Peep the nails and the haircut 🤭

Starr Manning core, I’m afraid

so like… is gh running any… good stories?

heyyyyyy so yeah, I didn’t mean to log off Bluesky indefinitely. Last month, I got the (somewhat inevitable) call that my position is being eliminated at my high school and it’s lowkey been wreaking havoc with my mental health 🫠 so I sort of stopped engaging with LOTS of things I loved.

So we’re gonna get a good, ol’ fashioned baby swap between Portia and Jordan, right? #gh

Obsessed with Jason leaving Carly with more directives on how to behave in his absence than his teenaged son. #gh

Van Hansis out here using his sorcery to pull off an impossible task: making Britt palatable. #gh

This Maxie/Lulu/Nathan thing is just another instance of me being flummoxed by the writers’ choices. All they had to do to make this work was not have Maxie choose Spinelli. Like… are they aware they could have had her make a different choice? Why write themselves into this corner? #gh

I am not getting the Maxie/Lulu conflict. #GH

I have seen Lulu announce “Nathan and I are involved” more than I have seen Lulu and Nathan be involved. #gh

I am such a hater when it comes to these stupid ass 10-second scenes on #gh. What the whole entire fuck was the point of that Gemma scene with the guitar? WHAT WAS THE POINT?

Drives me up the wall that Sonny could still be likable if they stopped trying to make him edgy, sexy mobster with a heart of gold. Retire Sonny and let him be a full-time nuisance to his baby mamas and brother instead! Let people hate him! #gh

“Nathan’s not a toy, she doesn’t get to collect them all.” Tracy has never been wrong ever in her life. #gh

My #gh hot takes from the past few weeks: -Joss sorta cooked with her anti-Sonny speech, ngl -this Nathan/Lulu/Maxie triangle is beyond stupid. Considering Maxie TOOK HERSELF OUT OF THE TRIANGLE. You gotta be cooking up some grade A bullshit for Lulu to look reasonable.

Guys I did it 🥹 I caught up on like a month of #gh 🥹 and all it took was being bedridden with the flu for four days with nothing else to do!!!!

So I have had a terrible cough and just felt generally shitty for two weeks. Finally started to feel better, and now I’ve got the worst body aches I have ever experienced along with a sore throat and even more coughing 😬

Genuinely a monkey’s paw ass situation because he was my favorite character and then the actor turned out to be a right wing crackpot. #gh

Someone in that writers’ room has demons they need to exorcise.

“2026 will be my year.” Me in February:

Also I will not lie to you I got the ick so bad from the Danny/Charlotte scenes I could not bring myself to watch for like 2+ weeks. Trying to power through some back episodes now

“Why he feels the pairing works” ? Well because it’s worked the 2,472 other times they’ve done it, so why not do it once more for the people in the back? Just because a recipe is good doesn’t mean you can’t try a new one. Good Christ.

Guys 😭😭😭 I got my tickets to see Mumford and Sons 🥹💕

Patriots embarrassed themselves and Stefon Diggs did fuck all for his team

Can’t wait for Cody to run into Danny around the Quartermaines’ and be like “…so. You made out with your cousin. I’ve been there, man.” #gh

Logging on to find out the first kiss was, in fact, between teenaged cousins.

It’s giving The Shining and not in the way you’d want 😭😭😭

Gemma and Tracy teaming up to do crimes in a snow storm???? Sign me UP. #gh

This stupid show really had me fast forwarding Anna Devane. #gh

The Buffalo bills truly went about firing and replacing their head coach in the exact way that no one wanted them to. Baffling decisions all the way down.

The realization that someone somewhere in Port Charles inevitably got snowed in with Stephen A fucking Smith 😂 #gh

Someone rescue my boy Marco. He’s too hot, too cute with Lucas, and too good an actor to be drawn into a storyline that will inevitably result in his exile or death. #gh

"Ah, I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun."

I got myself a snow day tomorrow ❄️

Wow #gh goes quick when the only scenes worth a good goddamn are Gio and Emma!

Port Charles blizzard means nothing if it doesn’t cull some of these useless characters. #gh

Cody Bell/Molly Lansing-Davis girlies, this one’s for us 🫡 #gh

Danny is so precious. I just want to give him a hug every time he tries to see Scout and gets shot down :( #gh

Are we ever gonna circle back to the fact that Nathan was blatantly written as Not Nathan for the first two weeks? #gh

Hate these Carly vs. Britt scenes cause I always have no choice but to side with Carly. #gh

Let me know when you see the vision.

Willow’s devious little smile at the very end of today’s episode 🥲 I’m dangerously close to liking her. #gh

If they pull off Dark Willow…. They’ll have successfully made me into a Willow stan, Michael stan, and Gio stan all within the past eight months. Honestly impressive work from them, considering I used to fast forward all their scenes. #gh

Sonny being like, “have we considered that no one cares who shot Drew??” #gh

Kai, you DUMB BITCH, keep your yap SHUT. #gh

The Liz/Lucas friendship is something they’ve done completely right. They have such chemistry and I completely but they go get drinks to compare fucked up love lives/bitch about coworkers after work. #gh

LOOK I don’t agree with continuing to parade Jason Morgan around as a romantic lead. But I know many people still love him. So to have him back and just completely WHIFF his romantic pairings over and over is bonkers. #gh

GENERAL HOSPITAL DIDN’T RECORD FOR ME

I thought in the preview Tracy said “Carly’s a bitch” and I was like “well, yes, but what’d she do this time?” #gh

Willow, girl. There’s a vacancy in the Davis girls’ basement. I’m sure they’d be more than happy to host this particular guest. #gh

I’ve seen enough. If Dark Millow has no fans, then I’m dead. #gh