the part of the story where the one who can't stop talking gets wacked.

I canceled Paramount today because of Colbert Talarico

WE need a 28th amendment that specifically removes whatever SCOTUS thought gave Trump immunity.

Illegitimi non carburundum.

Has anyone besides me wondered why Trump hasn't mentioned Fort Knox, since he mentioned it at the beginning of his second term. I think he was told to keep his mouth shut. His handlers are planning to rob it. Believe it.

These people are terrorists. Full stop.

I played this game. It was called Manhunt. Wtf.

When you see a frightened person who is frightened by the people who are trying to take their freedom,you have to stand up. Paraphrasing Moody Blues.

When we accept and protect immigrants, we get people who will love America. When we take land or take another country we create an underground network of righteous dissent.

Donald Trump WAS nominated for the Nobel. Anyone can nominate someone. You can nominate your neighbor. But all Trump got was a dollar store participation trophy.

Scott Adams didn't convert to Christianity. He succumbed to his fear of death.

I'm the grandson of a son of Denmark. I love America but I'll stand with Greenland.

BE PATIENT AND REMEMBER. EVERYTHING TRUMP IS DOING NOW IS EXACTLY WHAT WE KNEW HE WOULD DO. ITS ALL PART OF THE SCRIPT AND IS NECESSARY TO ACCUMULATE EVIDENCE FOR THE 25TH AMENDMENT. CRAZY IS THE GOP PLAYBOOK.

If there was an all knowing god, why didn't he know that in the 21st century we call someone who rises from the dead a zombie.

Don't be surprised when one of the Venezuela tankers has a hidden bomb and blows up and kills a lot of people. War,huh,good god y'all. What is it good for.

How can real republicans not understand that maga are not republicans. It's got to be low intelligence. Trump loves the uneducated.

Maga is so stupid, they don't understand that they love war. As long as it's over there.

I can create a health care insurance plan for the entire country in one second. Americans are now covered by the same plan as congress and the senate. There. That was easy.

If you give away lottery tickets as stocking stuffers for Christmas. And the person wins the jackpot. I'm just saying why not sign the back of it before you give it to them.

Trump needs a shock collar to wake him up.

❤️❤️❤️

As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly

I AM ANTIFA

Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆

Poor people don't deserve Obama care. They deserve the same insurance the senators and congressman have!