───*ੈ⏱‧₊˚༺🪷༻*ੈ⏱‧₊˚─── 💮ㄚǔ Ⱬhé Ⱡíu 💮 ˗ˏˋ ꒰⏱꒱ ˎˊ˗ ⏱𝔽ormer⏱ 💮丂orcerer 丂upreme💮 ───*ੈ⏱‧₊˚༺🪷༻*ੈ⏱‧₊˚─── ♡ + ↻

Introducing "What? Have you never seen a cat burglar before?" Franky Smithersons "Oh my gosh, is that catwoman! Oh, im such a big fan, crap and I did my makeup horrible today -" Aka "Ugh, this suit is so hard to clean, and you spilled wine on it! Asshole!" Gotham's Kitty Cat.

WHY ARE THERE BUFF MEN AND BUFF WOMEN IN MY VICINITY?!

🕸️ WHAT IS THE CHARGE? ENJOYING A SUCCULENT CHINESE SMOOCH?!

Akemi wiggled her index finger. "Uh-uh. No evidence. Just dead bad guys. Simple." She leaned into Kurt's space, her shoulder brushing his, Akemi's smirk shimmering. -->

The familiar scent of smoke and beer greeted them as they teleported into the living room. Akemi ran a hand through her hair, processing the failed mission, then moved to the kitchen. -->

The pack leader was pinned, held down by its antlers under Denji's strength. It squirmed and screamed, its sharp antlers slicing a deep, ugly wound across Denji's face in its thrashing. -->

From her vantage point, Akemi witnessed Kurt's chaotic, zigzagging teleportation as he subdued the gang members, leaving them webbed and helpless on the roof. -->

As Denji took his position on top of the stacked crates, the next wave of mutants surged forward. They galloped with their heads lowered, turning their antlers into a piercing wall. -->

|𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐲|𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫|𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫| ✘ 𝐑𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐡ö𝐥𝐦𝐞 ✘ 𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞 ✘ 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 ✘ 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 | #XmenRP | #MVRP |𝐍/𝐒𝐅𝐖| #BlueskyRP |

Squishes. Squishes. SQUISHES SQUISHES SQUISHES.

Akemi pulled the trigger, and the pistol only clicked. Empty. Her last Orchidine bullet was now a spent casing on the ground. She clicked her tongue in frustration. "Tsk. I guess that's it for the easy kills." -->

Akemi turned back to denji. "Shh...!" She then shifted her full attention to the market's front yard. -->

"Pleasure before business? Just like a Yakuza."

“You say such sweet things. I wonder if you’re all talk.” “My bedroom’s right there if you want to prove me wrong.”

"Hmm..." Akemi pondered. She walked up to the market's door and reached into the adjacent bush. Her hand closed around a warm, pebble shaped device. She pulled it out, pressed a flush button on its side, and the shell split open to reveal a small flickering screen. -->

After a short walk, they arrived at their destination. "Aaaand..." Akemi announced, her voice cutting through the quiet night. They stood before Chymeri's market. It was enveloped in darkness, both inside and out. -->

Akemi flushed blood red at Kurt's words, a soft gasp escaping her lips. "E-Excuse me?!" But before she could take a step, he'd instantly flung himself from the rooftop, plummeting into the midst of the yakuza. -->

💊 It's important to remind ourselves that no one owes us anything in this hobby we participate in collectively. This runs on give and take. Stay appreciative, gracious, humble and kind. As much as possible.

i deleted some muses these are staying with me: @cuteorchid.bsky.social Ran (Urusei Yatsura) @ambivalent-sister.bsky.social Ranma (Ranma ½) @red-beauty.bsky.social Akemi (Maison Ikkoku) @cosmic-cycler.bsky.social Benten (Urusei Yatsura) @guy-fierei.bsky.social Rei (Urusei Yatsura)

Akemi pulled another gun from the hidden arsenal—this time, a Heckler & Koch P7 with a custom radiant purple finish. She loaded it with a magazine of Orchidine rounds, pulled back the slide, and released it. The mechanism locked into place with a metallic click. -->

Akemi looked confused for a second, then let out a soft giggle. "Oh! Hehe... This gun isn't for you." She reassembled her Glock, and clicked the safety on. -->

You walked in on him. He's just looking at you fairly shocked. He's not wearing anything on the lower half of him. #FriskyFriday

<time skip> A relatively quiet night had passed. An aggressive ray of sunlight cut through the window, waking the slumbering Denji. From the living room, he could hear a soft rattling. Akemi sat on the couch with her Glock 26 disassembled on the coffee table in front of her. -->

"So yeah..." Akemi downed the last of her beer and tossed the empty can into a bin near a door with a clatter. "Go take a bath and get some sleep." She chirped. -->

Akemi felt Chymeri's presence behind her and turned her head slightly. "Oh, I'm just checking the nearby organization violences through Omnivigil." She explained casually. "It's a spy program developed by the Russian and Japanese secret service." -->

@red-beauty.bsky.social //Just wanted to say, if only as a follower of yours, that I admire your use of detail to ground and immerse your characters and adventures into a modern setting. Places, food, technology, etc. Like they're navigating a living world.

