my upstairs neighbor if stomping so loud the walls shake was a full time job

watching texas chainsaw massacre on my roommate’s mom’s prime video profile just like God intended

back on hinge only matching with other demisexual and asexual baddies. wish me luck (I have tried this so many times)

rahhh I LOVED the pitt but severance made me writhe on the floor in agony after every episode. this is tough

for my fellow #severance heads, just saw this on tumblr the back of britt lower’s acceptance speech 😭😭 god i love her #emmys

I should rewatch severance

Tramell Tillman wins Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series at the #EMMYs for ‘SEVERANCE’ He makes history as the first Black actor to win the category.

HACKS DUAL WIN IS SOOOO DESERVED

Britt Lower stuns at the 2025 #Emmys

SEVERANCE WORLD DOMINATION

BRITT WON #SEVERANCESWEEP

my poor roommate has to hear me say “omg [actor name] was so good in [show name]” every time they show a nominee

TRAMELL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

parker posey robbed

M 83 from SSO - From Ángel López-Sánchez - https://flic.kr/p/2iAMe9K

how it felt walking into five below and asking if they had bobs burgers and south park blind boxes

buster’s subplot in every arrested development episode

forgot to update but it was a blast

trying to focus on my class work but can’t stop doing excited leg bounces for spinal tap tonight

IM SEEING SPINAL TAP 2 TONIGHT LETS GOOOOOOO

just got to this scene in my arrested development rewatch. he just like me fr

watching the studio rn and it’s SOOOO good. can’t believe it took me this long to check it out

opened up safari to the google search I evidently made last night before posting this

when regular-sized rudy shows up in a bob’s burgers episode

turns out I missed six new bobs burgers episodes this summer????? wtf

me trying to get my key in the door while drunk: fuck you sherlock season 1 episode 1 fuck you sherlock season 1 episode 1 fuck you sherlock season 1 episode 1

this is my first time watching football in my new apartment and my upstairs neighbors are gonna hate me for the next few months

WE’RE SO BACK

okay longhorns LOCK IN

man they always put butters through the most traumatizing shit 😭😭

saw her again today. either her face is permanently frozen into a scowl or I have a new opp

I hope the lady who scowled at me in the garage because I was blasting the doobie brothers in my car has a terrible day

coming back to grad school was fun until I remembered the dormant crush I’d been battling for the entirety of last semester

sorry for sandwichposting it will happen again

just had the most delicious chicken salad sandwich with grapes on it

grateful my annual college football hyperfixation is back. my mental wellbeing every saturday depends on a 20 year old’s ability to throw and catch a ball

btw horns lost that’s why I haven’t been online

lowkey sandwiches are kinda the greatest thing ever invented by humans

I’m giving up alcohol this semester except for beer and tito’s

also I’ve been rewatching arrested development and enjoying a lil hyperfixation on that

hey gang. started the new semester but I’m chilling. how is everyone

my ego is gonna be the thing that keeps my cognitive skills intact in the AI era because you can never convince me that ch*tgpt is a better writer than me

why has it taken me four days to unpack

rewatching arrested development while I unpack & set up my new apartment but it’s difficult because every time jason bateman is onscreen I start barking uncontrollably

if you see this, do it!! •name: henley •pronouns: any!! •height: 5'6 •sexuality: aroace/lesbian •sign: cancer •piercings: 1 but more soon •tattoos: 3 but more very soon •fav drink: coffee •fav food: mac n cheese •pets: none except for my stuffed seals •mbti: intj •relationship: single & happy

yesss let me show my fav girlies

it’s me and my blue ikea bags against the world

finally watched sinners and it was as good as everyone says it is 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

my tattoo place has a van halen logo on their new flash sheet…… do I get it on my ass next time I go in

I need more crochet/fiber artist ppl to follow. check out this garlic I made #crochetsky #promosky