I moved halfway across the country, and now I get to live with my best friend!

Waluigi is a Drag King, there I said it

I love love, and I hate hate. This sounded more profound in my head lmao

I am running on Adderall, coffee, and a PB&J I found in the pantry

My Album Of The Year:

My archetype is Squirrel-girl (no, not the superhero)

I’m back and better than ever >:3 (translation: the hospital let me go early)

I’m officially 29 years old :3

“Do you think God stays in heaven because He too lives in fear of what He’s created?” His name is Catthew Bartholomeow Forest, he is my son, and I will protect him at all costs

2.5 hours until witching hour. Nobody do anything stupid they’ll start a new Salem Trials I STG lmao

My fucking username tracks heavy right now lol fucking psychosis hehehe

I know I haven’t been on here much lately. I’m very been really distracted by a writing project I’m doing. But I wanted you all to know that I’m not dead and that I’m still here. I’m still me even in this type of reality that’s not connected to the fabric that everyone calls “reality” right now lol

Gods I just want to keep talking much ado about nothing I remember that title from school about a play where it was like something happens but I don’t remember it. I feel like an imposter writing this because like it could easily be faked but I’m not a fucking phony, I’m not a liar I don’t do that

These character limits do not justify the true amount of word vomit I can produce in one sitting. Am I saying a lot? Yeah but am I saying a lot? No I’m saying so much nothing that it makes me seem to be a non entity. I know what that means but don’t ask me to define it, I’ll get stuck in my mind lol

Inner thoughts do not reflect outward actions and instead add a dissonance to the experience of me. What I’m allowed to do is dictated by powers outside my control and falls under the discretion of these stupid fucking bullshit entities that no one else has to deal with. Not me saying I’m unique lol

I STG this timeline exists ONLY because we killed that damn gorilla. Prove me wrong.

Happy Witching Hour

What are four albums that would serve as an introduction to your tastes? *internal screaming* only four?!

my brain feels like alphabet soup

I did a deep dive into the story of “Preacher’s Daughter” (yes I know I’m late, mind yo business) and holyfuckingshit WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME IT WAS GOING TO DESTROY MY HEART?!?!

Breakthrough psychosis is like stubbing an ingrown toenail, or getting salt in an open wound.

“What I wouldn’t give to be in church this Sunday, listening to the choir all singing: ‘God loves you, but not enough to save you,’ so babygirl good luck taking care of yourself” -Ethel Cain

respectfully, every billionaire should wipe they ass with gympie gympie leaves

Billionaires create wealth the way ticks create human blood.

I’m in my creative writing era

i been lost in the sauce, sorry y’all lmao

Showing up to the function blasting “Trap Queen” by Fetty Wap out the JBL speaker.

I must not kill myself. Killing myself is the myself killer

you know what, fuck you (no, not you, them) *un-mozzarella’s your sticks*

my little A/C, doing her absolute best

*waves in cyclothymia*

them: "how could you hate summer?" me: "oh yeah no, I simply adore feeling like i'm cooking from the inside out. i live for this oppressive suffocating heat. i love having weeks of progress of my mental health collapse like a sand castle in front of me. yeah summer is so great."

@cigarettepussy.bsky.social Happy birthday, boss!

i’d be able to handle this heatwave if I had a fat pussy -_-

im just a girl who wants a fat pussy, if you even care

did an awesome Tarot reading on myself x3

so there's a real vehicle called an eBussy

i just want a fat fucking pussy, is that too much to ask for? smdh

this is where id keep my pussy, IF I HAD ONE

low iron gang stand up! *faints*

i’m not dead yall, just got sucked into the void for a few days, but i crawled back out again >:3

when ur depressed but also ur ADHD isn’t medicated music.youtube.com/watch?v=ywib...

PSA for everyone going to protests

babe, would you still love me if i were a 4-dimensional parallelepiped? 🥺👉👈

it’s my 1-year hrt anniversary, y’all!!! 🥳🥳🥳

babe i know it’s cliche, but would you love me if i was a worm?

chat, i slammed my weesnaw in the car door. i slammed my fucking weesnaw in the fucking car door.

i know this is a departure from my usual goofery but PLEASE SHARE & RESKEET THIS!!! youtu.be/wLFg1qIw7yk?...