Patriots embarrassed themselves and Stefon Diggs did fuck all for his team

Can’t wait for Cody to run into Danny around the Quartermaines’ and be like “…so. You made out with your cousin. I’ve been there, man.” #gh

Logging on to find out the first kiss was, in fact, between teenaged cousins.

It’s giving The Shining and not in the way you’d want 😭😭😭

Gemma and Tracy teaming up to do crimes in a snow storm???? Sign me UP. #gh

This stupid show really had me fast forwarding Anna Devane. #gh

The Buffalo bills truly went about firing and replacing their head coach in the exact way that no one wanted them to. Baffling decisions all the way down.

The realization that someone somewhere in Port Charles inevitably got snowed in with Stephen A fucking Smith 😂 #gh

Someone rescue my boy Marco. He’s too hot, too cute with Lucas, and too good an actor to be drawn into a storyline that will inevitably result in his exile or death. #gh

"Ah, I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun."

I got myself a snow day tomorrow ❄️

Wow #gh goes quick when the only scenes worth a good goddamn are Gio and Emma!

Port Charles blizzard means nothing if it doesn’t cull some of these useless characters. #gh

Cody Bell/Molly Lansing-Davis girlies, this one’s for us 🫡 #gh

Danny is so precious. I just want to give him a hug every time he tries to see Scout and gets shot down :( #gh

Are we ever gonna circle back to the fact that Nathan was blatantly written as Not Nathan for the first two weeks? #gh

Hate these Carly vs. Britt scenes cause I always have no choice but to side with Carly. #gh

Let me know when you see the vision.

Willow’s devious little smile at the very end of today’s episode 🥲 I’m dangerously close to liking her. #gh

If they pull off Dark Willow…. They’ll have successfully made me into a Willow stan, Michael stan, and Gio stan all within the past eight months. Honestly impressive work from them, considering I used to fast forward all their scenes. #gh

Sonny being like, “have we considered that no one cares who shot Drew??” #gh

Kai, you DUMB BITCH, keep your yap SHUT. #gh

The Liz/Lucas friendship is something they’ve done completely right. They have such chemistry and I completely but they go get drinks to compare fucked up love lives/bitch about coworkers after work. #gh

LOOK I don’t agree with continuing to parade Jason Morgan around as a romantic lead. But I know many people still love him. So to have him back and just completely WHIFF his romantic pairings over and over is bonkers. #gh

GENERAL HOSPITAL DIDN’T RECORD FOR ME

I thought in the preview Tracy said “Carly’s a bitch” and I was like “well, yes, but what’d she do this time?” #gh

Willow, girl. There’s a vacancy in the Davis girls’ basement. I’m sure they’d be more than happy to host this particular guest. #gh

I’ve seen enough. If Dark Millow has no fans, then I’m dead. #gh

Rory Gibson is just… elite. This show’s current MVP. #gh

If you had told me a year ago I would be giggling and kicking my feet at Michael Corinthos, I would have no choice but to have your head examined. #gh

Also I could not be less interested in these Anna shenanigans if I tried. #gh

I just started today’s #gh and I simply MUST know why everyone in the know is crestfallen that “Willow got away with it.” You HATE this man. The only thing to be upset at is that she didn’t finish the damn job before punching her get out of jail free card.

How it feels logging onto social media as a bills fan the past two days

Can’t believe I had to watch Joshua Patrick Allen cry last night

I love my cousin, okay? We were raised like sisters. We live next door to each other now. She’s my best friend. I’d take a bullet for her. She keeps doing this thing where she thinks she can put two bags of popcorn in the microwave at the same time and I can’t fathom what is going on in her head.

Okay so like I know it’s not going to happen because this is a soap and they must keep the Content Machine running but I pray Willow just confesses, can’t be tried again, and leaves Drew. This Drew/Willow thing is a car wreck and the writers should be dusting off the jaws of life. #gh

I fear I remain a Dark Millow truther. #gh

Laura Wright’s Carly got old fast, but Laura Wright’s hair? The gift that keeps on giving. What a queen.

heyyyy… I might have gotten stuck doomscrolling in the bad place for the past week.

So today I was talking to one of my freshmen and she was like “I can’t wait for my favorite show to come back… THE ROOKIE.” To which I said “…you mean like the Nathan Fillion show?” And then I had about seven fourteen-year-old girls waxing poetic about Nathan Fillion. And The Rookie.

🎀thread of 2026 reads🎀 ✨goodreads goal: 50 books✨ last year was a rough one, but let’s try this again!

The top 5 from hell, I fear.

Is this a safe space to say I do not understand this pick as a tribute to Tony Geary? That episode about Luke’s childhood was like head and shoulders above this one, which he was in for about six minutes. #gh

I don’t know how to explain it, but the shirt Roger Howarth has on in this episode is like the quintessential 2010s Franco shirt. Like if I picture Franco, he’s wearing that damn shirt. #gh

I’ve had to watch MS’s Nina for 40 minutes and I’m over it. Good Christ. #gh

I miss the everloving SHIT out of this version of Maxie. She has such an edge to her. #gh

You go way way back as… friends? My brother in Christ, you got her pregnant. #gh

The concept of doing a redux of Dillon and Lulu’s step sibling relationship from Hell 🤢 gross #gh

Can you imagine glimpsing Morgan Corinthos from across the bar and thinking he’s literate, much less capable of… helping revise a screenplay? #gh

Maxie to Nathan's mom: "Mrs. Reeves, I'm not sure how, but you've gotten the wrong impression of me. I have dignity. I am sophisticated AND gentile. (pauses) What the hell is that homewrecking bitch doing here??" Me: 🤣🤣🤣 #GH