My dream Knives Out Cast

@dieworkwear.bsky.social I never dress up beyond like a standard black/dark blue suit but my wife (who is a whole human being in her own right) has a big thing today and I wanted to look nice for her but not boring. How did I do? Feel free to roast/provide suggestions

Don’t bring your wolf to a coffee shop

Pad Thai for dinner tonight. This dish was my white whale for quite a while. It comes together so fast you HAVE to have everything prepped before you start. Tamarind sauce and fish sauce are key ingredients. Par cooking the noodles in a shallow pan with boiling water helps too. #homecook #bbqmunity

Good evening

Pizza night on the Gozney Arc XL. 3 NY style pies. #bbqmunity

Literal cult shit

Some pork ribs, ox tails, and vanilla ice cream with olive oil and salt for dessert. #bbqmunity

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

On vacation this week and first stop was to pick up some Negroni oranges from the food hall. @tyrellmayfield.bsky.social knows

Carne asada for Father’s Day #bbqmunity

@tyrellmayfield.bsky.social seen on a Trader Joe’s instagram feed. Any ideas?

New Japanese Curry technique. Caramelize the onions before bringing everything together. Warning: this takes a LONG time. I was cooking them for 45 minutes and still didn’t get them down to where I wanted them. #BBQmmunity

More people should watch this miniseries

@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social idk if you’re still doing synth pop but this slaps

Last nights pizzas!

Japanese curry & beer for dinner

If you tell me something starts at 9:30 I will be there at 9:20. If you tell me to arrive at 9:30 I will arrive at 9:30 (depending on parking etc). I may be late and I’m really sorry about that but it’s the way I am sometimes 😬

Looks like I’ll have to add Malort to the mute list. We get it Chicago has a terrible regional liquor

Blackthorne: You tell him that the prevalence of administrative burdens is simply too high!! It benefits no one, the paperwork, the redeterminations, it's the very government inefficiency you claim to despise!! Mariko: The Ajin is displeased about the GOP medicaid plan.

Don’t make me carve the sign into a baseball bat. *for legal purposes this is a funny joke

If you are interested in seeing a violent, entertainment film go see Sinners!

Imagine making a dish however you want and Tom Nichols breaks down your kitchen door to berate you. Oh wait, social media isn’t real life and you can still do as you please?! Grow up people

DAVID BROOKS SAYS GENERAL STRIKE NOW AND BILL KRISTOL SAYS ABOLISH ICE

Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

I think your problem is you’re standing too close to the ball… after you hit it

Hey @tyrellmayfield.bsky.social ready for that Negroni - pizza trade?

It was a split vote between pancakes and waffles this morning so I’m doing both

What’s worse, what’s happening with the markets and *everything* or my ladle handle falling into the pancake batter?

Made some pizza today

At first I was bummed out because I can’t go to LA, BUT, I can watch on the live stream! Look forward to this!

I’m starting a go fund me to send this stupid asshole to Moscow. Who wants in?

@tyrellmayfield.bsky.social just got off the Disney Wonder and enjoyed a few libations to make everything a bit better. Their barrel-aged Negroni featuring Bulldog Gin, Lillet Bianc, & Aperol was inspired

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Veterans with a service related disability have access to commissary’s too! Probably not a lot of people though/s

Last night’s pizza. Sausage, jalapeño, & mushroom and a 1/2 cheese and pep. This was 60% hydration dough, think I’m going to 62 or 64% next cook

One of my favorite opening prologues. Up there with “Oceans are now Battlefields” and “ nothing of what you are about to see…. ever happened”

You sarcastic motherfucker

Well put. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/will-the-f...

My hot take is I think the reporting has been fine. Whenever a major event like this happens you’re going to have to balance between getting information out and vetting it as to be 100% accurate. The public has some responsibility as being a consumer of news in the digital age…

Mr. Inbetween

Pizza alert! 1/2 cheese 1/2 pepperoni & a mushroom, red onion, black olive, and anchovy pizza with ricotta and hot honey added after. Dough was put together this morning, 60% hydration with bread flour. One got a bit too toasted but otherwise very happy with these. #pizza #homecook #BBQuminty

Continuing the tradition of Christmas Pizza my mom started 30 some years ago. #bbqmunity

10/10

Pizza night #pizza #bbqmunity #gozney

Imagine thinking Trump needs a precedent to be utterly corrupt