"I should've gotten the Nobel Prize for each war, but I don't say that." Bitch, what

It is past time for a straight jacket and grippy socks

Seriously, we don't bully Trump. The unhinged part of my brain wants to join Truth Social so I can mock him and his cankles every time he posts.

I just wanna be clear concerning the Church protest in Minneapolis... and please feel free to disagree are you more concerned with the sanitation of the worship experience Than the dehumanization of the human beings around you?

Evangelicals are the most melodramatic bitches on the planet

Too many times I've had to explain to white men -- and it's always white men -- the difference between working class and blue collar.

Kristi Noem is unbelievably stupid.

At this point, I would not be surprised to find that some Senate Dems are members of the Heritage Foundation. Absolutely fucking useless.

NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

New from @stevanzetti.bsky.social and @tristanl.ee: Through analysis of publicly available information, interviews and in-person observation, the Observer identified multiple companies in the Dallas-Fort Worth area operated by individuals with connections to Patriot Front.

Honestly, we really don't bully Trump enough

Happening Now: Hundreds of protesters are holding a noise demo outside of the Graduate by Hilton Hotel in Minneapolis where ICE agents are reportedly staying. Drums, guitars, pots and pans are in-tune to "fuck ICE" and "ICE out" chants. Riot police are currently in the lobby.

I love this for Bovino

Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

Ice is in Echo Park rn pass it on

Schumer is useless and complicit

this man wants to be Obama so bad

wtf is this headline

All the things I want to say will have secret service agents at my door...

shrinkflation pisses me off more than rising grocery prices because tf you mean my favorite ramen is now a 4-pack instead of 5

A reader comments "So the elimination of 30 million girls is now a sad story about how men are lonely?"

This sequel to Weekend at Bernie's sucks

What's the saying? An apple a day prevents severe asthma attacks 🙄

I'm sorry... two?

The things I think should happen to this man and his ilk would get me suspended from this hellscape

Trump is basically a dumber, slower Smaug.

I know she's not talking about that rehydrated corpse we call health secretary...

So none of us will be getting any work done today

Just when I feel bad about trolling the shit out of Joyce Carol Oates, she goes and tweets something...

The legislation, expected to become law this week and end the longest government shutdown in U.S. history, looks like it would allow the aggrieved senators to sue the government for at least $500,000 in statutory damages. www.huffpost.com/entry/govern...

Everything's terrible, but National Geographic has uploaded full When Sharks Attack episodes to YouTube.

They're going to weekend at Bernie's this man, aren't they?

I believe they call this fatherless behavior

Rediscovered the joy of reading and it feels so good

If John Fetterman wants to go home that bad, he can always resign...

I miss NYC

Woke up to discover we're in yet another war. I know what I'm doing today.

Eric always reminds us he exists in the worst ways

The best advice I can offer people is to stop expecting wealth class owned media and wealth class owned politicians to snap out of it. They’re doing exactly what they’re supposed to do. It’s our work to accomplish and it will happen organically. Sorry that there aren’t shortcuts. It’s on us.

no one wants to be there lol

god I love this for him

I've been to funerals with more enthusiasm

I will never understand why someone whose business relies on advertising would run their mouth like this.