Is this a legal slam dunk for Tylenol? This has to end in a lawsuit right?

the world will have to learn what “groypers” are and i don’t think the average boomer is ready for that

Starting my Real Housewives OC journey, what do I need to know?

I guess we’re okay with this. (Feel free to RT this over the next few days, weeks, years, forever)

Headlines that would kill a small Victorian child

Getting recognized by name, and subsequently thanked by my Director may be the highlight of my career for a while

Jill is the girl my wife and I would take under our wing and actively find people for. She doesn’t deserve the guys in #bachelorinparadise

Why does Brian look like he has nothing going on behind the eyes? #bachelorinparadise

The rate of fascisms rise in the world has me convinced we’d welcome The Emperor if he showed up

Yeah, I wrote a bug 4 months ago that crashed the website this morning for 5 hours, but they keep telling me if I left the team they’d be fucked so we call that job security

Me (not salty at all): Wow it’s awesome that your deck is based on Horsemanship. That’s one of the best mechanics in the game #commander #mtg

Gonna start keeping a whoopie cushion in my pocket in case I ever need to blame a fart

I’d actually love to play a game of D&D 3.5 again. It was the first experience I had with the game and I had no idea what was going on

10/10 they should make a movie of it

Anyone else going to GenevaCon this year?

Just Buffalo Wild Winging it through life

RIP Jimmy Carter. You would have loved the McChicken

Anime folks! Is #Dandadan really THAT good?

About to surprise my wife with a clean shaven face, wish me luck

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but its The Stormlight Archive **Not** The Stormlight Archives

Tonight is the first time I’ve actually tried working with #Cursor. I feel like a god

Men in Salem had no game so they called women witches and wrote fanfiction

Yeah boomers act all entitled. But I thought my parents and parents in law were exceptions until this #Thanksgiving 🫠

My best friend started writing a book and I’m so excited for how excited he is about it!

I’ve started Mass Effect so many times but it’s never hooked me. What do I need to know?

“Is Master pleased with Grundor’s behavior at the fancy dinner?”

#Wicked is the first honest to god 10/10 I’ve seen in forever

what’s your 10/10 album?

Don’t mind me, just blasting the new Linkin Park album until I decide if I like it

Commander folks! I spent so much time putting together my Zur: the Enchanter deck only for it to be completely unfun to play against. Any ideas on what to do with it?

Homemade bread and homemade soup. My wife and I are THE power couple

Just got to that phase of campaign planning where I can’t stop thinking about how cool the world is

First time on canvas since I started painting minis turned out pretty good!

On Thursdays I have no meetings, I get to work from home (for now) and cook my own food. Strong contender for a favorite weekday

Hi! I’m Matt! I’m new here from the bad place and I’m into - Programming - Magic the Gathering - Dungeons and Dragons - Warhammer - Fitness - Cats - Fantasy Books Help me find my people!