I decided fuck it and made a tiktok tae tiktok.com/@urbanbeachouse

hi

hey it's been a minute. life has been lifing, but I've started a new creative project on upscrolled. my writing will always be AI free. heres the first part of my essay on Ambiguous Humanitarian Grief. share.upscrolled.com/en/post/980b...

Evil by interpol is such a good song

Petition to rename Discover tab to Traumatise

woke up alive again

rare tiddy content while I pee

cigarettes I've missed u x

new profile picture vibes

Petition to rename Discover tab to Traumatise

I guess he leaned too far right www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news...

After 4 years of waiting recieved my formal adhd diagnosis today Now I have the Bipolar ADHD CPTSD trifecta once I get methylphenidate its over for you bitches

Nobody: Chronically online homosexual: "Need to trim my beard" & the selfie naked as the day he was born with cheeks spread. He's not even looking at the camera. The beard remains unseen.

My random reddit suggestion notifications are CRAZY

Am pink

Its been like this since 430pm

boys can be riot grrrls too💅♀️

Wrapped says I am and always will be a riot grrrlie

Sup

It's 7⁰C - how is it December in Scotland?

Unhinged Toddlers on those baby leash things will never not be hilarious

My jaws sore, so I ripped the crusts off my sandwich and flung them in a decomposition bin walking past. Some middle aged man starts aggressively lecturing me about wasting food. He was left gagged when I told him to mind his fucking business. Not everything requires ur damn input

Prof Hannah Fry is probably my favourite science communicator (and it's not because she's also a redhead)

Tell me this bitter old queen ain't fruity. This could be an Untucked monologue

Miss Piggy FTW

Enduring the Wicked press tour against my will on every fyp is like shitting out a pinecone. When will it end

Who in good conscience opts to be a traffic warden? Your whole job is just to ruin peoples day. Granted I know the conditions of capitalism force people into things but like idk be a cleaner or something. If you willingly became a traffic warden not out of necessity I have no respect for u

The very first thing the Prime Minister does is use the household budget metaphor. A metaphor - this report into BBC coverage - said could be "easily misleading." Why is the government trying to mislead the country?

Not to be super woke but I hate the concept of charities. Why do we just accept that governments offload their responsibility to look after the vulnerable? Why are charities and volunteers cleaning up their mess while they take our money and still have extortionate salaries?? We are being clowned 🤡

I'm ill

I’m tired of misogynistic gay men. We need to be better

When he opens his mouth to unleash his dunning-kreuger effect

My new favourite closedown phrase is: "imagine having the time to care about this"

To the twink who just looked me up and down in the bus station

It kept me up all night am fuckin ragin

It just hit me given the longevity of my parents I'm likely entering middle age in my 30s. This is what my brain comes up with at night time

It appears I have developed a cough

This is my life now I may as well just sleep on the floor

As a fellow moustache gay I concur with my full chest (and fuller moustache)

The press tour, the fandom, everything yall have ruined that damn musical for me

I love when @nottheboreworms.bsky.social interacts with anything I do on here because I immediately vocal stim

#mcm - is that the trend/what am meant to caption it? Idk just have a b&w photo cos it's Monday aight

ADHD in a nutshell: I remembered an article I liked on Bluesky SIX MONTHS ago that helped a friend with an academic piece - but don't you ever ask me where I just put my wallet

Bit much?

This year I will be commenting "AI slop smh" on people's family Christmas photos just to be a menace

In today's episode of corporate dystopia

I can empathise having a picky coffee order, but why be such a cunt about it?

I "happy holidays" people just to litmus test if they're a crybaby bitch

I hear raccoons are domesticating 😭😭 they're not even in Scotland but I would love a pet racoon so bad