2026 is gonna be my year

I finally said enough is enough and decided to not spend my night doing work. I’ve been baking cookies and catching up on soaps and it’s been a RIP ROARING good time.

Can’t believe the universe had the audacity to take Tony Geary instead of Donald Trump.

We are to the part of December where I have gotten JUST enough shopping done that I have been lulled into a false sense of security. I expect reality to snap into place by, like, Wednesday and I’ll be panic-shopping at TJ Maxx after work.

Watching the Buffalo Bills beat the Pats then immediately tuning in to watch Patty Mahomes go down with an injury.

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

Eyelid mites? Elizabeth can’t get a love interest or her kids to deal with or ANY real storyline, but they can give her EYELID? MITES? #GH

Michael said DON’T TALK ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT #gh

It was product placement for eye mites btw Big Eye Mite has gh in their pocket

This episode has weird vibes. #gh

We’re either gearing up for a medical crisis sl for Liz or we’re going to get product placement for like Eye Buy Direct. Nothing in between. #gh

Isaiah and Britt???? I am… thinking thoughts. #gh

Krissy does NAWT deserve Molly for a sister 😭 #gh

I have a full week to catch up on 🫣 but you know what, we’re tuning in ANYWAY #gh

We are now on SNOW DAY NUMBER 2 🥹 I have not worked a full week since the start of November.

Todd Manning ass tweet

decided to do one last game at highmark 🏈 go bills 💙❤️

As a December baby… I’m accepting in a “I want to look him in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless sack of monkey shit he is” way.

Tree is up 🎄✨

Also, when he said at the event that he likes playing evil because he gets to “chew the scenery and throw stuff and yell” like… oh I’m sure baby boy. he knew exactly which MANIC ass performance he was referring to.

As we all know, I could not give a singular flying fuck about yr, but my man Roger absolutely chewed his scenes up and spit them OUT today. Like.. just an inhuman performance from him. Never forgiving gh for failing to give this man the right material and then showing him the door.

Britt is messing up Molly & Cody's date.... #GH

It’s gonna hit like crazy when Krissy goes and confronts Cody. #gh

Sonny should keep the Pomeranian #GH

Please look at the view out my front window 🥹🎄❄️

Cody DO SOMETHING. She’s SLIPPING AWAY. #gh

The Emma/Rocco connection is so adorable. They’re just ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY. #gh

“Would your parents really let someone innocent take the fall for something they did?” ……..yes? What the hell kind of question is that? Isn’t that what you do when you shoot someone? Wait around and hope they think it was someone else? #gh

Sidwell saying “Port Charles didn’t want him!” while Ezra hangs his head like Charlie Brown is SENDING me #gh

Dante: Gio is tearing our family apart. ME and the entire #GH timeline: NO DANTE, YOU ARE

Sonny being like “yeah uh… I think that’s just called being a teenager…. Sorry bout it.” #gh

Ric, fire up the panic room. Britt just broke your daughter’s heart. #gh

I mean clearly that’s what was going to happen but I’m still allowed to be LIVID ABOUT IT CODY YOU ABSOLUTE DINGUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????? #gh

Britt (……and her portrayer) is such a plague on this show. She’s just impossible to watch. #gh

Ric handing Dante an excuse to NOT arrest his oldest child on a silver platter and Dante essentially telling him to fuck off is wild. He’s looked away to benefit his daddy before, but Gio - who he absolutely insisted he wanted to be there for - can kick rocks. Got it. #gh

That is a…. Very closeup photo taken in a moment where the audience could see ample space behind Laura and no one there. But okay. #gh

Bro who called the fun police???? Dante is bringing the WHOLE vibe down which is honestly a feat considering it’s a roomful of their best characters holding dogs. #gh

Cody, do NOT PASS GO DO NOT COLLECT $200 JUST RUN AWAY. #gh

Sonny delivering all of his lines holding a little yappy dog is an INSPIRED choice. #gh

I continue to stand firm that this show would benefit from a Lucky recast that is written more in line with GV’s version of the character. #gh

Me, bundled up on the couch with my Christmas blanket and my Christmas candle and my soap on because we had a snow day today

Molly, come get your man.

FIRST SNOW DAY OF THE SCHOOL YEAR.

Also, is there a canonical reason that Dante is running around dressed like an extra from Grease? #gh

I... do not love the narrative decision to make Curtis the one responsible for Drew's shooting It feels like a mistake to not make it a member of the love triangle they've been centering for over a year now (either Michael, Willow, or Drew as some 4D chess-master plot to get Willow back). #gh

Amanda Setton will never beat the Prettiest Person On Earth allegations. Unreal that a human is allowed to just walk around looking like that. #gh

I have never had trouble enforcing the phone ban until Spotify Wrapped dropped today like a goddamn atomic bomb.

For some reason, thought I was like two episodes behind. I’ve got like five episodes backlogged 😭😭😭 #gh

So like…. This new season of Stranger Things is Bad, right? I have been a bit distracted while watching so maybe I’m missing things, but the fact that I have been distractible during Stranger Things at all is Bad. This feels tired and redundant.

The bad news: I’m still sick. The good news: my parents bought a backup turkey in case I didn’t feel well enough to go to my aunt’s for Thanksgiving so I WILL be making a whole ass turkey for myself while decorating for Christmas. Bonus: it’s snowing outside.