Random.. but the fact that not one of Alexis girls turned out to be a true Helena like Cassidine is whack. #GH

Former Nikolas on MB's show using the phrase "I texted Frank" #gh

Why is no one posting the gif where Krustina falls to her knees crying? I need to celebrate with that gif. #GH

Goodbye. I’ll always remember the laughs. #GH

Vera

I’m torn. I hate that they’re obsessed with adding new characters to this show instead of investing in existing/offscreen ones, but the disasters they’ve created around Liz (L’s return, the infuriating 🚩stories…), maybe it’s best they only ruin randos. #GH

Free Trina from this lame music story. #GH

Make Murdery Grandma Come Out of the Walls Again #GH

She’s finally quiet. #GH

Sometimes when you watch #GH

We feel you! #GH

What exactly does #GH think it achieves by giving this a**hole a cushy role? Do they hope that insufferable ESPN bros will start watching this soap opera?

I’m sure the plot is horrible, but at least they’re bringing back a character from a legacy family instead of yet another pointless rando—and Ethan was offscreen, not dead. #GH

I desperately want to want to watch #GH again. Give me a reason, please! Nik, Spencer, a reboot of #Vanna or #Nava… Have Ava take over the mob! Send Cuj & Jaws to Florida! ANYTHING!!!!

So not Nik not Spencer not Dillon not Cam not even Griffin or Johnny Zacchara. Mmk. #GH

They said it couldn’t be done… #GH

When Spencer finally crawls out of the Seine, his first question will be why Trina is a flimsy shell of the girl he knew who saved the world. #GH #Sprina

Trina went from being the smartest person in the room and saving the world to singing at Charlie’s and being a softball coaching assistant. It doesn’t help that she is tethered to someone who brings nothing to the table when it comes to her own story. #GH

#GH is back to factory settings. 🥱💤

Every Cuj pairing is a cringe pairing. #GH

Who do we like now that the writers have ruined every character? #GH

Things I hate: 1. Fetishizing violence 2. Jason 3. This show #GH

If Marco dies he’d better die on this parapet #GH

Lil Bitch acting like she didn't become a "spy" just so she could be a murderer in a different font is annoying. Everything she does is annoying. Her entire existence has been to annoy the Black off my ass. #GH

On a separate but just as ridiculous note: The fact that Molly still has no idea that Kristina cut the breaks and nearly killed Ric & Elizabeth, or that Kristina & Alexis held Ric captive in the cellar, is a joke. #GH

These writers always specialized in crappy plots, but we used to get at least one crappy plot carried by likable characters/good actors (like Sprina & the Hook Killer). Now they can’t even do that. #GH

"You murder a WSB agent, you know what is gonna happen? You will never see the light of day.": Sonny to Jason about killing Cullum. This advice coming from Sonny. The same man that point-blank murdered an FBI/CIA agent & he is currently lounging in his living room without a care in the world. #GH

How much longer for this Britta cold fusion confusion? Is the storyline wrapping up??? #GH

I get it. Move on, make babies. With my bestie? I think tf not!

Obsessed with Jason leaving Carly with more directives on how to behave in his absence than his teenaged son. #gh

I love it when talented people move onward & upward from this sh*tshow. #GH

I am not a devoted fan/watcher of #GH but how does anyone watch this Joss stuff and not want to burst out laughing. Nothing against the actress but she is just not convincing at all, I cant take it seriously

Is anybody keeping track of how many chemless pairings they’ve made for Cuj? #GH

Look I did NOT SIGN UP FOR VALENTIN AND CARLY TO FUCK STOP THIS #GH

Loved him with Kristina back in the day, but I really don’t want to see him with the Poolhopper #GH

"Jake has Elizabeth" But we don't have Jake! Get rid of Nathan and Britt (and Drew) and bring back Jake, Dillon, Spencer, and Nik...and TJ!!! Please, #GH!

WEEKEND AT CONGRESS 😭😭😭😭😭 #GH

What main character on GH could you get rid of and literally not a single viewer would care? #GH

Sonny should have a few goons behind him holding little dogs at all times like Queen Charlotte in Bridgerton #GH

Whats the BlueSky character limit? #GH

Every so often I remember when a #GH teaser asked something like, “What secret will be revealed this week?” and @yvalarevolution.bsky.social replied “Jason can’t read.”

Read this if you enjoy smart, funny writing about a show that is neither. #GH

“2026 will be my year.” Me in February:

The way this show relegates Dante & Liz to supporting roles (despite the actors’ talent) makes the pairing boring to me. They should be king and queen of #GH but the writers don’t see it. I do like the flirting though. 💕