My body is basically a group project where nobody’s doing their part

Preparing for a doctor's appointment is wild. Let's write down my symptoms so I don't forget my own symptoms. *deep sigh*

DOCTOR: This med might cause side effects like fatigue, nausea, diarrhea, and depression ME: *laughs* How would I know?

I've done this lots of times lol

The only thing that grows stronger within me is the visceral need to go full Hannibal Lecter on all those useless doctors and specialists.

A little louder for all the doctors pretending not to hear at the back

"Wow! Look at that gigantic medical binder you brought with you!", says the grimacing nurse who wishes you'd die so she wouldn't have to ever see your medical binder again.

We decided the word for arranging Halloween skeletons into various scenes in the front yard is “Necroscaping”

The great actress Diane Keaton has left us at the age of 79. Too soon to say good-bye to the woman who made us smile at the quirky Annie Hall, and who broke our hearts in Reds. Your charm and talent will be sorely missed.

THEM: Are you okay? ME: Yeah, but change the topic before my body figures it out *a flare has entered the chat*

I have learned that someone going by the handle Barry Gratitude and/or KJ Walker on the Hannibal TV subreddit (and who knows where else) is claiming to own Hannibal props and is selling them, except I OWN THREE OF THE ITEMS he claims he has. Be aware of the scammer! #Hannibal

My digestive system tolerates a lot, just not food.

Doctor: What triggers your symptoms Me: Breathing

Doctor: What brings you here today? Me, having a bad brain fog day: Bold of you to assume I remember.

Me: I'm going out Chronic Illness: Let me get my coat

I think I speak for everyone with chronic illness when I say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

When you're in sensory overload and nobody will leave you alone... murder is okay.

ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE RUDE

Nobody sighs louder than an uninterested doctor asked to run a few tests.

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This year's Beyond Fest lineup is stacked, with titles ranging from BUGONIA to DUST BUNNY and more. Check out the full list here.

It's almost time to be cold and sick instead of hot and sick. 🥳

For obvious reasons, I will not be reincarnating again

Oh so it's not just me thinking I'd probably get better treatment from a vet than I did from various doctors and specialists. Good. Good good good good good.

And then they make it to the Rolodex...😈

"This too shall pass." Ooooh. I hope "this" is me!!