death metal band called Stomach Erosion and the first album is just called FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

The owner of one of my favorite restaurants was detained by 🧊 I hate this fucking shit so much

Dimitri fire emblem breakdown laugh dot gif

Workers are here to change the furnace filter and they were struggling to park their work van on the street and my mom, who had been standing in the open door watching, proceeded to open the door and yell, "THE GUY ACROSS THE STREET JUST DIED! YOU CAN PARK IN HIS DRIVE! IF YOU WANT!" Me: MA, NO

Guy having the worst GERD of their life: qi deviation, I guess

Mission 132

Pokopia is so good, actually

Moon

Please put all of my taxes into space exploration, thank you

Why is it hot in March Why is it hot in March Where is your rage Where is your anger Rise RISE

The things I don't know could fill the library of Alexandria 100000 times over but it's fun to try

MY SON HAS RETURNED FROM THE WAR 😭

春の帽子を縫った👒

losing my fucking shit about SxF for like six hours now

My Maslow hierarchy of needs is just the concept of holding my dog again

#Hualian 惊蛰〜

Car was not towed and finally had a meal, hooray

I told her to wait for me while I parked. and she did not, as per usual, and now she's being triaged without me there to help answer questions. Also hope no one notices the accessible parking tag is expired by three years. I forgot to grab her current one

My mom: I woke up at 2AM hearing alarms and I've had chest pain since then, isn't that weird? Do you suppose that's the sense of doom they talk about? Me, softly, like she's a horse that's gonna get spooked: so we should go to the ER Mom: no, really? are you sure? Me: yes

I FORGOT TO POST IT HERE betaology part one is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcBu...

Checked Wikipedia and apparently not lmao

Do we think Grieg wrote "In the Hall of the Mountain King" and was like, fuuuckkkkk that's so good

My boss brought up some actor to me today and I was like, idk who that is, and she showed me and I still didn't know, so I went on Wikipedia and was like, OH the kid from Whiplash?? And she was like, I know you dont watch things but I know you've seen that movie bc you quote it all the time and

New #danmei cover reveal! ✨ BALLAD OF SWORD AND WINE: QIANG JIN JIU (NOVEL) Vol. 8 by Tang Jiu Qing with series art by St! #SevenSeasDanmei #QiangJinJiu #QJJ This FINAL VOLUME is out August 2026—in 2 editions! Pre-orders are LIVE! Links below:

nooo don't destroy the earth, the yaoi is so sexy ahaha

Ah, the manmade horrors are really horrible, it turns out

Sometimes I feel like I definitely outgrew being a weird shit. but then I have two back-to-back conversations with someone where I definitely failed the speech check. My human suit is itchy and ill-fitting today, I guess

My mom just walked by and patted my shoulder and told me I'm doing a good job and I'm a good person and I started crying lmao

Future Kristen: on your sad bitch Stardew farm, the next day is the Luau and you have the gold quality cauliflower in your inventory. Do not sell it! That is for the friendship hearts The day after is the start of the shells on the beach and you need to check for rainbow shells

Making a list of characters who need to be tasered

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!💝

Be strong, sweet little one. Someday they will all be dead and you will do a shit on their graves

I read my horrorscope and it said that conjunction of billionaires with the planet earth are causing just about all of the problems

I hate this

立春〜🐃 #Hualian

you can actually watch gaiman lose followers in real time and it's lowkey hilarious instastatistics.com/neilhimself

Not to be a b00mer but I can't get over how the "kids these days" have brought back stringy, face-framing strands of hair and baggy pants that drag through puddles. I hope if we're still around in 20 years, they feel the same fondness in their chest when they see the next generation doing it, too

"Look, San Lang! It's us!" "As always, Gege is so cute 😌❤️" #minidoll #hualian

🌼でざあともいっぱいたべた！

Do I have any friends or moots who practice martial arts? And if yes, can I ask you a question about it?

I hope this email kills us both

Noo don't be depressed about the everything, ur so sexy ahaha

Just sitting and staring at the wall and stalling on doing my little tasks while everything is happening everywhere

I'm gonna make it through this day* [Year adjusted for inflation]

Im so depresssdssssed weeeeeeeeeeee

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

I am depressed as fuck. All solidarity with 🇻🇪

This year has been the worst for me. There is no life after grief. There is life around grief. And it sucks ass. But I'm grateful to know so many kind and lovely people, both IRL and on here. I hope to enjoy fandom together forever! I wish you all peace, safety, & health