Akemi smiled at Denji. "Good." She laid out a sheet of paper on the table, a hand drawn map of the market. -->

Ran quietly gasped, a tiny, surprised sound, as Chymeri's hand gently came to rest on her head. She froze for a second, her eyes wide, as he began giving her soft, careful headpats. -->

"What are you—" A burst of pinkish purple light cut Akemi off. Her stomach lurched as the world vanished and reappeared two miles above the city. -->

"̷A̷̷n̷̷d̷ ̷I̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷o̷̷u̷̷g̷̷h̷̷t̷ ̷I̷ ̷c̷̷o̷̷u̷̷l̷̷d̷ ̷i̷̷m̷̷p̷a̷̷r̷̷t̷ ̷t̷̷h̷a̷̷t̷ ̷w̷̷i̷̷s̷̷h̷ ̷i̷̷n̷ ̷s̷̷u̷̷c̷̷h̷ a̷ ̷l̷̷i̷̷t̷̷t̷̷l̷̷e̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷i̷̷n̷̷g̷. ̷W̷̷h̷̷o̷ ̷k̷̷n̷̷e̷̷w̷ ̷t̷̷h̷a̷̷t̷ ̷i̷̷n̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷e̷ ̷e̷̷n̷̷d̷, ̷I̷ a̷̷c̷̷t̷̷u̷a̷̷l̷̷l̷̷y̷ ̷f̷̷e̷̷l̷̷l̷ ̷i̷̷n̷̷l̷̷o̷̷v̷̷e̷ ̷w̷̷i̷̷t̷̷h̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷e̷̷m̷ ̷s̷̷o̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷i̷̷s̷ ̷o̷̷n̷̷e̷ ̷i̷̷s̷ ̷m̷̷y̷ ̷b̷̷i̷̷g̷̷g̷̷e̷̷s̷̷t̷ ̷r̷̷e̷̷g̷̷r̷̷e̷̷t̷."

🪻 Jay This is gonna be my last switch 💢💢💢 Good lord;;;

Ran was shocked. An annoyed expression occupied her face, her previous professional curiosity evaporating into fury. R: "You... tasted it." Her voice was low. The pen in her hand started shaking with suppressed aggression. "It would've taken you out in 15 minutes when ingested orally!!!" -->

As Akemi took the empty glass from Chymeri's trembling hands, and moved to the tap to refill it with cold water, Ran settled herself on the edge of the sofa behind him. She turned to him, her expression a blend of curiosity and concern. -->

Akemi walked up to her fridge and opened it. She pulled out a can of ice cold Yebisu, cracked it open, and plopped back onto her couch. She took a long sip, then moaned in refreshment. She looked over at Denji, her expression turning more serious. -->

"Then it's done!" Akemi reached out, accepting Denji's handshake. Her hand was soft and delicate compared to his rough, calloused palm. She then got up from the stairs and opened the door to her apartment. -->

"Acht-! A new challenger to the kitty crown!"

𝑰 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒉 𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒎. 𝑲𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆. | 𝑵/𝑺𝑭𝑾| 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍| #MarvelRP #MVRP | 𝑨𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒕 𝒘𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓|

As soon as Chymeri started to stir, his eyes fluttering open, Akemi was there. She helped him sit up, pulled the pillow from under his head, and placed it behind his back to cushion him against the sofa. -->

"Because I need my fans! It's so hot in my apartment..." "When it breaks, I'll put it up on my OnlyFans. Simple."

"About to start my OnlyFans." "I will sell broken fans there."

Akemi sat down next to Denji on the stairs, turning her body towards him to face him directly. "What we've established," she began. "is that these creatures come every six months. Whether they arrive in a horde or just a single scout varies." -->

Akemi's heart dropped as a heavy thump echoed from the laptop's speakers, cutting off the series of ragged coughs. "Sir?" She stared at the laptop's screen. "SIR?!" There was no response. -->

"Well then you should teleport in my be—" Akemi's words caught in her throat as she realized what she was about to say. Her eyes shot wide open. -->

"Wellll..." Akemi pondered, tapping her chin. "Ranko also told me you were looking for a place to stay... or at least, that's what she deducted from you wandering around the neighborhood after work." -->

"What guns...? Oh, it's my Glo—" Akemi began to answer, but before she could finish, Ran launched herself across the room, landing in Akemi's lap with a soft thump. -->

Akemi snickered. "Oh, trust me. This one's a threat to society." She reached into her pocket and retrieved a slightly crumpled photograph. -->