they've got a super fucked up decision coming down the pipe and they're greasing us up for it

Of course it would be a 12 hour news story today. The GOP spent the last 50 years making sure that Watergate could never take down one of their own ever again. And they've succeeded. Crime is legal if you have an R next to your name.

are they now registered Democrats? no? then THEY DIDN'T FUCKING LEAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. apparently I'm the only one who remembers how many Republicans claimed to be "done" w/Trump after J6 only to immediately hop back on his dick. this is just another Nazi grift as always.

props to @theguardian.com for not flinching from the truth

signs of a healthy republic: even the junkies get guns! 🫠

so it's not even fascism anymore, it's just flagrant oligarchy 🙃🫠

can't have a female president but we can make THIS FUCKIN GUY the world's first TRILLIONAIRE that concept is so absurd my phone didn't even recognize "trillionaire" AS A WORD

this is some Josef Mengele shit

lol everyone knows you're bibi's bitch, that's how we got in this mess in the first place

i have a lot of thoughts on this article so buckle up, here's a thread 1/? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

nation elects misogynist, enraged when misogyny happens

Katie Porter crashing and burning in the CA governor's race was the final nail in the coffin. I have no faith left in the electorate, anywhere. at every turn they have consistently chosen the worst option because the misogyny has reached a fever pitch. I'm sick of being governed by men.

this is an insane non-answer. plenty of movies feature characters that aren't based on real people but are nonetheless PORTRAYED by real people. nobody is saying "you have to tell the story of this real person," we're saying "you have to pay real people to depict these characters."

I can't describe how much Texans do not give a fuck about Paxton's "baggage." it's not just about Trump holding sway, this dumbfuck self-loathing hatefully illiterate state *wants* the most belligerently fascist shitstains it can find. we've cured our lung cancer by getting colorectal cancer.

wild that I heard the song of the summer by the artist of the year exactly once on the radio and never again 🙃

good, I hope he resigns. and I hope we keep replacing these dogshit chairs until we get one that can do a REAL election autopsy and say the truth: we lost because American voters are stupid bigots.

translation: you asked men to vote for a woman

the White House grows ever more sausage-y

"per my last email" is the absolute most civil & dignified way I can think of to say "I ALREADY FUCKING SAID THAT YOU GODDAMN ILLITERATE MORON." shutting my laptop & going for a walk doesn't fix my coworkers being stupid.

what do those demographics have in common? if you said "they would all rather do a key bump of anthrax than see a woman in the presidency," you win the grand prize!

I’m so furious about how stupid everything is

at least somebody's ruling against these fucksticks. maybe SCROTUS cases should have a jury too...

why do you think she came all this way?

this is why Democrats are dogshit at mounting a resistance or even undoing GOP damage. a lot of "you can't do that, it's illegal!" & not enough "we're gonna do this even though it's illegal bc it needs to be done & no one's actually enforcing these laws anyway."

I'M RICH or I would be if I actually had the money to have placed that bet

oh "grave concerns" very good that'll definitely have an impact CHAIN YOURSELVES TO THE FUCKING PLANES OR SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LOSERS

exhibit A

great post

shit I need to get on polymarket and bet a million dollars SCROTUS invalidates that map

props to the guardian for not mincing words or pulling punches. we are turbofucked.

so many camera angles!

UPDATE: they arrived and I just had the soy sauce butter noodles & orange soda for lunch... disappointed. the noodles were somehow still kinda spicy and the soda still tastes like sucralose. ☹️

Why would anyone trust Democrats on the economy? Look at California. It's been controlled by Democrats for decades. A few years ago, it had the sixth largest economy in the world. Now, it's the fourth largest. Fucking Democrats don't know shit about the economy.

it's nice to know karma still works sometimes

someone ELI5 the holdup. why isn't the district judge's ruling enough? does a district judge have to make a recommendation before the cca can act on it? if the cca is full of dickheads who don't want to release her can they just sit on it forever?

feels weird blocking people I generally agree with purely because they keep showing up in my feed while they've disabled any interaction with their posts. don't just fucking drive by with your opinions, let me RESPOND ffs.

what an absolutely headass take. conversion therapy isn't "a controversial treatment," it is a fully debunked & detrimental non-treatment aimed at minors AND adults. making it legal isn't going to protect gender-affirming care, it's going to destroy it.

so how many times do you think this article will have to be written before journalists (and voters) get that THIS IS THE GOAL? "but they followed the rules! Trump targeted immigration hearings for ICE arrests! brown people being deported en masse!" YEAH, NO SHIT. www.texastribune.org/2026/04/16/t...

yeah so if any of these lawyers could see fit to RELEASE my late FIL's OIL LEASE DIVIDENDS TO ME while this is happening, that would be fantastic. I could use a $30M windfall.

popular or unpopular has nothing to do with scientific integrity, and "engaging in dialogue" with the medical equivalent of flat earthers is actually harmful because it makes uninformed people think their arguments may be legitimate. this is why we now have measles outbreaks.

well shit, I dunno how the hell I missed this pre-order but how do I get my hands on one now? #bts #arirang #bts_worldtour_arirang

They want to rape teenagers so desperately

the press sees all conservatives as one of their own

not #BTS dropping their own noodles & soda via WALMART which arrives THE DAY THEIR TOUR STARTS IN THE US and also happens to be SNAP eligible even under Texas' fuckass soda ban because this stuff uses ALLULOSE which is a NATURAL sugar 🤯🤯🤯 these boys saving my fat ass every day 😭😭😭 #ARIH #BTSxARIH

toxic male traits apparently include wanting us to cut Melanie "who geeves a fuck about Chreesmas" Trump some slack 😂

this is so indescribably on-brand

genuinely shocked a Republican is going up against a Christian cult, I mean, camp

conservatives love dunking on themselves in service of vulture capitalism