I woke up super grumpy this morning, which, honestly, is the way 2025 deserves to go out.

I just made the most delicious asparagus risotto. Id post a Pic, but it's all in my belly. Now, I nap.

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This is the best he could do today

Ian rolled over with his eyes partially open, saw me, jumped, and yelled holy fuck. Im not sure how to take that.

Look, I know it's slippy out, but the people in charge of salting our road are a bit insane.

Blame it on the Bossa Nova This line, and this line only has been in my h3ad for hours.

I put on what I thought would be an interesting documentary on Stanley Kubrick, and omg, we're neckdeep in conspiracy theories. Like Jim Morrison faked his death, the moon landing was faked, the CIA is controlling us all conspiracy theories. And I cant look away.

I'm going to be an asshole and say if you look up the Donner Party history through an indigenous lens it's less a tragedy and more a story of white colonialists getting what they deserved. Wel mel ti/ washoe oral history says they tried to feed them but they shot at them.

I just can't eat one more bite of cheese. I can't. My gastrointestinal system won't allow it. I'm all cheesed out. I tap.

Spooning rules - the big spoon can't breathe in a way that's felt, the little spoon can't let their hair touch the big spoon.

Stymied is a word that needs to be used more.

When did clementines become a holiday snack? This seems so weird and new to me. It went from never hearing about it, to now it's everywhere.

Being a light sleeper in a land where snow removal happens at any damn time is not a great combo. Anyway, good morning, I guess.

I love Christmas more than most people, but OMG, this has been the longest day EVER.

Merry Christmas! Jackson found a special Christmas tree branch.

Im pretty sure Jackson asked Santa for this Christmas snow.

Merry Christmas, from Snackson and his Christmas snacks.

This shitbag account asked me why I was in Canada and told me to go home and fight for my own country. How very MAGA of them. Anyway, blocked.

Let the Jackson torture begin! Yes, hes whining to open them. And yes, they're all his.

JUST ONE MORE SLEEP TIL CHRISTMAS!!!

The worst thing about period underwear: they hold in farts. You can fart 20 minutes before, pull them down to pee, and BAM! fresh fart smell escapes.

And now for my favorite movie of all time. Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas. Christmas may now commence.

You know it's been a night when you're on your 4th pair of period underwear since going to sleep 6 hrs ago.

White Christmas is nothing more than military propaganda.

One time I make a comment about a Bills Christmas movie, and now Big Brother google is all "I see you like the Bills!" No, I don't, Google. I hate football. Leave me alone, weirdo.

Well, it happened. For the 38th year in a row, I will have my period on Christmas Day. That's not even statistically fucking possible, but here we are.

A show I'm watching just referred to the Cabbage Patch craze as "The Cabbage Patch Riots of 1983"

Now watching "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". Im not sure if it's good awful, or bad awful.

🎵I'm Mister Green Christmas I'm Mister Sun. I'm Mister Heat Blister I'm Mister 101.🎵

Jackson is trying to figure out how he can drag this stick

Jackson would like you to know he is HOT.

Jackson's stick of the day.

Since I now survive on cheese and cheese alone, Im basically a walking fart.

I remember a time when 3 hours of sleep was enough. It is no longer that time.

Itd be really cool if I could fall asleep.

Jackson just farted like a man named Chuck after a late night bender. Jesus Christ!

Jackson has more of a club today

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A Christmas tale of 2 eyeballs, featuring a lovely artist, and employee at @argylefineart.bsky.social . Last year, Ian and I fell in love with a felted eyeball that was hung at Argyle. We had all intentions of buying it, but then the roof fiasco happened, and countless other things that come before

🎵We'll open up a restaurant in Santa Fe And leave this to the roaches and mice Oh, oh, oh🎵

Jackson has been having problems getting up from his dog beds on the hardwood floor, so we bought him a couple throw rugs. He came over, checked them out, and wagged happy wags for the help.

Dumbassery!

You know how there are people that love shopping? Im not those people.

You carry one pregnant virgin to Bethlehem, and all of a sudden, you're the world's most popular donkey.

The first thing I do every morning, before even checking the time, is give Jacks pets, tell him I love him, and he's a VERY good boy. It's a wonderful way to start the day.

I haven't had pizza from Joey's pizza in Milford PA since 2004, but man that didnt stop me from having an intense craving for it.

We've put together a 🎅 Christmas Playlist for you. Over 3 hours of Holiday music from The Irish Rovers, Clancy Brothers, The Chieftains, Enya, Susan Boyle, The McCallans, The Pogues, Celtic Woman, Craig Duncan and more... open.spotify.com/playlist/5Lv... @listigeplaylists.bsky.social

I *think* I feel healed? And after a year of mostly not working out, I can start again? See ya 30 excess lbs, and fuck you too.

One night I will go to sleep and sleep through the night, instead of having elongated naps with long awake times in between. Imagine how not bitchy I'd be if I weren't always tired.